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Fallout
12-08-2003, 07:10 PM
Have you ever lost a loan to ditech.com?

Curly Howard
12-08-2003, 07:10 PM
WTF

ruffneck119
12-08-2003, 07:12 PM
Hahahaha!!!!

Purity
12-08-2003, 07:28 PM
i don't think so. they service different types of borrowers.

Curly Howard
12-08-2003, 07:29 PM
more of the pawn shop crowd

DOGGx0
12-08-2003, 07:35 PM
Hello and thank you for calling New Century, my name is Tony Soto, and I'd like to butt-**** you out of all your money today! First off, I need you to send me last years proof of income and I'll need to take down some information from you so I can pull up a credit report.

Curly Howard
12-08-2003, 07:37 PM
Extended service plan??? How can I loose?

Bluecifer
12-08-2003, 07:42 PM
Sure, I'll take the rust proofing.

Purity
12-08-2003, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
Hello and thank you for calling New Century, my name is Tony Soto, and I'd like to butt-**** you out of all your money today! First off, I need you to send me last years proof of income and I'll need to take down some information from you so I can pull up a credit report.

Dear Mr. Swalas,

Thank you for applying with our firm. Unfortunately we are unable to provide a loan for you due to your inability to provide sufficient evidence of adequate income.
You see, for all "self-employed" borrowers we cannot look at your revenue but must use your revenue AFTER all of your tax deductions. Because your business tax returns (The Throat Doctor Inc.) has shown high dollar amounts of business expenses geared towards breath mints, mouthwash, and knee pads we find inability to proceed further.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

DOGGx0
12-08-2003, 07:54 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!

dude, i'm at work. i can't be laughing this hard in a room where i am by myself.... NOT talking on the phone!

hahahaha. funny ****. hate for you grows.

Purity
12-08-2003, 07:56 PM
dude i grew up a ****in screw up but then i after i got introduced to the game, i bought an ounce and ****in blew up!!
really doe :)

DOGGx0
12-09-2003, 01:51 PM
no doubt son

Kempo Chris
12-09-2003, 01:54 PM
ahahahahahaha

Curly Howard
12-09-2003, 01:56 PM
I

Purity
12-09-2003, 01:56 PM
It ain't nothing like black ***** on my dick
Word to the mother****ing DJ Quik

I play hoes like dominos, slapping bones
Pur-i-ty's on the mother****ing microphone

Kempo Chris
12-09-2003, 01:57 PM
o fo sho