i just got brain freeze from inhaling an ice cube...omg...brain freeze hurts soooooooooooooo bad....even my chest hurts. :(

you snorted an ice cube???

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "That is highly unlikely," says the doctor.

"Please, show me," So she takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. Then she pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so on and so forth.

Finally the doctor looks at her and says, "You're not really a brunette are you? You're really a blonde, right?"

She looks surprised and says, "Yes, Doctor!!" "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

Originally posted by Purity
you snorted an ice cube???


no, it went down my throat...all nice n numb now

Remember it's not rape it's surprize sex.

Originally posted by Exotica
..even my chest hurts. :(

Would you like a massage for the pain?? :)

Originally posted by Nuno
Would you like a massage for the pain?? :)

you couldn't handle it

Originally posted by Exotica
you couldn't handle it

This makes me laugh....

lol you're getting married, i can't mess w/you

Originally posted by Exotica
lol you're getting married, i can't mess w/you

It's just an innocent massage to help someone in pain...that's all.

i'm not getting married :)

lol thanks for your concern hun

;)

Originally posted by Purity
i'm not getting married :)

you dont count

Is it because he doesn't reach minimum height requirements?

Originally posted by Hermes' Baby Momma
Is it because he doesn't reach minimum height requirements?

shut up tri-nip

How about a foot massage..does that count?

Originally posted by Hermes' Baby Momma
Is it because he doesn't reach minimum height requirements?

lol awwwww

im short so no, that can't be it

Originally posted by nickeboy9
How about a foot massage..does that count?

massages period are good

I never knew that tony was short when did this happen?