There is a very thin line between being honest, and being stupid

1. If you find a wallet with a thousand dollars and return the wallet, thats honest. If you return the money, thats stupid

2. If you accidently hit someone and leave a note with information on thier windshield, thats honest. If its your information, thats stupid

3. If you admit to your husband/wife that you have been cheating, thats honest. If they are awake while your doing it, thats stupid.

and last but not least

4. If you admit to a police officer that you have been smoking weed, thats honest. If you offer him some........problem sloved.

*giggle giggle*