I just mixed my first drink of the night. There's more where that came from.

I recieved a cute phone call from Creed, and a hilarious voicemail from who I think was Adam. Thanks boys. Adam, you will be hearing from me very soon. As for you Creed, you fairy, I guess I will answer my phone later when you call.

I will probably be three sheets in the wind by then, and that's okay.

Also, I'm horny as hell, but that's awesome, because I'm going to be enjoying my boyfriend all day tomorrow. Yes, I said all day. He's in for it tomorrow night.

So, how is everyone else? Speak now or forever hold your peace.

I still hate my life. I haven't studied for my final tommorrow.

I got a finals tommorow and wednesdayand I have a 104 degree fever

MY LIFE SUCKS AS ALWAYS BUT MARRIED WITH CHILDREN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL IS COMING ON RIGHT NOW, SO EVERYTHING SHOULD BE OKAY FOR THE NEXT HOUR.

P.S. - I HAVE SWAMP ASS.

I live in the swamp so stop complaining

Im tired, I think I ****ed my wrist up good. Just spent $200 on xmas presents......

Going to eat some dinner and then go finish my Christmas shopping with my other half. My house is clean, I got my check in the mail (finally!!!, took only two months) and everyone here seems happy with no complaints....even my dad.:)

no one ever calls me

No one ever calls me either.....We'll, my dad used to call me bastard alot when I was younger......

All of you deserve life's tortures and my **** in your sandwhich. Good day *****es

Originally posted by kaps
No one ever calls me either.....We'll, my dad used to call me bastard alot when I was younger......

I called you


I don't even like phones but I felt like I needed to whine a little

Originally posted by Kamino
All of you deserve life's tortures and my **** in your sandwhich. Good day *****es

are you still sick?

your post just don't seem the same

When? Remember, Dial up. I have to get offline for people too call me......

I asked you for questions for an interview

Originally posted by Curly Howard
no one ever calls me

I can't.....I don't have your number....:-(

I dont remember, was I hungover? Wait, now I remember......

Originally posted by Curly Howard
are you still sick?

your post just don't seem the same
I need some fresh fish to unleash my fury on. Are you my daddy?

No one would ever want to call me. I'd just be an ******* to try to assume myself for 30 seconds before returning to the misery that is my life.

Originally posted by Kamino
I need some fresh fish to unleash my fury on. Are you my daddy?

depends on what your mom looks like

You old ****ing geezer. I'm gonna shave those dickhairs you claim to be a mustache. BTW, my mother was the lady at the grocery store that refused to unhand your ****.

i just bought a 305 dollar wrestling mat. i own

my basement is gonna be a pimped out gym one day

Originally posted by Kamino
You old ****ing geezer. I'm gonna shave those dickhairs you claim to be a mustache. BTW, my mother was the lady at the grocery store that refused to unhand your ****.

Oh yeah I remember her. She asked be if I wanted paper or plastic and I told her I didn't care what she used to bag her head as long as it didn't come off

I hope your mat gets wet and feels like one ply **** tissue.

Originally posted by Stain
i just bought a 305 dollar wrestling mat. i own

my basement is gonna be a pimped out gym one day

Ringworm anybody?

The Alchemist was an awesome ****in book

I'm a good listener, so if anyone ever needs an ear to ***** into, keep me in mind. I'm sure I'll have my own issues to ***** back at you with, too.

my mat will be clean, no ringworm

Don't be dissin groove nasty

word up

With a name like groove nasty. I dont think I'd trust your mats.....

yo gangstah chops, take care of this

Bella rules

i'd rule her

er um

Originally posted by Bella
I'm a good listener, so if anyone ever needs an ear to ***** into, keep me in mind. I'm sure I'll have my own issues to ***** back at you with, too.
I need some decent ****ing book recommedations. Hook me up NOW

Originally posted by Stain
yo gangstah chops, take care of this
Yo n*gga*, how you want him taken out?

Originally posted by Kamino
I need some decent ****ing book recommedations. Hook me up NOW

Gangster by Lorenzo Carcaterra
Street Boys by Lorenzo Carcaterra
Waylander by Daivd Gemmell
Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss

That's all I got for now.

Naked and the Dead by Norman Mailer

http://www.ssapubl.com/pictures/74.jpg

Originally posted by Curly Howard
no one ever calls me
I have called you.

yeah but you're not female

Tammy called me once.

I met Tammy


she can't drive

Tanner called me once.......he was drunk.....took him like 10 minutes to dial my number.

Originally posted by Bella
I just mixed my first drink of the night. There's more where that came from.

I recieved a cute phone call from Creed, and a hilarious voicemail from who I think was Adam. Thanks boys. Adam, you will be hearing from me very soon. As for you Creed, you fairy, I guess I will answer my phone later when you call.

I will probably be three sheets in the wind by then, and that's okay.

Also, I'm horny as hell, but that's awesome, because I'm going to be enjoying my boyfriend all day tomorrow. Yes, I said all day. He's in for it tomorrow night.

So, how is everyone else? Speak now or forever hold your peace.

I'll forever hold my peace.

i wish someone would hold my peace

No one else has ever called me

Zen420
Kaps
Wondermut
Dogg
Purity
Tanner
Allison
Bzob
I think I'm forgeting someone

i'm made 9 threads in the past 30 days........taht was about 7 more than I expected

my, how threads grow

you don't get to ***** cause you forgot to call me tonight


and stop acting so damn cool

sorry.
i still heart you.

:cool:

I heart no one

Originally posted by Bella
I'm going to be enjoying my boyfriend all day tomorrow. Yes, I said all day. He's in for it tomorrow night.

I wish I was him.....I need to get a life.

You have a life, you're just not living it up.

i wish i was him and i have a life

**** did i just say that

yep i did


sorry

I'm not a liveruper.....i just made a new word

liver shot

I love this thread.

i feel embarrased now

I love curly

I meant Bella

I love myself

we know

Cesaro is hot.

Cesaro is hot......I mean......****

Curly's dick is small...and change your picture you ****ing bean bag.

What a wonderfuuuuuuuuul wooooorld....

And now, after a "great" day of working, I have to go to an exam....

Originally posted by Kamino
Curly's dick is small...and change your picture you ****ing bean bag.

you never complained before

That avatar is the shizzle, for rizzle, my nizzle.

Word

to Bella, because you're like the only other girl on here. haha

http://www.instinctmag.com/cards/butt.jpg

booooo

Nice biceps.

Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
booooo

your av ****ing freaks me out.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
to Bella, because you're like the only other girl on here. haha


The only other cool one anyway. :cool:

The reaction I was looking for

hi.

This thread is gay.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
to Bella, because you're like the only other girl on here. haha

http://www.instinctmag.com/cards/butt.jpg


This guy looks like he has a boyfriend.

I was thinking the same thing, but it's the thought that counts.

This thread is ****ing funny. I agree, life is ****ing good. I slept in until 1PM. I just smoked a few trees, and didn't pay for them. And after work, I'll be performing acts of unlawful carnal knowledge with my girlfriend. Life is the uber shiznizzle bizzles.

I don't like Squeeze no more. His life used to suck. Now it is better.

SHUT UP *****. I hate this thread now....