my cat keeps climbing in my christmas tree...she just climbs up in the lower branches and chills...sometimes she sleeps. Shes too little to turn it over tho....bad kitty.

if she starts chewing on the lights......don't stop her

Mmmmmm, Kitty......

Originally posted by Purity
if she starts chewing on the lights......don't stop her

mean ass, i hate you now

Take it to the hatred thread.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Take it to the hatred thread.


i have a feeling he'll be forgiven

Originally posted by Exotica
mean ass, i hate you now

Can I join you in that?? I like kitties too.
Mine hasn't tried climbing the tree yet. Just bats at the ornaments and lights.

I'm in a bad mood again today. Going home doesn't seem all that great.

The *****cat is bad. Need someone to tame it?

she chewin lightage yet?

The cat may die. I will rejoice in wickedness.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I'm in a bad mood again today. Going home doesn't seem all that great.

You're always in a bad mood. Have you considered shooting yourself in the head?

Can I shoot him?

Originally posted by Exotica
my cat keeps climbing in my christmas tree...she just climbs up in the lower branches and chills...sometimes she sleeps. Shes too little to turn it over tho....bad kitty.

Can I see your *****?

Originally posted by Kamino
Can I shoot him?

Yes. Shoot him and I buy you a lapdance from my favorite coke whore.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Yes. Shoot him and I buy you a lapdance from my favorite coke whore.
Alright bud, deal closed. I think I'd save the corpse for Magic Man to toy aorund with. Can the coke whore suck my dick?

Of course! She sucks **** like a tweaked out champ!

My cat tries to climb the tree all the time. He knocks his out of the tree but is smart enough not to chew on lights. He just likes pissing people off and won't be able to do that if he is dead

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
You're always in a bad mood. Have you considered shooting yourself in the head?

i already suggested it to him last week.

Creed eat cats for breakfast






































and lunch













































and dinner










































and snacks

I do?

Yes. With Poutin.

Pountie is good

Does cat taste like chicken?

It taste more like possum.

Cat with **** is a natural combo.

Originally posted by Purity
she chewin lightage yet?


no, and she wont be either mister.

hmm, they let u take kitties on planes? maybe i can stuff her in my carry on bag...they wont notice :cool:

Kitties **** up my asthma. Looks like I'm gonna lose the $200 deposit on the kitten I wanted to get, but they ****in' kill me. I can't breathe even now.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Kitties **** up my asthma. Looks like I'm gonna lose the $200 deposit on the kitten I wanted to get, but they ****in' kill me. I can't breathe even now.


awww thats sad :( my friend is REALLY allergic to cats, she goes every other week to get shots. lol why the hell u payin over 200 much less 200 for a cat??

Its a special type of cat

He posted a picture of this thing. It could probably kill your average dog

Originally posted by Kamino
Can I shoot him?
Oh God please hurry.

wow, kewl...i want one

Originally posted by Exotica
wow, kewl...i want one

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/n00baibohello.jpg

You're the noob, noob

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
You're the noob, noob

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/putitdownlotrcrack-Captain_Casual.jpg

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Oh God please hurry.
BAng?

i like hockey's avatar. it's a part of this site cause it's never changed.



so after the pellets vaporize his head, would somebody please continue to post under his name, pretending that you're him?

I don't think anyone could do Hockeyfighter's character justice. When I blow his ****in head clean off, lets just make a sticky of his last miseable post.

well then we'll just assign the newest member his avatar. make it like a cool lil reincarnation online.....thing

I'll post under Hockey's name when he's dead. How's this: I'm in a bad mood. My GF ****ed someone else. I Hate Kaila. No I don't we talked and we're friends again. I hate my life. I hate school. I want to die. ****. Die ****ers! Go to hell! 14 year old girls are legal here. Canada sucks(ok, I know that's not a hockeyism, but there's no way I could pass up a chance to throw that in there and disparage his memory).

I like Blue's idea. Of course, I'd have to blow his head clean off like I did HockeyFighter's. It's just tradition man.

calm down blue. we're not having tryouts yet. our friend is still around and you can't replace the original gangster until he's no longer with us.

Sorry, it's my asthma medicine. It makes me a bit hyper. BTW, I know this chick who named her cat poonani.

Im gonna **** poonani. It sounds good. Yummmmm

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I'll post under Hockey's name when he's dead. How's this: I'm in a bad mood. My GF ****ed someone else. I Hate Kaila. No I don't we talked and we're friends again. I hate my life. I hate school. I want to die. ****. Die ****ers! Go to hell! 14 year old girls are legal here. Canada sucks(ok, I know that's not a hockeyism, but there's no way I could pass up a chance to throw that in there and disparage his memory).

this disturbed me for some odd reason.

we rented a pontoon boat at the river about 5 years ago and called it "Pon-toon-tang". we painted it in big black letters, drank beer, and then accidently sank it.

makes me all warm and tingly inside. Thanks Purity

how in the HELL do you sink a pontoon boat? that takes a special kinda stoopid

blah blah blah

o, and did I say blah blah blah already. ok, good.

put too many people on it who are all drunk and destructive. that was about the jist of it.

almost sank a houseboat too but people started literally throwing people off so the load got lightened.

Originally posted by Purity
started literally throwing people off so the load got lightened.

lmao....i could seriously picture this. *sigh*

Originally posted by Exotica
this disturbed me for some odd reason.

Except for Canada sucks, those are all direct hockeyfighter quotes.

Originally posted by Exotica
lmao....i could seriously picture this. *sigh*

funny....i can't. just a blur. it was real sunny & hot......beer.......naked women......

dogg tried to wakeboard and face planted into the water!!! oh wait, that was the following year

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Except for Canada sucks, those are all direct hockeyfighter quotes.

perhaps thats what disturbed me...hmm...

Originally posted by Purity

dogg tried to wakeboard and face planted into the water!!! oh wait, that was the following year

lmao....man i miss wakeboarding and kneeboarding. we used to go to the lake every weekend....ahh, the memories...i've probably downed at least 30 gallons of lake water in my lifetime. you gotta learn somehow.

www.bonsaikitten.com

Originally posted by Exotica
lmao....man i miss wakeboarding and kneeboarding. we used to go to the lake every weekend....ahh, the memories...i've probably downed at least 30 gallons of lake water in my lifetime. you gotta learn somehow.

one time i tried to discover what happens when you eat ****......but still hang on to the rope while the boat's goin. bad mistake. don't do it.

Originally posted by Purity
one time i tried to discover what happens when you eat ****......but still hang on to the rope while the boat's goin. bad mistake. don't do it.

lmao i did that once and ONLY once....was hella sore the next day.

I tired that once while kneeboarding......for the result see Tony's post.

Originally posted by Purity
put too many people on it who are all drunk and destructive. that was about the jist of it.

almost sank a houseboat too but people started literally throwing people off so the load got lightened.

LMFAO!!!

Do tell me that story again someday, please.

Originally posted by Exotica
awww thats sad :( my friend is REALLY allergic to cats, she goes every other week to get shots. lol why the hell u payin over 200 much less 200 for a cat??


It's hybrid cat that looks like a little leopard. It's actually $1200, $200 is just the deposit.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
It's hybrid cat that looks like a little leopard. It's actually $1200, $200 is just the deposit.

whats it called???

A savanah cat. It's hybrid between a Bengal cat and an African Serval.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/193317/Safaricat.jpg

Those weigh up to 35 lbs. This is just a regular bengal cat and it's the size of a notmal domestic cat.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/193317/MMsittingleft.jpg

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
A savanah cat. It's hybrid between a Bengal cat and an African Serval.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/193317/Safaricat.jpg

omg...that is ****in awesome...how precious...i want one...where in the hell are you getting it??

There is a cattery here in Oregon that breeds them and all sort of exotic animals. They don't have a website but here is a link to a good breeder in FLA. http://www.411web.com/D/Drinkwatercattery3/

Also, you can do a search for Savannahs, safari cats(these are $5k) and bengal cats. The Savannahs are cool, but because they are a new breed there is alot of variety in how they look. Also, the ones that look the coolest are the ones bred to bengal cats, some people are breeding Servals to other domestic cats and they are big and spotted, but don't look as cool IMO.

thats pretty kewl. now all you're going to have to worry about is someone stealing it. :( kittynapping is not kewl

Originally posted by Exotica
omg...that is ****in awesome...how precious...i want one...where in the hell are you getting it??

well 1st off, you get em at stores all over the place. 2nd off, it ****ing SUCKS. i mean, look at the lettering....it's in PINK.

Originally posted by Purity
well 1st off, you get em at stores all over the place. 2nd off, it ****ing SUCKS. i mean, look at the lettering....it's in PINK.

lmao ****in smartass

Originally posted by Exotica
thats pretty kewl. now all you're going to have to worry about is someone stealing it. :( kittynapping is not kewl

They recommend that you keep these cats indoors for that reason and because a 35lb cat will beat the living **** out the other neighborhood cats and will feed on small dogs. I just saw an ad for a 48lb cat. That's alotta cat.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
They recommend that you keep these cats indoors for that reason and because a 35lb cat will beat the living **** out the other neighborhood cats and will feed on small dogs. I just saw an ad for a 48lb cat. That's alotta cat.

wow...48lbs is absolutely insane. Piaa only weighs 8 lbs., i dont think she'd be too crazy bout this. seems like it wouldn't be very happy staying inside all the time though. would be kinda kewl seeing it whoop up on all the neighborhood dogs tho...theres some meanass ones around here...the lawsuits would just suck.

They say that indoor cats live twice as long as outdoor cats. If a cat has always been indoors and have company they are happy, just when they are used to being outside and then get that option taken away from them they get pissed off.

thats true, so when are you getting yours?

They don't let you take them til they're 12 weeks old. I still got like 5 weeks to find a good allergy/asthma medicine or lose my deposit. Also, there's usually a waiting list.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
They don't let you take them til they're 12 weeks old. I still got like 5 weeks to find a good allergy/asthma medicine or lose my deposit. Also, there's usually a waiting list.

ouch...

$200 bucks isn't that bad. I usually spend that much on one drinking binge. I'm bummed because I like cats and really wanted this little girl! I had already picked her out and was considering a bunch of cool names for her.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
$200 bucks isn't that bad. I usually spend that much on one drinking binge. I'm bummed because I like cats and really wanted this little girl! I had already picked her out and was considering a bunch of cool names for her.


awwww...thats sad...hope you get her. its hard to find guys that like cats. what names were u thinking of??

I was going to name her Kelly or Princess *****. Probably Kelly though.

I have a betta. His name is Dod.

princess *****? so very original :lol1:

dodd?? where in the hell did u get that from? lol

You mean a fish? Those kind that loque out when you put a mirror up to them?

I have two rottweilers. They rule.

A boy and a girl?

Originally posted by prime cut
I have two rottweilers. They rule.

i love rotties, very awesome dogs

Nope, two boys. Boss is 10 months and Tank is 7 weeks. :)

Dod rocks.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid93/p1818e891d9d305fd9be95ba444101593/fa460f78.jpg
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid93/p53509b99aaac1162e6acb8dd15b51237/fa460f6d.jpg

Originally posted by Exotica
i love rotties, very awesome dogs
You are correct. :lovers:

Originally posted by prime cut
You are correct. :lovers:

aye, where in NC are you???

Wilmington

Originally posted by Bella
Dod rocks.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid93/p1818e891d9d305fd9be95ba444101593/fa460f78.jpg
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid93/p53509b99aaac1162e6acb8dd15b51237/fa460f6d.jpg

Dod is quite a handsome fellow.

Originally posted by prime cut
Wilmington

thats kewl, im like 7 hours from u then

lmao @ DOD. that's such a silly & cute name!! i dunno how you keep that lil ****er alive Lins. my beta's die about once every month. i finally gave up

Originally posted by Purity
lmao @ DOD. that's such a silly & cute name!! i dunno how you keep that lil ****er alive Lins. my beta's die about once every month. i finally gave up

glad you're having better luck now w/the feeshies....that would be sad...

the feesh rule.

Originally posted by Exotica
thats kewl, im like 7 hours from u then
Where do you live in Tennessee?

I live in Kingsport...its like right next to the NC border

Do you like to snow-ski?

skiing is for **** who wear pink and baby-blue snowsuites, making stupid noises like, "wooooooo-hoooooo" while they're going like 1 mile an hour down the slopes and getting in my ****in way.

Originally posted by prime cut
Do you like to snow-ski?


*sigh* never been....its sad that i live this close to the mountains and have never even been skiing...im determined to learn how to snowboard though...someday

Originally posted by Purity
lmao @ DOD. that's such a silly & cute name!! i dunno how you keep that lil ****er alive Lins. my beta's die about once every month. i finally gave up

It's very easy Tony. I don't neglect him! FISH KILLER!! Then you left him in the bowl for days and days so his eyeballs would swell and pop.. and his dead rotting corpse.. I won't even touch that one.

I had a blue-ish one before Dod. His name was Oz. I had him for quite a while. I was sad when he died. Then I got Dod. He's a fat lil **** now. I had to upgrade from the bowl he was living in when I took those pics. He's in a much bigger one now, so he has more room to swim.

Originally posted by Purity
skiing is for **** who wear pink and baby-blue snowsuites, making stupid noises like, "wooooooo-hoooooo" while they're going like 1 mile an hour down the slopes and getting in my ****in way.
That's you opinion. I've never tried snowboarding as I don't make it to the mountain more than once or twice a year. It does look fun though. I wear black and red on the mountain, chug liquor, smoke pot, and beat up snowboarders who get in my ****ing way.

I think snowboarding would be easier than skiing. By God, I will be snowboarding in Cali someday.

Originally posted by Bella
I think snowboarding would be easier than skiing. By God, I will be snowboarding in Cali someday.


snowboarding in cali would be beautiful *tear*

Originally posted by prime cut
That's you opinion. I've never tried snowboarding as I don't make it to the mountain more than once or twice a year. It does look fun though. I wear black and red on the mountain, chug liquor, smoke pot, and beat up snowboarders who get in my ****ing way.

well yer doin everything right except for the skiing part. and i know yer lying about the snowboarders getting in your way. snowboarders don't get in the way, they make the way.





























oh damn that sounded good. kinda had lil rough edge to it......i bet it sound cooler if clint eastwood said it.

Originally posted by Bella
I think snowboarding would be easier than skiing. By God, I will be snowboarding in Cali someday.

you=correct

Originally posted by Purity
you=correct

And who better to teach me than yours truly.

yup. i would love to teach you cutie. i've taught a lotta people in the last few years and learned a lotta lessons on what and what not to do.

for example, take when i took napol up for his first time. well, i learned that you don't throw someone on an expert run for their very first time. yes, because what happens is that they get very bashed up and end up puking all over the run about halfway down.
let's all thank napol, his broken tailbone, and red gatorade vomit for helping me become a better instructor :)

Originally posted by Purity
yup. i would love to teach you cutie. i've taught a lotta people in the last few years and learned a lotta lessons on what and what not to do.

for example, take when i took napol up for his first time. well, i learned that you don't throw someone on an expert run for their very first time. yes, because what happens is that they get very bashed up and end up puking all over the run about halfway down.
let's all thank napol, his broken tailbone, and red gatorade vomit for helping me become a better instructor :)

lmao.....i am never going snowboarding w/you, i wouldn't live.

Originally posted by Purity
yup. i would love to teach you cutie. i've taught a lotta people in the last few years and learned a lotta lessons on what and what not to do.

Does any of this consist of heavy petting or touching?

Originally posted by Exotica
lmao.....i am never going snowboarding w/you, i wouldn't live.

sure you would. well.....i think you would.


look on the bright side, what cooler of a place to die then in the mountains on the slopes!!
the angels in heaven scored sonny bono a 9.5* outta 10 for method o' death when he got to the gates.
















* it woulda been a 10 if he was boarding and not skiing. even the angels know what's up

Originally posted by Bella
Does any of this consist of heavy petting or touching?


no but it could :ghost:

after all, we can't let you have a sore butt.

Originally posted by Bella
Does any of this consist of heavy petting or touching?

If so, remind not to ask Purity for any pointers when I'm in Cali.

Originally posted by Purity
sure you would. well.....i think you would.


look on the bright side, what cooler of a place to die then in the mountains on the slopes!!
the angels in heaven scored sonny bono a 9.5* outta 10 for method o' death when he got to the gates.
* it woulda been a 10 if he was boarding and not skiing. even the angels know what's up

lol, maybe one day we shall find out.

check ur PMs

Originally posted by Purity
no but it could :ghost:

after all, we can't let you have a sore butt.

You=correct

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
If so, remind not to ask Purity for any pointers when I'm in Cali.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Originally posted by Exotica
lol, maybe one day we shall find out.

check ur PMs

we just may....

Originally posted by Bella
You=correct

and if you take a fall and injure a thigh.....well sometimes the muscles tense up and we can't leave em tight....

Originally posted by Purity
and if you take a fall and injure a thigh.....well sometimes the muscles tense up and we can't leave em tight....

Massages are ****ing awesome. I love it when I get a good thigh massage. Nothing feels better. Okay, wait, some things do feel better, but we won't talk about those publicly.

Originally posted by Exotica
snowboarding in cali would be beautiful *tear*

It is very. Although I suck at it.

Originally posted by ruffneck119
It is very. Although I suck at it.

haha, im sure i will too...prolly have a very sore ass for a couple days.

actually they have these new butt pad things. you were em underneither your pants and they go on like shorts. they're filled with this geletin ****. not only are they good for begginers but they also lesson the pain of eating **** off a jump or rail. i heard they're only like $30 too.

Originally posted by Purity
actually they have these new butt pad things. you were em underneither your pants and they go on like shorts. they're filled with this geletin ****. not only are they good for begginers but they also lesson the pain of eating **** off a jump or rail. i heard they're only like $30 too.

psh, no butt pads for me. i probably have enough padding on my ass i may not need it :lol1:

you'll regret that decision

i'll be ok, u'll just have to put up w/my *****ing and moaning =P

can i pick 1 of the 2 instead?

sure, im sure i can guess which one

Probably the *****ing. It'll be less painful.

mean girls

Sweet as sugar here.