View Full Version : I need help getting a pro fight in Grimsby


Howard Moon
12-21-2008, 05:33 PM
Only serious responses please.

I'm 37, spent most of my life hanging out in a flat with my mate, who looks a bit gay.

I need to get into this sport that I love, my style is like Valuev's, although not as effective because I am only 5'6.

I know I can punch hard because I've hit myself a couple of times hard as hell and it really hurt. I didn't want to cry, but I couldn't control it because I had accidently thumbed myself in the eye.

I almost became a great football player, but I wasn't able to because all of the kids at school kept on tackling me or else I always fell over when trying to kick the ball. Otherwise I would be very successful by now.

My life keeps getting worse, I train very hard. I think some times over doing it because my knob can't get hard anymore after too much wanking, but I am determined to get big biceps no matter what so I keep going.

I hate fighters like Guzman, who only come into a fight 34lbs overweight. They are ruining the sport, so I will avoid them and only face grossly obese midgets to begin with.

Also I beat up some crackheads, but it was a fair fight because I was on a lot of anti-depressants and anti-schizophrenia medication at the time. Thankfully I decided not to take it anymore and am doing just fine.

Spambo boy
12-21-2008, 05:42 PM
How far are you willing to travel Howard?

Howard Moon
12-21-2008, 05:51 PM
How far are you willing to travel Howard?

I'll fight anyone, anywhere, anytime.

My bicycle has a puncture at the moment though, so obviously that limits me a bit, but I'll fight any homeless person within a 2 mile radius.

Nu Jerzey Devil
12-21-2008, 05:54 PM
1/10 No originality at all. Jambo try again. The original was better.

Spambo boy
12-21-2008, 05:56 PM
1/10 No originality at all. Jambo try again. The original was better.

It's not me, dick'ead.

keepthemhandsup
12-21-2008, 06:09 PM
lol funny alt

SickmyDuck
12-21-2008, 06:20 PM
:lol1::rofl:

TheBlackSwifty
12-21-2008, 06:57 PM
I'll fight anyone, anywhere, anytime.

My bicycle has a puncture at the moment though,

Lol, need to get a malvern star old skool steelie man. Mines a chopper. Some punkture proof rubber just like ya should use for ya jonson.

BennyST
12-26-2008, 12:01 AM
Only serious responses please.

I'm 37, spent most of my life hanging out in a flat with my mate, who looks a bit gay.

I need to get into this sport that I love, my style is like Valuev's, although not as effective because I am only 5'6.

I know I can punch hard because I've hit myself a couple of times hard as hell and it really hurt. I didn't want to cry, but I couldn't control it because I had accidently thumbed myself in the eye.

I almost became a great football player, but I wasn't able to because all of the kids at school kept on tackling me or else I always fell over when trying to kick the ball. Otherwise I would be very successful by now.

My life keeps getting worse, I train very hard. I think some times over doing it because my knob can't get hard anymore after too much wanking, but I am determined to get big biceps no matter what so I keep going.

I hate fighters like Guzman, who only come into a fight 34lbs overweight. They are ruining the sport, so I will avoid them and only face grossly obese midgets to begin with.

Also I beat up some crackheads, but it was a fair fight because I was on a lot of anti-depressants and anti-schizophrenia medication at the time. Thankfully I decided not to take it anymore and am doing just fine.

:rofl:

Holy crap! I'm crying and my stomach muscles hurt. I have just had a fit and fell off my chair. Damn, whoever wrote that was on the ball.

Thanks for making my day.

:beerchug:

dfwtx
12-26-2008, 10:14 AM
That was actually pretty funny. thumbs up