Curly Howard
12-24-2003, 05:39 PM
GorillaMaskNet: do you pray before bed?
rollirish21: no..i feel bad prayin then jerkin off, or vice versa
rollirish21: i had to cut one out for now
rollirish21: i think u know which one i chose.
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rollirish21: in the shower, i was jerking off to anna k, and once again a male entered my mind. no, this time it wasn't JTT... it was HIM.. yes, john ritter popped in to say hello... and i didnt freak out this time... i let him finish me off
rollirish21: hey man, i dont want to "move on" so quick...but john would want that....
rollirish21: one time i met jeff goldblum man
GorillaMaskNet: seriously?
GorillaMaskNet: he seems like a cool guy
rollirish21: in cannon beach...he was on a ****in horse, with a white shirt unbuttoned...
rollirish21: i didnt know at the time if it was a wet dream or real
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SpinJoel: i had this one cat and we had to put it to sleep
SpinJoel: i got grounded for laughing
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cupogoodness: when I get ready for bed I try to multitask so it only takes a third of the time
cupogoodness: but often times I'll find my toothbrush in the toilet, my face cream on my dick, and pee all over my face
cupogoodness: so a lot of times I come out worse than when I started
cupogoodness: ... I smell like pee
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LolitaGold wants to directly connect.
LolitaGold: direct connect is like 'hey wanna come back to my place?'
LolitaGold: if he accepts, he wants to do you. if he declines ... yeah.
LolitaGold is now directly connected.
LolitaGold: woohoo!
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rollirish21: when i was little, i used to tuck my penis in my thighs and pretend steve largent was taking my virginity
rollirish21: i had it down..i could walk around the house with my **** swiftly tucked between my legs
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GorillaMaskNet: did you bring the laptop home?
LolitaGold: yes i did
LolitaGold: it's not set up to get online here, last time i tried i almost threw it
GorillaMaskNet: sweet i want to borrow it sometime to see if i want to get a vaio
LolitaGold: aight
LolitaGold: i highly recommend it
GorillaMaskNet: what does yours have on it
LolitaGold: um?
LolitaGold: keys and a screen and ****
GorillaMaskNet: jesus christ
rollirish21: no..i feel bad prayin then jerkin off, or vice versa
rollirish21: i had to cut one out for now
rollirish21: i think u know which one i chose.
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rollirish21: in the shower, i was jerking off to anna k, and once again a male entered my mind. no, this time it wasn't JTT... it was HIM.. yes, john ritter popped in to say hello... and i didnt freak out this time... i let him finish me off
rollirish21: hey man, i dont want to "move on" so quick...but john would want that....
rollirish21: one time i met jeff goldblum man
GorillaMaskNet: seriously?
GorillaMaskNet: he seems like a cool guy
rollirish21: in cannon beach...he was on a ****in horse, with a white shirt unbuttoned...
rollirish21: i didnt know at the time if it was a wet dream or real
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SpinJoel: i had this one cat and we had to put it to sleep
SpinJoel: i got grounded for laughing
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cupogoodness: when I get ready for bed I try to multitask so it only takes a third of the time
cupogoodness: but often times I'll find my toothbrush in the toilet, my face cream on my dick, and pee all over my face
cupogoodness: so a lot of times I come out worse than when I started
cupogoodness: ... I smell like pee
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LolitaGold wants to directly connect.
LolitaGold: direct connect is like 'hey wanna come back to my place?'
LolitaGold: if he accepts, he wants to do you. if he declines ... yeah.
LolitaGold is now directly connected.
LolitaGold: woohoo!
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rollirish21: when i was little, i used to tuck my penis in my thighs and pretend steve largent was taking my virginity
rollirish21: i had it down..i could walk around the house with my **** swiftly tucked between my legs
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GorillaMaskNet: did you bring the laptop home?
LolitaGold: yes i did
LolitaGold: it's not set up to get online here, last time i tried i almost threw it
GorillaMaskNet: sweet i want to borrow it sometime to see if i want to get a vaio
LolitaGold: aight
LolitaGold: i highly recommend it
GorillaMaskNet: what does yours have on it
LolitaGold: um?
LolitaGold: keys and a screen and ****
GorillaMaskNet: jesus christ