Fallout
12-08-2003, 07:10 PM
Have you ever lost a loan to ditech.com?
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View Full Version : attn: Purity Fallout 12-08-2003, 07:10 PM Have you ever lost a loan to ditech.com? Curly Howard 12-08-2003, 07:10 PM WTF ruffneck119 12-08-2003, 07:12 PM Hahahaha!!!! Purity 12-08-2003, 07:28 PM i don't think so. they service different types of borrowers. Curly Howard 12-08-2003, 07:29 PM more of the pawn shop crowd DOGGx0 12-08-2003, 07:35 PM Hello and thank you for calling New Century, my name is Tony Soto, and I'd like to butt-**** you out of all your money today! First off, I need you to send me last years proof of income and I'll need to take down some information from you so I can pull up a credit report. Curly Howard 12-08-2003, 07:37 PM Extended service plan??? How can I loose? Bluecifer 12-08-2003, 07:42 PM Sure, I'll take the rust proofing. Purity 12-08-2003, 07:51 PM Originally posted by Dogg^x0 Hello and thank you for calling New Century, my name is Tony Soto, and I'd like to butt-**** you out of all your money today! First off, I need you to send me last years proof of income and I'll need to take down some information from you so I can pull up a credit report. Dear Mr. Swalas, Thank you for applying with our firm. Unfortunately we are unable to provide a loan for you due to your inability to provide sufficient evidence of adequate income. You see, for all "self-employed" borrowers we cannot look at your revenue but must use your revenue AFTER all of your tax deductions. Because your business tax returns (The Throat Doctor Inc.) has shown high dollar amounts of business expenses geared towards breath mints, mouthwash, and knee pads we find inability to proceed further. Sorry for the inconvenience. DOGGx0 12-08-2003, 07:54 PM HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! dude, i'm at work. i can't be laughing this hard in a room where i am by myself.... NOT talking on the phone! hahahaha. funny ****. hate for you grows. Purity 12-08-2003, 07:56 PM dude i grew up a ****in screw up but then i after i got introduced to the game, i bought an ounce and ****in blew up!! really doe :) DOGGx0 12-09-2003, 01:51 PM no doubt son Kempo Chris 12-09-2003, 01:54 PM ahahahahahaha Curly Howard 12-09-2003, 01:56 PM I Purity 12-09-2003, 01:56 PM It ain't nothing like black ***** on my dick Word to the mother****ing DJ Quik I play hoes like dominos, slapping bones Pur-i-ty's on the mother****ing microphone Kempo Chris 12-09-2003, 01:57 PM o fo sho |