I'm only 20 and all my god damn friends are 21. Instead of them sneaking me drinks tonight I decided to be the clean one and offered to DD these ******s. What the **** can I do to have a little fun while these assbags are drinking it up?

It's even worse cause you have to be sober and listen to drunk talk all night.

HA HA

Exactly

****e their drinks with valium. they will get tired early, hence it will shorten your pain.

Well luckily the bar closes somewhat early tonight.

Take a camera and dare them to do stupid stuff while they're drunk and take pictures. Then blow up the good ones and post them all over town or at their parents' house.

Let them get good and wasted, then on the way to there houses, stop buy a gas station, tell them you need gas money, after you drop one person off, do the same thing over again. Just pocket all the extra cash.....

Take the advice of comdian Jeff Foxworthy, everytime you pass a gas station get out and pretend to fill up and make them pay for a full tank. You can make some good money doing it

lefty, you look old enough to pass for 21. go have fun with everyone and everybody pitches $3-5 a piece for the cab ride home.

its good to be the DD once in a while.

It reminds you wqhy you shouldn't get plastered.

Get everyone to buy the dumbest, drunkest one more drinks and laugh at his misfortune.

Talk to women.

Do the gas station thing, and get yourself some food while you're at it.

Having a DD takes the fun out of the drive home.

not if you drive like Tammy

Originally posted by ruffneck119
Having a DD takes the fun out of the drive home.

You may need this some day.

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