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View Full Version : Damn. I can't believe my luck. Bluecifer 12-16-2003, 04:53 PM I just got a call from a stripper I'm friends with and I'm going to lunch with her and her roomate(who is also a lil hottie) on Thursday just before I get on a plane to go to Cali. Damn. Why now!? Why not WAAY before I leave for a few weeks or when I come back? I'm happy and sad. Also, my spider sense is tingling... Bluecifer 12-16-2003, 04:55 PM Their names are Kitty and Ayleen. Don't know thier last names and they keep telling me about things I did or said when I was drunk, none of which I can remember. Apparently I asked Ayleen to marry me. The Ensanity 12-16-2003, 05:02 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...So, are you getting married? Bluecifer 12-16-2003, 05:02 PM They may have drug and slut problems.... Purity 12-16-2003, 05:04 PM somehow i have a feeling that they're not giving you their real names. Curly Howard 12-16-2003, 05:08 PM Do you Kitty take Blue Dawg to be your ....... Bluecifer 12-16-2003, 05:09 PM You don't think Kitty and Ayleen sound genuine? Lol, they're real names are probably something like Phyllis and Esther.... Curly Howard 12-16-2003, 05:10 PM I'm sue they'd get it right on the prenuptial agreement Bluecifer 12-16-2003, 05:10 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...So, are you getting married? I'm gonna try to go straight to the honeymoon. Bluecifer 12-16-2003, 05:12 PM These two are stripper room mates.... How hot is that? Sounds like an HBO special I'd like to watch. Curly Howard 12-16-2003, 05:13 PM video? Bluecifer 12-16-2003, 05:18 PM If I score, I'll post pics all over the ****in' place. Fallout 12-16-2003, 05:56 PM Bluedawg, I suggest looking into a hidden camera of somesort lightweight 12-16-2003, 06:02 PM Originally posted by Creed Bluedawg, I suggest looking into a hidden camera of somesort And a lawyer. Kamino 12-16-2003, 06:14 PM ...and a condom Bluecifer 12-16-2003, 06:27 PM I'll take my chances without the condom, they don't look good on film. I wonder where I can get a hidden belt buckle cam.... Kamino 12-16-2003, 06:32 PM Why not kill them both and take their money to pay yer bills? Bluecifer 12-16-2003, 06:35 PM I only like ****ing girls, not killing them...anyways, my bills are all taken care of for a bit. I'll even have enough for a decent vaction and one or 2 strip club binges. Bluecifer 12-16-2003, 06:36 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg I only like ****ing girls, not killing them...anyways, my bills are all taken care of for a bit. I'll even have enough for a decent vaction and one or 2 strip club binges.....even though killing them and taking there $ would be alot like taking my $ back.... Bluecifer 12-16-2003, 06:37 PM Oops, I meant edit, not quote. Oh well. **** it. Kamino 12-16-2003, 06:37 PM Originally posted by Kamino Why not kill them both and take their money to pay yer bills? Zen 12-16-2003, 07:02 PM Wow your luck sucks. Stripper roommates want to go out with you. Your life is rough. Blow me you lucky bastard. seldomTap 12-16-2003, 07:45 PM When I visit America, I am staying at Blues place! HockeyFighter 12-16-2003, 07:52 PM Originally posted by Zen420 Wow your luck sucks. Stripper roommates want to go out with you. Your life is rough. Blow me you lucky bastard. |