You know what the hell........Anyway, WTF? I got my Maxim and my Stuff magazines in the mail this month and they where great and all, but when I was walking thru Save Mart I seen them on the shelf and they both had calenders with them. WTF? Mine didnt come with any ****ing calender. I'd think they would rather give a calender to a subscriber than some horny kid who buys it off the shelf at the grocery store. Save mart also stopped selling fightsport, which sucks.....

ya, I got Paris Hilton's Cellphone number but i can't get through because her voice mailbox is full and her phone isn't turned on.

I just want to make another video baby,...

How did you get her number?

Yes, do tell......

Okay, well....i feel like a loser but hey, she's hot. My friend works at a credit card company, and has access to all the phone numbers in the database...

sweet

and scary

And sexy?

and skinny

is that Christmas Story, Mr. Howard?

Paris needs butt implants and about 10 pounds.

Originally posted by Tom
is that Christmas Story, Mr. Howard?

yes sir

On both accounts....

She's another one of the party whores like Tara Reid. Skanks.....

Tara looks like a total slut

Curly

do you have a dvd player?

yeah