In class today we learned that you are very likely to marry somebody with the same amount of education as you but also somebody as good looking as you. I said a load damn when the teacher said it and got a laugh but man It wasn't ment as a joke. I don't want to marry somebody on that same level as me in the looks deparment.

Unless you're rich and or famous.

Then even Mick Jagger can marry a super model

So I need money and lots of it.

I just need to figure out what level I'm on and then I will know what girls I can get with.

http://www.kelvisdelrio.com/images/crack_whore.jpg

http://s89398185.onlinehome.us/crackwhore.jpg

G-man, the secret is to find a girl that likes bigger guys. Seriously, I have done it twice (meaning I was dating girls WAAAAY out of my league)

Just find a girl that likes them big

Yeah I hate being big. It ****ing sucks and I'm getting tired of it.

wanna trade for a few days?

Sure the world isn't fun if your huge. Sitting in chairs that are to small for you and you can't get out of a small car without banging your knee on something. It's loads of fun.

How big are you? I didn't think you were that big of a guy from your pics.

I wanna have a bath and be able to stretch out in the tub. Been like 6 years since I could do that.

I haven't taken a hot, bubble, bath in a long time.

My sister used to bite the heads off of my green army men in the tub. I don't know why I thought of that. Just popped into my head when I was thinking about taking a bath. I hated her so much for doing that. Can't have a war with a bucket full of headless soldiers. Guess it was partly my fault for having them in the bathroom in the first place.

Semen XXII: The Amazing Quest of a Depressed Sperm...

HAHAHAHA....he called g-man a depressed sperm...LMAO...

man there are alot of girls who like big guys.

its hard to get out of them but once you find them work on em and in no time your fat ass is with a much hotter piece of ass.


I've done it multiple times and it is good!


well not that i'm inbetween fat and not i'm in a difficult area.

oh well. mabye the 2nd tongue ring i'm gettin today will help.

I doubt another tongue ring will help you much.

LMAO@Gman and Curly! Nice pics!