Paris Hilton is UGLY…

She looks like Mr. Burn granddaughter. I have no attraction to her physically. Uglo face, no ass, and can fit into most goafer holes…She is like the first YELLOW VULTURE found in the wild.


I heard she is nice and kind in person.

I heard she is spoiled. (who wouldn’t be with that cash!!!)

I KNOW she is a camera whore. Constantly posing NO MATTER WHAT. Just look at “Celebrity Uncensored” on E! or her ****….She cant stop posing

But most importantly I heard she is a slut. She isn’t attractive but she is HELLA ****able. She has that super slut aura about her that makes you want to do her then diss her right after. **** her and make her feel like **** when youre done. Ill give her that much, Ill do her in her flat non-existent ass…and if Im doing her while filming it, Ill donkey punch her if she isn’t paying attention to the sex act. For EVERY POSE for the cam, one huge DONKEY PUNCH….POW to the back of the head.

But this is just my and everyother black man’s opinion of her….PEACE

http://www.bthere.tv/DBimages/storyPic/Cartiers_Soho_Opening_storyPic.jpg

She can take the cack really good though.

i think she has a good body.

she could use 5 or 10 lbs tho.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i think she has a good body.

she could use 5 or 10 lbs tho. 50 to 100 is more like it

and...and...nevermind


*held back bird jokes*

Very ****able. Presents herself like a whore. And the movie thing, you're right on. ****, she's sticking her grill in the camera every 10 seconds. Too thin for me. SQUARE BOOTY

Originally posted by The Ensanity
But most importantly I heard she is a slut. She isn’t attractive but she is HELLA ****able. She has that super slut aura about her that makes you want to do her then diss her right after. **** her and make her feel like **** when youre done. Ill give her that much, Ill do her in her flat non-existent ass…and if Im doing her while filming it, Ill donkey punch her if she isn’t paying attention to the sex act. For EVERY POSE for the cam, one huge DONKEY PUNCH….POW to the back of the head.

I agree...

Apparently she plays video games as well...

http://www.gamepro.com/sony/ps2/games/features/images/32137-1.jpg

it's called "donkey punch" cause you clock her in the ass...not the head.

i was always told the donkey punch was a punch to the back of the head as a shock to distract her from you ramming your **** in her ass

donkey punch is when youre slamming a skank in the ass and as you bust your load you ****ing punch her in the head as hard as you can

paris hilton=super slut.........she IS worth like 3 billion tho

her sister nicky seems to have a lot more sense and not be near as slutish tho.

Originally posted by Stain
donkey punch is when youre slamming a skank in the ass and as you bust your load you ****ing punch her in the head as hard as you can

that's the angry dragon

Donkey Punch - (don't recommend trying this one in any circumstance) During doggystyle sex, the male punches his partner in the back of her head right before he climaxes. The female then tenses up from the blow giving the male a better orgasm.
2) When a girl is giving you a knob job, she comes up for air right as you're getting ready to hose her. Punch her in the face, shove her head down and yell, "you're not done yet!" - Alex, Louisiana


Angry Dragon (aka "White Dragon", "Flaming Dragon") - 1) While receiving oral sex from a female, the male pulls out and shoots his load up her nose. The female then snorts to expel the semen from her nasal cavity, henceforth creating the appearance of an "Angry Dragon".
2) While receiving a blow job, cum in her mouth. Right when she's about to swallow, you smack her in the back of the head with a free hand and she'll spew it out her nose, hence the appearance of an "Angry Dragon". - Kaz

http://www.tomorrowideation.com/getoffended/TheList.html

i stand corrected

Party skank, too skinny, weird look too her, worth $300 Million, I'd hit it......

Originally posted by Purity
that's the angry dragon

no the angry dragon is when the girl is swallowing your semen and you chop her in the throat and the cum comes out her nose.