Did anyone here ever get a boner in class and then get called on and have to stand up to read or answer a question on the black board?

It happend to be a few times but I just left my shirt untucked or put a book in front of it

I showed my wood off with pride

yeah but no one ever noticed

I hung my sweatshirt on it so noone could see it.

I never called called on, but I spent a great deal of time at school with a chub. I got one at work the other day......

Ever masturbate in class? I've done it a couple of times.

I have been masturbated, wait I mean "played with" in class.

Why were you pleasuring yourself Bella?

Since I was sitting directly in front of the professor, I figured it would help my grade. It did.

I suddenly feel the need to masterbate.

Originally posted by Bella
Since I was sitting directly in front of the professor, I figured it would help my grade. It did.

............................ damn.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
yeah but no one ever noticed
someone knows what they're saying

Originally posted by Bella
Since I was sitting directly in front of the professor, I figured it would help my grade. It did.
WTF i could of never imaged you of all people cheating there way to good grades. In class i would get boners just thinking about having sex with my teacher, when she told me to write something on the board while i had a boner, i just slip one hand in my pocket while holding down the boner. Worst part about getting boners would be in the morning when getting off the car to school in front of hundreds of students, what i did was tie my shoe until the boner went down which takes at least 3 minutes......i would hate when my buddies padded me on the back.:cool:

Turn around and adjust, I used to tuck it into the wasteline of my pants, straight up.....

Simple solution you manwhores. Buy baggy ass pants and boxers, so you little dicks never get an obvious oppurtunity to shine

i masterbated in class once, it was tricky.

i've had bonersa in class and i do what kaps did, tuck it into the wasteline

Its called "The Tuck" and in highschool I'm sure every guy has used it many times.

And for all you sick freaks that masturbate in class... what the **** is wrong with you?

Originally posted by Bella
Since I was sitting directly in front of the professor, I figured it would help my grade. It did.

Is it hot in here?

I cannot stop laughing.

Originally posted by Bella
I cannot stop laughing.

I bet

i've never cracked wood and had to stand up or walk around infront of a class. i got to **** in my pants during class instead. i've had boners in school walking down the hall and stuff but got rid of it with the tuck.

I refuse to participate in this sexist topic...............

are you racist against sexist?

I dunno.........maybe...........I'm mostly racist against Chuck Liddell.