View Full Version : Prime for prime, Vinnie Jones vs Ray Winstone, London backstreet brawl. Who wins?


Clegg
12-14-2008, 07:38 AM
Now, Vinnie is the bigger man here, but let's not forget that Ray boxed for England as an AM (where he KTFO Mahfuz Saaed in the first round), and apparently had a 80-8 record.

Ray Winstone

Date of Birth
19 February 1957, Hackney, London, England, UK

Height
5' 10" (1.78 m)

Best wins: Pongo, Ghandi, the black guy who ran B Wing.

http://www.spotlightcd.com/hallfame/portraits/ray_winstone.jpg

Vinnie Jones

Date of Birth
5 January 1965, Watford, Hertfordshire, England, UK

Height
6' 2" (1.88 m)

Best wins: Gazza's testicles, some fat Yank the other day, some other footballers.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m41/praya1/Vinnie_Jones.jpg

I think Jones would probably take this, but a case could definitely be made for Winstone.

Naps
12-14-2008, 07:42 AM
Prime for prime Winstone, he's got the boxing experience.

Oasis_Lad
12-14-2008, 07:49 AM
Ray would have handled that Fat Yank easy. Ray FTW.

Clegg
12-14-2008, 07:57 AM
Yeah, Ray's boxing ability would help, but Vinnie's superior kicking expertise goes someway towards evening the score. He might be able to put Winstone on the floor with a well timed two footed tackle, and take things from there.

Then again, Vinnie getting glassed so effectively last week means that a 'where's ya tool?' moment would favour Ray in a big way.

Any of you lads seen the 1977 original version of Scum? I've seen the '79 version about 10 times, but am only watching the original for the first time now on youtube http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gmfhovP39V8&feature=channel_page

Necrophobic
12-14-2008, 09:42 AM
Yeah, Ray's boxing ability would help, but Vinnie's superior kicking expertise goes someway towards evening the score. He might be able to put Winstone on the floor with a well timed two footed tackle, and take things from there.

Then again, Vinnie getting glassed so effectively last week means that a 'where's ya tool?' moment would favour Ray in a big way.

Any of you lads seen the 1977 original version of Scum? I've seen the '79 version about 10 times, but am only watching the original for the first time now on youtube http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gmfhovP39V8&feature=channel_page

A british classic so it is.

"wheres your tool?"
"what fackin` tool"
(plastic surgery ensues)

Onslow.
12-14-2008, 09:59 AM
I think Ray was a school boy boxing champion.

He thrashes Vinnie.

Clegg
12-14-2008, 10:14 AM
Just watching the original version of Scum and...Ray Winstone's character in it is gay.

The Noose
12-14-2008, 04:56 PM
Boxing schmoxing!!

Whens the last time Winestone beat the **** out of a 26 stone yank?? He aint got the balls!!

Vinnie is the real deal. He'd bite Winestones porky face off.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2017707.ece

Zmlacksz
12-14-2008, 04:57 PM
Just watching the original version of Scum and...Ray Winstone's character in it is gay.

HAHAHA, that will turn off the so called hardmen who only saw the film version. The tv version is better but Winston is a bender.

Naz Fan
12-14-2008, 05:48 PM
Ray mauls him

Vinnie Jones' persona is just an act that was enhanced after his role in lock stock. He's a Dave Courtney wannabee.

The Legacy
12-14-2008, 07:40 PM
Vinne Jones to win in a backstreet brawl.

Sane Man
12-15-2008, 09:03 AM
Winstone FTW