A beautiful innocent young lady wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in a sexy voice,

"Oh Santa, please stay. Keep the chill away."

Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."

The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, don't run a mile; just stay for a while..."

Santa begins to sweat but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."

The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay."

Santa wipes his brow but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, gotta get the presents to the children, you know."

She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay...."

Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow, says, "HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay, Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!!!"

:devil

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As funny as genital warts.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
As funny as genital warts.

crab ass

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
As funny as genital warts.


WHOA, LOOK OUT FOLKS, WE HAVE US A REGULAR LIFE OF THE PARTY HERE IN OUR MIDST...................



*who happens to like genital warts*


*asks Santa to be sure to bring him plenty*:devil

:lol1: :lol2: :lol3:

I love that movie, we gotta watch it every Christmas, just isn't the same without it, how bout the part where the family has to go have duck for Christmas, hahaha.

check out home for the holidays. great movie. not really a family movie but really funny

TTT for Ralphy.

You'll shoot your eye out!

Fa rarararara rara ra raaaa.......

Fragile

must be Italian

toia toia toia toia toing

Originally posted by kaps
Fa rarararara rara ra raaaa.......

LOL!

*starts humming along*

I tried the ole soap poisening thing on my mom, she said it wasnt true, and to prove it, she poared liquid soap in my eyes......

hahahahaha

A Christmas story


Date/Time Channel

Tue Dec 16 12:00 pm TSO 631

Thu Dec 18 08:00 pm TCM 256

Sat Dec 20 06:00 pm TCM 256

Turner Classic Movies December 18 at 8pm ET and 20th 6pm ET

I f'n hate xmas movies.

Im not even going to open creeds who wants to see my shaft and giant balls thread, but I bet there is a picture of Samuel L. Jackson and some beachballs or somthing.....

wrong........... they are not human man, lord have mercy on us.