Everyone should start there own blog thread. Just post random stuff that happens in there life.

oh ****ing great. this is just gonna suck.

**** you .... you .... you





















help me out here

I have to take a crap. BRB.

ok let's just make rules for the.......blogs.
1st rule, you can't try to be funny. 2nd rule, you can only talk about exciting ****. 3rd rule, no *****in about yer problems- just stick to the events. 4th rule, try whenever possible, to focus on events where you got extremely physically injured.

sound good so far?

yeah

I seriously just took a crap.

What's a blog?...

Originally posted by The Spaniard
What's a blog?...

Here's Dave's blog
http://davebarry.blogspot.com/2003_01_01_davebarry_archive.html

Here's Andrew's Funniest Stories blog

http://funnystories.blogspot.com/2002_05_01_funnystories_archive.html

I have yet to **** today and am feeling all blocked up, but I don't want to drink any coffe this late in the day or I won't be able to get my beauty sleep tonight.

I may need a dump soon...my farts are filthy and warm which is usually a good sign I need to vacate my bowels

Originally posted by Purity
oh ****ing great. this is just gonna suck.

OK I see your point now. 839843 posts about bowel movements and whining about ****. Once again the great Purity has knocked me down a peg. Shot down by the all knowing pimp with the good job and Ed Norton looks. Well I hope you're happy. I hope knowing that you made me look stupid has brought some joy to your life as you sit at your wireless laptop drinking your fresh made brewery beer enjoying your So. Cal weather. I hope you catch a cold and sneeze and stuff fly's out your nose and you get boogers on your screen :cuss:

I'm sorry

can we just blog this thread instead of starting our own to blog?

Originally posted by Curly Howard
OK I see your point now. 839843 posts about bowel movements and whining about ****. Once again the great Purity has knocked me down a peg. Shot down by the all knowing pimp with the good job and Ed Norton looks. Well I hope you're happy. I hope knowing that you made me look stupid has brought some joy to your life as you sit at your wireless laptop drinking your fresh made brewery beer enjoying your So. Cal weather. I hope you catch a cold and sneeze and stuff fly's out your nose and you get boogers on your screen :cuss:

1st off, i'm @ work so no laptop
2nd, can't take home brewery beer so i get stuck with bud light
3rd, i'm already sick. again.
4th, thanks for capitalizing my name. that was pretty cool :)

I already have a blog, I've just not posted in it yet. I've been thinking about it thought. Be kinda like a diary. If I do, I'll post the link.

Originally posted by Purity
2nd, can't take home brewery beer so i get stuck with bud light

the jug. you can always take home a jug. ****in liar!

nope. that was at the south county brewery. since this brewery is located within 100 yards of that ****in high school then you can't exit the premises with alcohol.

hahahahaha. that sucks.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
with the good job and Ed Norton looks.

:lol1: i just now saw this.....was talking to lins just the other day about how he looks like Ed Norton, awesome

i'm usually told that it's en norton when i shave my head, or dustin hoffman jr. when i got hair.

Originally posted by Purity
i'm usually told that it's en norton when i shave my head, or dustin hoffman jr. when i got hair.

thats pretty kewl, ed norton is pretty hott in his own way.

and what way is that?

Something about Ed Norton is very sexy.

Originally posted by Bella
Something about Ed Norton is very sexy.

exactly, plus he is a very good actor. The Italian Job, Fight Club, 25th Hour were all kickass movies...hes got that smart kinda edgey look. its yummy.

They always give him manly roles that's why chicks like him.

well i'm a ****ty actor

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Everyone should start there own blog thread. Just post random stuff that happens in there life.

I did that.

When I posted my break up with my ex, she went ****ing ballistic when she found out about it and kept calling me up like the obsessive angry feminazi ***** she is. I realised then that unless you're operating under complete anonymity blogs aren't worth the hassle.

- J.

Originally posted by Exotica
exactly, plus he is a very good actor. The Italian Job, Fight Club, 25th Hour were all kickass movies...hes got that smart kinda edgey look. its yummy.

I agree:)

I skipped a page, WTF is a blog?

**** blogs. We're discussing Ed Norton.

Ed Norton, that guy's a *****......

Originally posted by Bella
**** blogs. We're discussing Ed Norton.

freal...somebody post a hott pic of Ed...im in need.

Originally posted by Exotica
freal...somebody post a hott pic of Ed...im in need.

You sound as desperate as Creed, Gman or Hockey.

It's really sad.

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
You sound as desperate as Creed, Gman or Hockey.

It's really sad.

- J.


sorry you feel that way

Originally posted by Exotica
sorry you feel that way

I'm sorry you're desperate.

These links might help:
http://www.thehun.net
http://www.call-kelly.com
http://www.pinkworld.com

- J.

http://www.danger-seekers.com/2001/images/snatch5.jpg

Hehehe...Bricktop rules.

- J.

blah, get off it, i am not desperate, i said that the guy was hott which he was.

Originally posted by The Jake
You sound as desperate as Creed, Gman or Hockey.

It's really sad.

- J.

I'm not desperate I'm just waiting for the right girl.

Originally posted by Exotica
blah, get off it, i am not desperate, i said that the guy was hott which he was.
If he is so hot. Why is he spending his time stalking girls.

i don't think she's desperate. men want ***** and women want dick. she just happens to be open about it so more power to her.

there's not a single guy in here who doesn't hesitate to voice their opinions for the love of ***** (spaniard/sheep being an exception) so what's wrong with a girl who wants to get boned? it's as human as eating, breathing, and ****ting.

Originally posted by Gman
If he is so hot. Why is he spending his time stalking girls.

what does that have to do with how someone looks?

If you're good looking you would be to knee deep in ***** to be stalking somebody. Case and point, me.

Originally posted by Purity
i don't think she's desperate. men want ***** and women want dick. she just happens to be open about it so more power to her.

there's not a single guy in here who doesn't hesitate to voice their opinions for the love of ***** (spaniard/sheep being an exception) so what's wrong with a girl who wants to get boned? it's as human as eating, breathing, and ****ting.

We all want to get nailed from time to time Purity. Not everyone feels the need to get vocal about it everytime the urge strikes them.

Except for the names I listed.

I stand by my assessment.

- J.

I don't tell other people that I want to get laid. Just you guys.

Originally posted by Purity
i don't think she's desperate. men want ***** and women want dick. she just happens to be open about it so more power to her.

there's not a single guy in here who doesn't hesitate to voice their opinions for the love of ***** (spaniard/sheep being an exception) so what's wrong with a girl who wants to get boned? it's as human as eating, breathing, and ****ting.

thanks, that is exactly my point. you hear and see guys talking about wanting some ass and how hott girls are ALL the time, this board is a great example of that, there is nothing wrong w/me saying the guy is hott and for someone to post a pic of it. how many times has someone posted a pic of a hott girl on here and someone will post 'post more pix of her in the female rotties forum'.......i rest my case


as far as not everyone speaking their mind about it and being vocal, i am a very open person, if you have a problem w/it im sorry, but i do not make a big deal out of it 'everytime the urge strikes' in fact i was simply stating the guy was hott which has no point in me 'desperately needing sex'. i am not desperate. however...i have heard that getting married seriously depletes your sex drive.

Originally posted by Gman
If you're good looking you would be to knee deep in ***** to be stalking somebody. Case and point, me.

true but, even though it doesn't make sense, it still doesn't have anything to do with how chicks dig his looks.

I wish woman were more vocial about sex.

Originally posted by The Jake
We all want to get nailed from time to time Purity. Not everyone feels the need to get vocal about it everytime the urge strikes them.
- J.

well that's just different people. some are vocal and some aren't. and, upon meeting most of the people on this board, i can say that most are nowhere NEAR as vocal as they are in real life then on here.....point being, sometimes it's cool to express yerself on here then shouting it aloud.

either way, the way someone expresses themselves has nothing to do with how sad they are NOR if they are desperate or not. expressing yourself is what it is- expressing yourself! only the reader can derive their OWN interpretations from it.

Yeah I don't say most of the sick thing that I post to non-internet people. I need to just start saying whats on my mind.

If I were being sexist, I'd call Exotica a slut for being vocal about her needs. That would be establishing a double standard by which I state my opinion in which a guy has one standard, a woman another.

But I didn't.

I labelled Exotica the same way, for the same reason as I do Gman, Creed and Hockey.

How is that being sexist?

- J.

PS: Getting married does not deplete your sex drive. Arguing does. Realising you can't get it anywhere else without a divorce or risking getting your dick chopped off doesn't help either.

yeah but gman, creed, and hockey have all admitted that their life sucks at times because they're not getting laid (no offense guys). exo just made a thread saying that she could go for some dick. nothing wrong with that. we're only human.

there's nothing wrong, or "sad", about all 4 of em. i personally carry more respect to people who just say what they feel.

Originally posted by Purity
yeah but gman, creed, and hockey have all admitted that their life sucks at times because they're not getting laid (no offense guys). exo just made a thread saying that she could go for some dick. nothing wrong with that. we're only human.

there's nothing wrong, or "sad", about all 4 of em. i personally carry more respect to people who just say what they feel.

True.

But when it gets to three pages and you're looking at Ed Norton and moaning about how hot he is, it IS getting sad.

It is just as sad when Creed and co. announce their desperation and start talking about how hot Wayne Gretsky's daughter is.

My $0.02 worth.

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
If I were being sexist,

sexist? perhaps not...sounds more like 'old fashioned' and closed minded to me

Hey my life isn't sad because I'm not getting laid it's becuase I live at home and it affects my traning and school life. If I lived across the street from campus I would be having alot more fun and getting to see friends more. I just can't stay on firends couchs every weekend. I need to move near campus next year.

Originally posted by The Jake
True.

But when it gets to three pages and you're looking at Ed Norton and moaning about how hot he is, it IS getting sad.

It is just as sad when Creed and co. announce their desperation and start talking about how hot Wayne Gretsky's daughter is.

My $0.02 worth.

- J.

she only made 1 or 2 posts about Ed. people REPLIED to the subject so, naturally, she replied back. go back and read the whole thread. how many posts did she actually go outta her way to say how hot ed was?

Originally posted by Gman
Hey my life isn't sad because I'm not getting laid

***** is like money- it's nice to have it but it's not the end of the world if you don't

Originally posted by Exotica
sexist? perhaps not...sounds more like 'old fashioned' and closed minded to me

I fail to see the correlation by you labelling me as old fashioned when I've clearly stated and proven I'm measuring you by the same standards I'm measuring the other people on this board.

Whatever. This argument grows old and people aren't listening to me. They're all too busy defending your right to rant and rave because they're too sex starved themselves and the idea of a chick panting for sex just does it for them.

You know what? I'm just upset nobody picked up on my comment about psycho ex girlfriends back like two pages ago.

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake

You know what? I'm just upset nobody picked up on my comment about psycho ex girlfriends back like a page ago.

- J.


and the truth comes out....when all else fails take it out on someone else.

Not all of us are married we don't get the comfort of having loved ones live with us. Sex is secondary.

Originally posted by The Jake
Whatever. This argument grows old and people aren't listening to me. They're all too busy defending your right to rant and rave because they're too sex starved themselves and the idea of a chick panting for sex just does it for them.
- J.

i'm the main one backing her up and i'm still hearing you out. i just got laid last night and so i'm not sex starved either. and quite frankly, i could give 2 ****s less about how horny she is cause it's not getting me horny. if i wanna get off on the internet then i'll just spend a good 10 minutes in the spice thread of offtopic.com

Originally posted by The Jake
True.

But when it gets to three pages and you're looking at Ed Norton and moaning about how hot he is, it IS getting sad.

It is just as sad when Creed and co. announce their desperation and start talking about how hot Wayne Gretsky's daughter is.

My $0.02 worth.

- J.

****, I forgot to hit the sarcasm button again.

Originally posted by Purity
yeah but gman, creed, and hockey have all admitted that their life sucks at times because they're not getting laid (no offense guys). exo just made a thread saying that she could go for some dick. nothing wrong with that. we're only human.

there's nothing wrong, or "sad", about all 4 of em. i personally carry more respect to people who just say what they feel.
My life sucks because I am a fat ****ing loser............like Chuck Lidell. His life sucks. WTF is with that mohawk. He needs to go back to the trailer court where he lives and train some more because those punches of his suck and so does his fuel economy. Chuck burns more gas then my ford.

Originally posted by Purity
i'm the main one backing her up and i'm still hearing you out. i just got laid last night and so i'm not sex starved either. and quite frankly, i could give 2 ****s less about how horny she is cause it's not getting me horny. if i wanna get off on the internet then i'll just spend a good 10 minutes in the spice thread of offtopic.com


and whats so sad is i never even came out and said i was horny nor did i say anything that should have implied that. and i would consider a girl that cant GET sex to be desperate....i have not had sex in the past couple months because i CHOOSE not to.


either way, this whole subject has just gotten way too out of hand, it wasn't anything to begin with i dont know why you made such a big deal of it.

thank you tony for backing me up

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
My life sucks because I am a fat ****ing loser............like Chuck Lidell.

I just lost it here.

**** man, you always make me laugh.

- J.

Lets talk about how much I dislike Chuck Liddell

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Lets talk about how much I dislike Chuck Liddell.

Wouldn't that be considered fighter bashing and thus bannable?

- J.

Originally posted by Exotica
and whats so sad is i never even came out and said i was horny nor did i say anything that should have implied that.

Originally posted by Exotica

wild, hott, sticky, passionate, sex
im in desperate need of this

that is all.


had ta check ya there
:ghost:

Originally posted by Purity
had ta check ya there
:ghost:


bah, i meant in this thread, if he had an issue w/the other one he should have posted it there


that was mainly a joke though.would do me lil good to talk about needing sex on the net anyways...i just wanted to get a laugh :crazy2:

Originally posted by The Jake
Wouldn't that be considered fighter bashing and thus bannable?

- J.
No! Wrong! Chuck would have to be a fighter for it to be considered fighter bashing and a fighter is one thign that Chuck Liddell is not. Just a trailer trash ******. Only thing worse is his brother.

well it's all in good fun. in the end, jarrod's still my hommie and exo is all good in me book too :)










so, uh.....
wanna ****?

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
No! Wrong! I dislike Chuck Liddel

LOL.

I kept telling people that Chuck is not the second coming of Christ (contrary to popular opinion) before the last Pride. Did they listen? NOOOOooooo....

It wasn't until he got ****en SCHOOLED by Rampage that people realised. FINALLY the comments about him needed to train under better people, longer and harder started to sink in. I do not understand why people think he is that good. He is, at best, a mediocre fighter with a SMALL measure of talent. *IF* (and this is a big if) he trains with a better team, harder AND longer, and loses that gut, then PERHAPS he will be a champion.

It would be nice to see him fight Tito or Randy again (if for no other reason than to watch Chuck getting BOMBED on again) but really, he's done nothing to deserve it.

- J.

Originally posted by Purity

so, uh.....
wanna ****?


i am now going to be too afraid to reply to anything like this even though you all should KNOW that im just kidding with you

Originally posted by Purity
well it's all in good fun. in the end, jarrod's still my hommie and exo is all good in me book too :)










so, uh.....
wanna ****?
Are you talking to exo or jake with that want to **** comment?

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
No! Wrong! I dislike Chuck Liddel

You edited that!!

Purity - please. I'm a married man.

- J.

Originally posted by Exotica
i am now going to be too afraid to reply to anything like this even though you all should KNOW that im just kidding with you

oh so you don't want me to talk t' ya that way? well would you like to make luuuuuuuvvv....

Originally posted by The Jake
You edited that!!

Purity - please. I'm a married man.

- J.

aww shucks!

Don't you want somebody to love
don't you need somebody to love

Originally posted by Purity
oh so you don't want me to talk t' ya that way? well would you like to make luuuuuuuvvv....


uhm...err......well.....IM me?

Once again, nobody wants to talk about the HARD issues (ie. blogs, Chuck Liddell, etc).

This is depressing.

- J.

Originally posted by Exotica
uhm...err......well.....IM me?


if i saw you on street then i would stop. i'd drop top and turn up the radio too :)

Originally posted by The Jake
Once again, nobody wants to talk about the HARD issues (ie. blogs, Chuck Liddell, etc).

This is depressing.

- J.


i started a blog today

Originally posted by The Jake
Once again, nobody wants to talk about the HARD issues (ie. blogs, Chuck Liddell, etc).

This is depressing.

- J.

blogs were already discussed and there's an mma forum here.....somewhere

Originally posted by Purity
if i saw you on street then i would stop. i'd drop top and turn up the radio too :)

:lol1: will have to stop by when i come to cali...whenever i can talk someone into going with me (ahem..lins)

Yeah, its funny how some of the better MMA threads break out in O.T

The mma threads break into O.T.

We have an mma forum?

Originally posted by Exotica
:lol1: will have to stop by when i come to cali...whenever i can talk someone into going with me (ahem..lins)

naw she aint comin down. better ask someone else or just take a solo trip like a rockstar.

Originally posted by Exotica
:lol1: will have to stop by when i come to cali...whenever i can talk someone into going with me (ahem..lins)
I'll go to cali with you. Cali is cool. I want to go again.

Originally posted by Gman
I'll go to cali with you. Cali is cool. I want to go again.

awesome, i'll come get you


road trip :cool:

Chuck gets 4 punches to the gallon. He is awful. Always has been and always will. His greatest wins have come over 2 guys in which half the people of mma believed Chuck lost. What does that tell you about his career? It tells you he is as overrated as Alexander Daigle was. And whats with the "Iceman"? I think they call him that because his movements and strikes are about as slow and stiff as a ****ing glacier.

Originally posted by Purity
naw she aint comin down. better ask someone else or just take a solo trip like a rockstar.

i was trying to not lose hope :( im fraid to go all the way to cali by myself. maybe i can drag brandi w/me....

Originally posted by Exotica
awesome, i'll come get you


road trip :cool:
I think it's easier for me to come and get you. I'll bzob and creed and every body. Will stop in new york and jersey and get the whole crew.

Originally posted by Exotica
i was trying to not lose hope :( im fraid to go all the way to cali by myself. maybe i can drag brandi w/me....


brandi's a rockstar. don't let her tell ya otherwise.

Originally posted by Gman
I think it's easier for me to come and get you. I'll bzob and creed and every body. Will stop in new york and jersey and get the whole crew.

idiot.
a chick says that SHE'S willing to pick you up and the first thing you say is how you'd prefer if a bunch of dudes can cruise with.

and you wonder why you see no tail...

Originally posted by Gman
I think it's easier for me to come and get you. I'll bzob and creed and every body. Will stop in new york and jersey and get the whole crew.

sounds like a plan


and yes tony, brandi is a rockstar, i am her biggest fan

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Chuck gets 4 punches to the gallon. He is awful. Always has been and always will. His greatest wins have come over 2 guys in which half the people of mma believed Chuck lost. What does that tell you about his career? It tells you he is as overrated as Alexander Daigle was. And whats with the "Iceman"? I think they call him that because his movements and strikes are about as slow and stiff as a ****ing glacier.

I think whilst the assessment we are giving is harsh, it is a fair one.

It's like Elvis beating Jeremy Horn, it's like one of those things that should NEVER have happened.

- J.

Originally posted by Exotica
sounds like a plan


and yes tony, brandi is a rockstar, i am her biggest fan

does she know that?

Please stop the fighter bashing. Come on man, don't put me in this position

- Creed

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
His greatest wins have come over 2 guys in which half the people of mma believed Chuck lost.

i think one of his greatest (if not, THE greatest) win he had was against Guy and that was a WELL deserved and earned victory

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
*EDIT*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

- J.

Originally posted by Purity
does she know that?

eh, prolly not

one time i pissed on ants.

Originally posted by Purity
i think one of his greatest (if not, THE greatest) win he had was against Guy and that was a WELL deserved and earned victory
I'm talking about Busta and Vitor. If Mezger had any chin he would have beat Chuck to a ****ing pulp. He rocked him in that fight because Chuck throw a non sloppy punch. He got lucky that he caught Babalu with that kick too while Babalu was shooting in because Chucks kicks are as easy to avoid as an avalanche of mayo.

Originally posted by Exotica
eh, prolly not

kinda makes her a lil lonely i bet

huh?

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I'm talking about Busta and Vitor. If Mezger had any chin he would have beat Chuck to a ****ing pulp. He rocked him in that fight because Chuck throw a non sloppy punch. He got lucky that he caught Babalu with that kick too while Babalu was shooting in because Chucks kicks are as easy to avoid as an avalanche of mayo.

Chuck kicks?

- J.

Originally posted by Purity
kinda makes her a lil lonely i bet :lol1:

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I'm talking about Busta and Vitor. If Mezger had any chin he would have beat Chuck to a ****ing pulp. He rocked him in that fight because Chuck throw a non sloppy punch. He got lucky that he caught Babalu with that kick too while Babalu was shooting in because Chucks kicks are as easy to avoid as an avalanche of mayo.

well you can toss in the ol "if this woulda happend, if this didn't happen, if he was a better striker/wrestler/defensive/chin/etc" arguement but nonetheless, the fight still happened and results spoke for themselves.

Originally posted by The Jake
Chuck kicks?

- J.
HAHAHAHAHA. Exactly. What does that say about this so called great kickboxer.

http://members.aol.com/bullshido/chuck.jpg

chuck wore his favorite beachtowel to the grand prix

Originally posted by Cesaro
http://members.aol.com/bullshido/chuck.jpg

chuck wore his favorite beachtowel to the grand prix

Hey man I LIKED that jersey of his.

All the same, it's kinda sad Dana feels a need to promote a fighter like Chuck when there are more skilled, more marketable fighters than him.

- J.

Originally posted by Exotica
:lol1:

feel free to clear out your pm box anytime hun :)

Originally posted by Purity
well you can toss in the ol "if this woulda happend, if this didn't happen, if he was a better striker/wrestler/defensive/chin/etc" arguement but nonetheless, the fight still happened and results spoke for themselves.
Yes he won. But the manner in which he won was far less than impressive. I guess beating Mezger was ok but he is a B level fighter......sorta like Chuck.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Yes he won. But the manner in which he won was far less than impressive. I guess beating Mezger was ok but he is a B level fighter......sorta like Chuck.

he wasn't B level at the time of that fight.

The only combos Chuck knows about is the large coke that comes with the McValue meal

and knocking someone the **** out after several rounds of punches galore is pretty ****in impressive to me.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
The only combos Chuck knows about is the large coke that comes with the McValue meal

it doesn't automatically come with a large coke. you have to request the upgrade

Originally posted by Purity
feel free to clear out your pm box anytime hun :)

all clear, my dear....sorry

all sent, my love. it's all good

Originally posted by The Jake
You know what? I'm just upset nobody picked up on my comment about psycho ex girlfriends back like two pages ago.

- J.

I picked up on it and I didn't give a ****.

I care Jake. Tell me again.