It's disgusting, the switched my shifts so my routine is all ****ed up. Luckly I know exactly when the yard boy cleans the bathrooms so I am the first one in. The look on his face when I came out this morning was classic. He looked like he wanted to cry.....

I **** at least once, most of the time twice when im at work.

Wendys had some nice facilites. The place I am at now isn't up to par

Some people I work with like to whipe there ass and throw it in the waste basket instead of flushing it....

I wish I could poop in my truck

i do not poop anywhere but my own bathroom.

(unless of course on vacation or in a hotel or if i have no choice.)

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i do not poop anywhere but my own bathroom.

(unless of course on vacation or in a hotel or if i have no choice.)

Exactly my situation as well.

I **** so much at work that some of my coworkers keep up with it and estimate the amount of money that I'm paid to take ****s. I usually spend at least a good 2 hours a week taking ****s.

****ting at work is like taking a second lunch break for me; a very relaxing moment. I usually take a couple magazines with me, good times.

Blue saves the companies money and does it in his pants at his desk. You all should think about following such an honest and good example.

i drop bombs like i was in vietnam at work

Originally posted by LeftBench
i drop bombs like i was in vietnam at work
Oh snap that was funny