Cheesy - Pick Up Lines - Continued...

1. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
2. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
3. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
4. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
5. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
6. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
7. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
8. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
9. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
10. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
11. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
12. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
13. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
14. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me. http://media.ign.com/boardfaces/18.gif
15. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
16. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
17. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
18. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.


I had to read it twice to get it - a little dumb but it made me smile http://media.ign.com/boardfaces/9.gif

One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, - "Buffalo Come!"

And the Lone Ranger said, "How do you know Tonto?"

Tonto replied, - "Ear stuck to ground..."

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Heh...those are funny. I have another lone ranger joke.

One day the Lone Ranger and Tonto were making their way through the forest when a group of savages caught them.

The savages tied the Lone Ranger up to a stake and gave him one last wish before they burned him alive.

The Lone Ranger called for Tonto and whispered something into his ear. All of a sudden Tonto galloped off into the sunset.

Five minutes later, just before the savages ignited the Lone Ranger, Tonto returns with a beautiful blonde woman riding bareback.

The Lone Ranger takes one look at Tonto and says, "NO you ****ing idiot I SAID BRING POSSE!!!"

hahaha nice guys!

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!!???!! oooo ya
ive never acutally found that joke quite funny, never have i ever really even laughed at it. when i was a kid i never understood how it was funny.

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!!???!! oooo ya
ive never acutally found that joke quite funny, never have i ever really even laughed at it. when i was a kid i never understood how it was funny.

I still dont get it... the first time i heard it was when i was watching muppet babys.

"i Said Bring Posse!!!"

:d :d :d

jokes from the late great Rodney

When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide."

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!!???!! oooo ya
ive never acutally found that joke quite funny, never have i ever really even laughed at it. when i was a kid i never understood how it was funny.

Nobody thinks that joke's funny. If you do, you have no sense of humor and are probably retarded.

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!!???!! oooo ya
ive never acutally found that joke quite funny, never have i ever really even laughed at it. when i was a kid i never understood how it was funny.

Why did the pervert cross the road??
Because he was stuck to the chicken...
:D