I'm surprised. I was coming from the University by underground when a lil girl (6-7 years old) made a curious act.
She was with a young woman and a lil boy and she was in my side, suddenly she told to the woman: "This guy is beautiful" with a shy voice :?!: After the second station, she called me with her little finger in my arm and then she told me: "Sorry, do you know you're hansome?" asfhlsadhfñl..."Oh, Thanks" . I was very surprised!!! but the best is comming: after the funny question, she lean her little head upon my arm and she travelled the whole way in this position until she arrived to her station and then kiss my arm!!!:?: WTF!!!! I was veeeeeery surprised!!! and started to laugh...




*Why it never happens with girls 17 years older than this lil girl?*

One time I had a lil boy tell me that I looked like Superman.

Semen XX: The spanish pedophile?

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Semen XXII: The spanish pedophile?

now it's correct, mmmmm...what amazing adventures are waiting for our hero Semen???....


La verdad Bub, es que me quedé alucinado, se lo conté a mi novia y tambien flipó: "Que pasa?? Que ahora te ponen las pequeñitas??"

Europeans are just plain weird...

Only if you consider sheep ****ing and pedophillia wierd.

My mistake...they are totally normal in my eyes then.

I like nothing better after a hard day hanging around school yards with bags of lollies, than to retire to the top field and have my way with some wooly young sheep...

Hahahahaha! I wish there was sheep around here. I tried to sodomize my ex's cat, but it get's scratchy and bitey.

Cats have too good a reflexes to sodomize safely...sheep are just placid enough without being completely dead...they tend to try and pull away, but doing them at a cliff face seems to calm them down.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Hahahahaha! I wish there was sheep around here. I tried to sodomize my ex's cat, but it get's scratchy and bitey.

that reminded me of when i was in 7th grade and my buddy dane stuck a firecracker up a cat's ass and lit it off. it screamed like your date on a rollercoaster.

one year later, napol crushed a mother duck by throwing a giant rock on her in fronna all her ducklings while they were in the water. one of the ducklings got killed too and the rest skidadled after justin started pegging them with beer bottles. the mom didn't die right away but since he pretty much paralized one whole side of her, she kept spinning around like a football in a spiral toss. i assume she probably drowned herself cause the blow also made her topheavy, which produced a rapid dunk effect.

life just isn't fair for aminals.

It sure isn't, especially when you guys are around lol!

Try to do it with a goat, it's more easy than a sheep because you can catch it by the horns...

is your friend okay now or did he move onto lighting fires? I dont want to tell you where it goes after that.

well they'll probably go to hell, if that makes y'all feel better

Originally posted by Purity
that reminded me of when i was in 7th grade and my buddy dane stuck a firecracker up a cat's ass and lit it off. it screamed like your date on a rollercoaster.

one year later, napol crushed a mother duck by throwing a giant rock on her in fronna all her ducklings while they were in the water. one of the ducklings got killed too and the rest skidadled after justin started pegging them with beer bottles. the mom didn't die right away but since he pretty much paralized one whole side of her, she kept spinning around like a football in a spiral toss. i assume she probably drowned herself cause the blow also made her topheavy, which produced a rapid dunk effect.

life just isn't fair for aminals.

You dislike small furry animals, and have a snake as a pet. Tony, I am beginning to understand you more and more