So i went to the bar this weekend with a friend of mine to watch a buddy of mines band play. This is a belgium bar with feather bowling. Feather Bowling is the shiznit.

Anyway to make a short story long i was dinking and haveing a great time when a Budweiser plastic ornimate bounced on my table and i caught it and was admireing new treasue when some dude ran up and grabbed it out of my hand, I said " hey ****er what are you doing?" So i started following him across the bar to get the ornimant back. He started speed walking and i ran after him, he went behind the bar into the kitchen and was trying to juke and move. SO i grabbed him and i slammed him into the entry door and got the ornament back. so the dude runs over to the bouncer and i go over there and the bouncer is a puss. and i said this mother ****er just snatched this from my and and i retreived it and the bouncer says..."This is the owner" LOL so he asked if he could have his ornament back and i gave it to him. he said i could come back after christmas and get the ornament and the owner apologized for snatching it from me

I wish i had video of the insadent with Benny Hill music playing in the background.

HAHAHAHA

did he slap your bald head and kick you in the butt?

Classic Bzob!!!!

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NO!

But i should have asked him if he needed a new bouncer

Originally posted by Bzob
So i went to the bar this weekend with a friend of mine to watch a buddy of mines band play. This is a belgium bar with feather bowling. Feather Bowling is the shiznit.

Anyway to make a short story long i was dinking and haveing a great time when a Budweiser plastic ornimate bounced on my table and i caught it and was admireing new treasue when some dude ran up and grabbed it out of my hand, I said " hey ****er what are you doing?" So i started following him across the bar to get the ornimant back. He started speed walking and i ran after him, he went behind the bar into the kitchen and was trying to juke and move. SO i grabbed him and i slammed him into the entry door and got the ornament back. so the dude runs over to the bouncer and i go over there and the bouncer is a puss. and i said this mother ****er just snatched this from my and and i retreived it and the bouncer says..."This is the owner" LOL so he asked if he could have his ornament back and i gave it to him. he said i could come back after christmas and get the ornament and the owner apologized for snatching it from me

I wish i had video of the insadent with Benny Hill music playing in the background.


OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I am going to remember that at work tomorrow and just start laughing out loud. YOu ****er, people are going to think I am crazy

LMAO!!! Bzob resorts to violence when in doubt!

Originally posted by Bzob
NO!

But i should have asked him if he needed a new bouncer

Funny bastard.... all that over an ornament.....

It's funny you wind up in these pickles when you're drinking Bzob....

- J.

Well that is an unfair statement Jake because pound for pound i would say while drinking this happens maybe 5% of the time. Those are not even good betting odds.

:- !