**** yeah! the origninal ass-kicker makes her return :)

Originally posted by Purity
**** yeah! the origninal ass-kicker makes her return :)

Oh thanks for that!! How ya been Purity?:noangel:

well i got a cool foam mattress for christmas and i just bought tickets to see b.b. king in february. purity=good.

howz the ol' 406 doin?

Originally posted by Purity
well i got a cool foam mattress for christmas and i just bought tickets to see b.b. king in february. purity=good.

howz the ol' 406 doin?

Montana's doing good. It's been a bit strange of late, 3 friends of mine were killed in the last month, so I've been processing that crap. Other than that, it's the season to paaaarty up here since everyone is back in town for the holidays.
Here's an example of a good evening up here (Drunken would approve!): friends call up and say "Time for hot-tubbing, we'll be by in 10 mins to get you!" They pick me up and refuse to say where were going, hand me a beer, and then I notice the backseat is stacked with vintage guns. We drive an hour out into the hills to a swank house with a full bar, huge sauna and jacuzzi off the deck. It's totally dark out and your can see all the stars in the sky. You take off all of your clothes and soak for 4+ hours, go back inside for some schnapps (look at priceless antique guns), sit in the sauna, then get a wicked massage, and quietly pass out at about 6 am.

i gotta party with you. in case anybody reading this doesn't know, allow me to explain my fantasy with chelsea...



we go out to a bar and drink MAAAAAAD BEER. then we drink more beer. then some redneck, ****-kicking, ******* starts a fight with me. chelsea comes up, breaks a bottle over his head, knees him in the groin, and proceeds to bludgeon him with the pool stick. then we go outside and shoot animals. more beer follows and the night has just begun... ;)

Hello

Originally posted by Purity
i gotta party with you. in case anybody reading this doesn't know, allow me to explain my fantasy with chelsea...



we go out to a bar and drink MAAAAAAD BEER. then we drink more beer. then some redneck, ****-kicking, ******* starts a fight with me. chelsea comes up, breaks a bottle over his head, knees him in the groin, and proceeds to bludgeon him with the pool stick. then we go outside and shoot animals. more beer follows and the night has just begun... ;)

Oooh, I've got one better for you. You come up here, me and my wild girlfriends take YOU out on the town, and YOU wind up naked in an outdoors hotsprings resort with us, and YOU get to do whatever you like!:cool:

yer right. that one's better. much better. now am i the only one that winds up naked at this resort?

Originally posted by Purity
yer right. that one's better. much better. now am i the only one that winds up naked at this resort?

Nope, everyone sheds the threads!:devil

Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
Hello

-And "hello" to you too..!;)

Originally posted by norcalpimp
Nope, everyone sheds the threads!:devil

you, me, and just how many friends?

Originally posted by Purity
you, me, and just how many friends?

Enough to 'wet' your appetite!!:lovers:

hell, you're enough for that. anything afterwards is just gonna soak it ;)

Originally posted by Purity
hell, you're enough for that. anything afterwards is just gonna soak it ;)

Sheeut, theres no such thing as too much fun! Me and Drunken need to plan a Sherdog shindig up here in the hills, you wouldn't believe what it's like up here.

you guys'll never get around to it. you need me up there and then we'll start looking into "too much fun..."

Well, do you like cheap & damned good drinks, prime rib & alaslan king crab + australian lobster, with the option of watching college hottie girls grinding on a pole, or sitting outside by a massive bonfire smoking cigars and partying it up with cowboys, skiers, and locals?

Originally posted by norcalpimp
Well, do you like cheap & damned good drinks, prime rib & alaslan king crab + australian lobster, with the option of watching college hottie girls grinding on a pole, or sitting outside by a massive bonfire smoking cigars and partying it up with cowboys, skiers, and locals?

the food is PERFECT. replace cowboys with cowgirls, replace skiers with snowboarders.
we need to put you more into the mix too. how about we get some of those girls to give you a lapdance....they get sick of those poles after awhile. do you like to get grinded?

Hey NCP glad to see you back again

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Hey NCP glad to see you back again

Wazzup there Curly? Hows it hanging?

To Purity: Nothing is finite, and everything is welcome to 'go off'!

CHELSEA!!!!

I happy to see you back too....but for a different reason!! LOL

Welcome back! Have a Happy New Year!!!

Ensanity and Madcrewmom: Wazzzup Y'al!!

Me and my girls are headed to AZ on Monday. The girls will be marching in the Fiesta Bowl Parade on the 31st. It will be televised, so tune in! The pageantry girls will be in gold sequined dresses and the band is in white uniforms with either white or brown pants. I don't know what they've decided yet. I will most likely be walking alongside if they let us. It is a judged marching comp and then they have a field show comp the next day, after partying all night!!! They lock the kids into a room until after midnight! What fun. Yay. LOL

I triple-dog dare 'ya to totally run nekked through the crowd, you gotta do it!!

oooooo

she triple DOG dared you

That would be sooo cool if Madcrewmom streaked around with the sherdog mascot painted on her butt.

Originally posted by norcalpimp
That would be sooo cool if Madcrewmom streaked around with the sherdog mascot painted on her butt.

I might consider that IF it was AFTER the challenge Gman brought up, because I'm gonna win that thing!!

I don't look too good nekked, right now.:crazy2:

It's not HOW you look nekked, it's for the sheer enjoyment of being nekked in a stadium full of those whom are clothed! I mean, like who's going to be able to grab you, LOL!! Did you have a good Xmas?

Originally posted by norcalpimp
It's not HOW you look nekked, it's for the sheer enjoyment of being nekked in a stadium full of those whom are clothed! I mean, like who's going to be able to grab you, LOL!! Did you have a good Xmas?


LOL, it won't be in the stadium....it'll be on Central AVE for the parade, for three miles!!!. Besides, I have to be good, my in laws will be there. It's also a school trip.....I HAVE to be good.....bummer. I still ain't gonna do anything nekked without looking good....I don't wanna scare anyone...LOL

It would make a helluva an impression on the family, lol! -Bet your kids would behave like angels for eternity out of total embarassment.

Originally posted by norcalpimp
-Bet your kids would behave like angels for eternity out of total embarassment.


NOW THAT WOULD MAKE IT ALL WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!

There is motivation to every act.

hi

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
hi

**** off....