Post your before pics here along with weight and any other info that might be used in judging (waist, arm size, body fat etc...)

You have until um... lets see---January 5th to enter.

Remember front and side views a must and you must you the same pose in your before and after pics. No flexing in the after and not doing it in the before.

so put my thumb in my mouth and blow to make myself look extra fat and suck it all in in a few weeks to look extra thin? :)

im also gettin in shape as my resolution. I have an appointment even with a nutritionist and doctor to get me eating the right things and on the right workout. If i post any pics it would be after i have accomplished something though, i'd be too embarrassed to post the now without improvement to feel good about yet. I'm not in the contest anyhow, but i wish you all the best, i hope you accomplish your fitness goals. This battle is going to be 1000000 times harder than quitting smoking was.....which is what caused most of my fatness ironicly :P

Originally posted by Gman
Remember front and side views a must and you must you the same pose in your before and after pics. No flexing in the after and not doing it in the before.

whoa. you outta be a photographer for playgirl.

Originally posted by Purity
whoa. you outta be a photographer for playgirl.

Oh yeah include ass shots.

I wil post mine tonight since everyone is too chicken to go first

I need to pick up new batteries for my camera.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I wil post mine tonight since everyone is too chicken to go first

they're just shy

I can't wait to violently masturbate to this thread.

I'll send you some special pics then

i will post mine this weekend. when is the cut off date to enter?

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Post your before pics here along with weight and any other info that might be used in judging (waist, arm size, body fat etc...)

You have until um... lets see---January 5th to enter.

k.

btw... **** you.

you're probably not using your booster seat and can't see all of the monitor

Originally posted by lightweight
I'm pointing my finger and laughing at you, Dogg.

I'll post mine tonight.

I lost my patch for my camera. I'll try and find it tonight. then we'll start a new thread with just the pics and no posting or comments.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid95/p5c884ce9c1940f5d601ce618cd5ac376/fa34aee0.jpg

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid96/pa509c02f012623270ad49ddc6fcddee0/fa1d2634.jpg

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid96/pf4d9ea517f0ea5427b10a5cd2f7953f8/fa1d262e.jpg
i admit i pushed my stomach out a lil bit on this one

Dude, you could have kept your pants on...**** sake, innocent kids may see this.

Benw ould have won this hands down last year. To win this yar he either needs to gain 50lb solid muscle at 4% BF or drop to 110lbs

i'm only plannin to lose 20lbs and tone up. mabye bulk a little bit.

thats it.


I kept the pants on. I just lowered them because if i kept them at a normal level then my fatter lower stomach seems hidden and i look skinnier.

riiight pervert!

Jesus Christ man, you're not a beautiful brazilian chick, we don't want to see you in hiphuggers, pull up the pants, I can see the tip of your knob in one of those pics. I don't have a digi. camera, but I'll post my stats to the best of my knowledge. I'm 5'11" about 205 right now. Probably 12 or 13% body fat. I wan't to walk at 185 with less than 8% body fat. Time to make it happen.

http://www.globalmma.com/Curly/front.jpg
Sucking in my gut

http://www.globalmma.com/Curly/front2.jpg
Relaxed

http://www.globalmma.com/Curly/side.jpg

http://www.globalmma.com/Curly/back.jpg
My fat ass

http://www.globalmma.com/Curly/back2.jpg


My problem areas
http://www.globalmma.com/Curly/front3.JPG
Love handles-I want my traps bigger and my abs cut


http://www.globalmma.com/Curly/side2.JPG
I can't get that one side of my shoulder to gain any size

Whoa, Carl you actually do have a redneck

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid96/pf4d9ea517f0ea5427b10a5cd2f7953f8/fa1d262e.jpg[/IMG]
i admit i pushed my stomach out a lil bit on this one


GOOD ****ING LORD, I WAS EATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Hermes' Baby Momma
GOOD ****ING LORD, I WAS EATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i hope you choked.

p.s. I kicked your baby daddy in the head this mornin. twice.

Dont **** with The Hermes.

Originally posted by Hermes' Baby Momma
Dont **** with The Hermes.

i'm just tellin you.


so did you choke?

Apparently not. Luckily I was only eating apple sauce.

Can you check and see if they made Hermes 2004 calendars?

Wow vulger i am impressed! you have made mad progress!

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid97/pb354e8421b867712760722e8e82f83fc/fa181782.jpg

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid97/p13728307991d781c5d27e1653c4fc1e9/fa18177b.jpg

Bob - Thanks

grant those are old pics from before you choked out creed.

Yeah I've lost like 5 pounds since then. I really want to work the pecs.

i want to work the pecs too.

but that will have to wait considering i cannot close my hand.

Just wrap your hands. Man I can't wait for monday first work out of the program.

posting my pics later, gotta take them first and the card is full. have to download the card and recharge the camera after our trip.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i want to work the pecs too.

but that will have to wait considering i cannot close my hand.

Are you able to do push-ups in the mean-time?

I can't believe only 3 of us have signed up

i am posting my pics tomarrow. then we can make an official thread with the before and afters blah blah bleh.

**** it, I'm in, but I don't think I can have pics up before tomorrow... :cuss:

My sister has a camera I could use, but I'd have to find a way to scan the pics into my comp cause I don't have a scanner. I'll try and figure this out, but I'll probbaly need an exception of 2-4 days before I can submit my pics...

Whoever's in charge of this should PM me whether or not I can do this.

The date is now um... lets see...Jan 9th

I forgot about the holiday week and blah blah blah so Jan 9th it is.

BTW, when does the contest run until? Who's judging the winner?

Hurry up *****es and get those pics in.

I am the judge.

why the hell is your house painted pink gman???? who's bright idea was that?

i'd do this but i fear ridicule and romoshop

Originally posted by Purity
why the hell is your house painted pink gman???? who's bright idea was that?

My dad and step mom

I would enter,but I left my camera at Puritys house

Originally posted by Hermes' Baby Momma
Apparently not. Luckily I was only eating apple sauce.

Am I the only one that got turned on by this?

i'll have someone at training take my pic tonight.

I'm getting a roll of film tongith for my sister's camera, I should easily have my pics ready for Friday.

BTW, I called a gym earlier and I'm going in there tonight to sign up and get my tour of the place. You're all goin down. Last year I lost 40 pounds between Febuary and June, this time I don't have nearly as much fat to lose but I plan on getting some nice muscle.

YO DIE MUTHA ****AZ?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111onwon wonw

I refuse to take part due to the fact that I'm too damn sexy to post my pictures in any public forum. Thank you.

riiiiiiiiiiiiight

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
riiiiiiiiiiiiight


And due to the fact that I don't have a digital camera or scanner. Hell, my computer dosen't even have sound anymore.

This is a contest? What does the winner get?

Its not what the winner gets, its what the losers get.

The losers get romoshoped

Originally posted by kaps
This is a contest? What does the winner get?

I promised a custom made quillo....but Gman started this challenge. :)

Originally posted by madcrewmom
I promised a custom made quillo....but Gman started this challenge. :)

still waiting for you to enter

I made a challenge not a contest.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
still waiting for you to enter

Waiting for someone to take my pictures....*sigh*

Everybody better enter.

whats a quillo

This is me as of today. Weight: 210lbs. I haven't taken measurements. I don't think I want to.


http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4df27b3127cce85b8c46c3a9e0000001610

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4df27b3127cce85b8c42a3ad80000001610

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4df27b3127cce85b8c4fdbb3f0000001610

I'd hit it

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
whats a quillo

It's a quilt that folds up and tucks into a pillow. IT's really cool, I gave one to Dave and Tanner for their birthdays and Adam and Tony each got one from me for Christmas.

That prize would rule. All the stuff in my room was made by big company's.

I missed the deadline. I forgot about this thing. Oh well....

Originally posted by Curly Howard
The date is now um... lets see...Jan 9th

I forgot about the holiday week and blah blah blah so Jan 9th it is.

I am too busy to go by my fiends house and take my pic
I might do it by the 9th hopefully

Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
I am too busy to go by my fiends house and take my pic
I might do it by the 9th hopefully

Excuses, excuses, excuses. I'm not allowed to make any more as to why I can't exercise, so you can't make any either. Just do it already!! I had to go to my daughter's practice last night, so I took advantage of the situation and walked the perimeter of their practice area while they practiced. I usually just sit and watch. :)

MCM has the right idea. you go girl

:cuss: **** ****, I need to find a way to get some pics taken and put on a computer...

Originally posted by Stain
MCM has the right idea. you go girl :)

I have no digicam or anything like that...but Magic Man could do a mad MS Paint pic of me...apart from the fire breathing and **** stains on my shorts, it would be true to life...he is very talented

Agreed.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
:cuss: **** ****, I need to find a way to get some pics taken and put on a computer...

HAHA!!
luke's GHETTO

Where's your pics tubby?

I pumed up my training schedule again, after a month of not really doing much other then drink and go to Vegas, so I might have a good chance at winning but ehhh I'll just work out and if I get good results I do.

I just don't want to do it to tell you the truth. I have my reasons.

cause you're scared someone from another forum will make fun of you.

perhaps hes just a *****. who knows. he "has his reasons".

well this didn't turn out worth a ****

I would of entered but I didn't have my cam. I will enter if everyone can base it on memory

i'm gonna win this ****!

I just got back from my 6am run and cardio workout.
I = own you all

I lost the battery charger to my digital camera so until I find it I can't take any pics.

Hurry up with this **** people. And we need to pick a end date.

i'll get my pic up tonight.


i hope.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Where's your pics tubby?

i never said i was entering

i'll post after pics but im not posting before :crazy2:

Originally posted by Exotica
i'll post after pics but im not posting before :crazy2:

Hey I'm going to end up jerking off to them any ways so you might as well post them now.

You know those times when you sicken yourself. I just did. Why did I think of that?

Gman After:

http://www.straightblastgym.com/images/forrest.JPG

hahahahaahaha

LMAO@Dogg

I hate you dogg.

you shouldn't...he made you look pretty decent...he could have been way worse...you should thank him

That dude smiles just like you.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
Gman After:

http://www.straightblastgym.com/images/forrest.JPG

After liposuction and a crack addiction.

Originally posted by ruffneck119
After liposuction and a crack addiction.

I could still kick you ass *****.

that guy is actually a professional fighter with a great record. forgot his name, so i figured i'd call him Grant.

all i have to say a=bout this thread is I MADE IT AN EVEN 100 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is all

Originally posted by Gman
I could still kick you ass *****.

Over the Internet huh!!!!!!!

No in real life midget.

damn Gman your getting brave.

How do you mean?

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
that guy is actually a professional fighter with a great record. forgot his name, so i figured i'd call him Grant.

forrest griffin

** jacks furiously **