In 27 hours, my gf's family will start to trudge in my front door, speaking in their slow inbred way, banjo's in tow, for Xmas day. I came home one day about 3 weeks ago and she was their with her mother and grandmother and had planned that we should have the whole shebang at our place. My opinion of ' I would rather gargle menstrual blood' was ignored and it was all set.

I can see it is going to be a day of maximum pain for minimum gain...they truly are stupid. My family is dumb...but hers is a whole different species.

The only question about the day is will I be disgustingly drunk by 1pm or 2 pm? It is either that or I hang myself by fairy lights

Can I come?

yes...we can have pissing contests on my bathroom walls

Australian sports sound cool

no.