Die. :fu:



:lovers: ...no wait.. :fu: .. yea that's better.

i just realized that since the upcoming genki/butterbean match is going to be all standup that genki's gonna have some trouble. i mean, if he gets hit with just one hard punch, there's a good chance that he could get killed or put in a coma. this could be really bad...

I've drank so much water this morning.. I have to pee like wicked wicked ammounts every 15 minutes. Still drinking more water.. this is dope, when it comes out of me it's crystal clear.

i accidently stepped on a snail this morning. man those ****ers crunch LOUD. i was like halfway asleep, walking out the door, and the crunch was so loud that i didn't even need coffee this morning

You are a ****ing dead man.

Originally posted by Purity
i just realized that since the upcoming genki/butterbean match is going to be all standup that genki's gonna have some trouble. i mean, if he gets hit with just one hard punch, there's a good chance that he could get killed or put in a coma. this could be really bad...

It's mma

no no no. you misread it. the SNAIL is dead. not in coma (like how sudo will be after the fight) but DECEASED. it's life no longer exists because it met a violent and unpleasent fate.

i, on the other hand, am alive and doing fine. just hangin out thinking of blondes with DSL's :)

Thank you, Carl.

My grandma used to eat snails.. it was sick. Everytime she cooked them, we'd leave the house cuz we couldn't stand it.

Originally posted by Mouse
My grandma used to eat snails.. it was sick. Everytime she cooked them, we'd leave the house cuz we couldn't stand it.

yeah the aroma of oppression and agony must be pretty intense. what's worse is that God never mentions snails in the Bible so, once they're gone, they're ****in GONE

My grandma used to eat snails.. it was sick. Everytime she cooked them, we'd leave the house cuz we couldn't stand it.

...kind of like what people do when Allison opens her legs... leave the house do to the overwhelming wrotting fish smell.

do to the wrotting?

or

due to the rotting?

just curious.

kinda saw that one comin

Open your legs, bend down and put your head as far down as it will go, and you will know what I'm talking about.

the grammar nazi is back!

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
the grammar nazi is back!

unlike the snail's vital stats.

I'd love to smell that coochie. It might smell like fish, but I'm pretty sure it tastes like chicken.

I wish we could get away; drink wine and screw.

We could easily.. you know I'm down.. but I'm not gay, sorry.

Originally posted by ruffneck119
I wish we could get away; drink wine and screw.

You and Mr. Beelzebub? You's a freak.

And You's a whining, insecure, ***.

now you done it.

*gets helmet*

*gets popcorn*







*throws out popcorn. gets a beer*

And You's a whining, insecure, ***.

Was she talk'n to me?

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
And You's a whining, insecure, ***.

Was that directed at me? I'm a whiner, and insecure, but I beg to differ on the *** accusations.

Oh boy

Stupid ****ing ditsy ass blonde!! LoL, nobody can even make sense out of who she was even trying to insult!! bBUhAHAHAHA!!!

Ironically, I think you're the only one who was confused about that.

That statement was directed at Mouse, in case anyone wasn't certain.

Ironically, I think you're the only one who was confused about that.

Was that directed at me? I'm a whiner, and insecure, but I beg to differ on the *** accusations.

Read *****, READ. This was only a few posts above mine. ****ing Read.:fu:

Wow, something confused the two of you, and it seems out of place?

Regardless of the fact that i posted directly under him, mocking his own choice of words?

I was highly confussed, by yo incredibly amusing insult. Now excuse me, while I tend to my insecurities Ms. Security.

no she is insecure as well. hence the vast amount of sarcasm.

I wasn’t mocking his choice of words; I used a quote from you when you were thinking that you were a smart little blonde girl, and then posted a line from him posing a contradictory argument thus ramming a dildo of your own "irony" up that loose hole of an ass you walk around with.

BBB...BBBB...BBBB..BIIIOOOOTTTCCCHHH!!!!!:fu:

I was being sarcastic also big guy buddy. We're all insecure in some way shape or form. I'm just trying to figure out if you have to point out others insecurities, does that indicate your own more intense insecurities, or is the accuser usually the more secure person. Food for thought, and my miniscule brain is lacking proper nutrition.

its an inside joke between GIQ and I. I dont have to point out people's insecurities I just like to during heated arguments my buddy and Pal.

:: Pulls out Aaron's one inch dick::

Hommie, that joke was about as sad is your dick is.

And about as sad as you simulating pulling out another man's dick.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
its an inside joke between GIQ and I. I dont have to point out people's insecurities I just like to during heated arguments my buddy and Pal.

I wasn't referring to you pointing out her's, I was referring to her pointing out mine. That sounded pretty sexual, this friendship is off to a great start compadre.

Mouse how bout another thread about you making up some stupid **** so you can try to convince people how crazy you are. How bout another stupid thread about you wanting to **** a Nun or slip your dick in a 7 year old girl. You talk about me being sad?

i've been told i have a small penis a time or ten.

And about as sad as you simulating pulling out another man's dick.

Atleast I can do it without the man closing his eyes and trying real hard to think about someone else.

Originally posted by Zen420
I wasn't referring to you pointing out her's, I was referring to her pointing out mine. That sounded pretty sexual, this friendship is off to a great start compadre.


you got me all wrong Comrade.

Right. Thats why I spend so much time living a single life.

With all these guys stickin their tongue up that nasty snatch of yours, don't you ever tell them about all of the crabs that got lost in that fishy sandy beach of yours? Not to mention the hundreds of seamen that cum in and out of your snatch with no trouble at all?

Actually, I've been in 4 serious relationships in my life, and can count the men I've been with on one hand, but it was a good general attempt.

Thank you mistress; I try, oh how I try.

to think people started out trying to hijack this thread.

wondermut, curly, dogg:
QUICK!! somebody build an archives forum. i'm NOT letting this one slip by!

I’ve heard things Allison baby… I’ve heard things. Daddy hears lots of things about his lil baby girl. Yup I’ve heard things from my people that tell me you’ve been with quite a lot of people, but don’t want other people to know about it… This intrigues daddy, naturally. But I care about you booboo, peaches, my wittle itty bitty *****-cat. Now be truthful with daddy, how many men have you ****ed?

so I seriously think Genki could pull this off with 3 broken ribs at a minimum. I hope he doesnt become K-1's Sakuraba.

TTT!

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
so I seriously think Genki could pull this off with 3 broken ribs at a minimum. I hope he doesnt become K-1's Sakuraba.

maybe a shattered cheekbone. that could look pretty gruesome too...

Yea.. change the subject fast... this could actually make her look bad if the truth of her slutty ways gets out.

Takedown, sub, over in less than 3 minutes.

dude it's k-1

Originally posted by Mouse
Yea.. change the subject fast... this could actually make her look bad if the truth of her slutty ways gets out.


your asking her to dump her personal life onto the net. you wont get any girl to do that unless they are willing. since she already told you she can count them on one hand you will be waiting till the stars burn out.


one solid hit and Genki could die. I would advise him to not do spinning back hand ****.

lol, beautiful. Argument finished. I need a smoke.:devil

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre

one solid hit and Genki could die. I would advise him to not do spinning back hand ****.

OMG what if he did that but got hit before he completely spins around??? if he were hit in the lower back of the head or back of the neck......now that could be a paralyzed genki

Originally posted by Purity
dude it's k-1

Isn't their fight going to be mma though? I'm pretty sure it is.

hmm. i dunno. i never pay attention.

I am sure it is a MMA event.

I thought it was K1.

I've read it's MMA..

Genki is fighting under MMA rules in a K-1 event.

Sudo by sub.

****ing read before you idiots go making comments that end up worthless. THEY ARE FIGHTING IN K-1 in an MMA match. something that seems weird too... if you look at the whole fight card... about hald of the fights are mma matches.

yeah but the other hald aren't. now take it to the mma forum!!

the word "hald" threw me off. say what now? i cant imagine it saying "held" coz i just ****ing stated that half of them are mma matches.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
... about hald of the fights are mma matches.

**** i hate you. no. i really do.

hald = half. *******.

haha!!! you pulled a stupid!!

So are these K1 fights in an mma event, or mma fights in a K1 event? Because if it's a K1 event, and they are having mma matches, is it really a K1 event? hmmmm

mma fights in a K1 event. so you would be correct... technically speaking this is an mma event called K-1. stupid, i know.

Doesn't matter. Can you seriously picture Genki taking Butterbean down? I can't

And I know for a fact if BUtterbean was in Sudo's guard, he would destory him