View Full Version : Tommorrow it's me, snow, a board, beer, and cow.


Purity
12-06-2003, 10:20 PM
everything's packed in the truck & ready to go. i love snow.

we'll get there around 8, gear up in the back of the truck while drinking beers and blaring slayer. get a few runs in. drink more beer. board, beer, board, beer, shots, board, and beer.

then it's time to fire up the portable grill & stove for rockstar tailgating. i've packed cow, eggs, cheese, tortillas, pots, pans, plates, knife, fork and tobasco. last time we blared johnny lee hooker while grilling in the parking lot. this time i think i'm gonna go with a combo of jimi hendrix and soulfly.

i love snow. i love mountains, beer, snow bunnies, boarding, and beautiful weather.

yay

Bella
12-06-2003, 10:46 PM
Woohoooooo! :)

The Golden Bear
12-07-2003, 03:00 AM
damn... i would roll up anbd just chill.. no snow for me.

nance
12-08-2003, 01:07 AM
Sounds like fun. Hope you had a lot of it.:)

Curly Howard
12-08-2003, 07:44 AM
can I sign your cast?

Exotica
12-08-2003, 10:37 AM
i wanna go snowboarding, dammit.... :(

me and lins should go

Tha Playa
12-08-2003, 10:52 AM
I'm ready to go too. Unfortunatly the closest slopes are 5 hours from where I live.

Purity
12-08-2003, 12:25 PM
update!!

here is a summary of the trip: kicked ass

here are the details:
-charged 8 runs (went down one so fast that my ears popped)
-2lbs of cow, half pound of fish, a sausage, & filets of bird went on the grill
-eggs, cheese, & tortillas went on the stove
-hit some **** below me in the head with snow while on the lift
-made 3 outta the 10 beer cans in the trash targets below the lifts
-met some chick who had no interest in me
-24 beers
-watched my buddy nearly impale himself on a rail
-drove home drunk in extremely thick fog (couldn't see farther than 2 yards), during a storm, down an 8,000 ft. mountain surrounded by cliffs
-preordered a pizza to arrive at my house right when i got home only to burn the upper roof of my mouth with scalding hot cheese and lose my appetite.

Bella
12-08-2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by Exotica
i wanna go snowboarding, dammit.... :(

me and lins should go

We should do alot of things, but we don't.
Dad is supposed to be in rehab after his next surgery. He's gotta go and basically exercise and stuff. Insurance covers it for three months, then they recommend he join a gym. I hope he does, because I'll go and work out with him. I think that would be cool. We could both get in shape and be healthier.
Either way, I'm going to start going to the new gym up at the school since I don't have to pay anything. I'm going to get in great shape, you'll see.
Shel, try to find someone that will let you use their ID, so you can go with me.

HockeyFighter
12-08-2003, 12:41 PM
Someone should come play hockey with me

Bella
12-08-2003, 12:42 PM
I'd love to! I know I would suck though. You would have to teach me a few things.

HockeyFighter
12-08-2003, 12:53 PM
Skating owns. You people need to visit Canada and learn some hockey. It's not really that cold. It don't matter if you suck Bella, those can be the best times. Even I fall sometimes....only sometimes though.....and it's always because a crack in the ice......or because I just levelled someone and lost by balance.

Bella
12-08-2003, 12:54 PM
I've been ice skating once. I went a few weeks ago. I didn't fall any. :) I was so proud.

HockeyFighter
12-08-2003, 01:00 PM
If you can ski you can skate. The two are very similar in terms of turning and stopping. No falling is always somethibng to be proud of. I am still proud when I don't fall and that is still after 17 years of skating.

handjobs4dollars
12-08-2003, 02:11 PM
Man I haven't been skating for about two year. The skating ring is a good place to bring a girl.

HockeyFighter
12-08-2003, 02:13 PM
This is true. Great place to take a girl. You can touch her and stuff when she falls and hold onto her. Can be very nice for all involved unless there is some 4 year old kid that won't go home so you and your gf can be alone......not that this happened or anything......

handjobs4dollars
12-08-2003, 02:16 PM
Even if you don't have a girl friend just hang out at the ring and hit on the figure skaters...........I just realized that I'm not 14 anymore and this may not be right for a man of my age.

HockeyFighter
12-08-2003, 02:19 PM
14 is legal

handjobs4dollars
12-08-2003, 02:21 PM
tru that

HockeyFighter
12-08-2003, 02:24 PM
werd up homie

handjobs4dollars
12-08-2003, 02:26 PM
I hit on that side, let shortie and me get down on the ice.

Purity
12-08-2003, 02:29 PM
you ****in flames. this thread was made for 3 purposes:
1) snowboarding
2) bbqing
3) beer

quit bringing in this cute skate-skimming, underage dating crap in here. i've taken pity on you all and created a solution (http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16040) for where you can pick up where you are being asked to leave off.

now **** off

handjobs4dollars
12-08-2003, 02:30 PM
You do realize that thread will just die.

HockeyFighter
12-08-2003, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by Purity
now **** off
Two words: make me

Curly Howard
12-08-2003, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by Purity
update!!

here is a summary of the trip: kicked ass

here are the details:
-charged 8 runs (went down one so fast that my ears popped)
cool
-2lbs of cow, half pound of fish, a sausage, & filets of bird went on the grill
nice
-eggs, cheese, & tortillas went on the stove
nice
-hit some **** below me in the head with snow while on the lift
hahaha
-made 3 outta the 10 beer cans in the trash targets below the lifts
close one eye next time
-met some chick who had no interest in me
happens all the time to me
-24 beers
excelent
-watched my buddy nearly impale himself on a rail
also excelent
-drove home drunk in extremely thick fog (couldn't see farther than 2 yards), during a storm, down an 8,000 ft. mountain surrounded by cliffs
no
-preordered a pizza to arrive at my house right when i got home only to burn the upper roof of my mouth with scalding hot cheese and lose my appetite.
not drunk enough

Purity
12-08-2003, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by Gman
You do realize that thread will just die.

i'd rather it die then turn into ice skating. kinda like saying i'd rather get no ***** then turn gay.

HockeyFighter
12-08-2003, 02:36 PM
I used to think you were cool. Not no more. Bob Probert would kill you for dissing hockey. I'd name some *** snowboarder but there no one exists that is well known enough to even name.

Purity
12-08-2003, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I used to think you were cool. Not no more. Bob Probert would kill you for dissing hockey. I'd name some *** snowboarder but there no one exists that is well known enough to even name.

cause snowboarders aren't ****. neither are hockeyplayers but the ice skating posts in this thread reaked of ghey. you've now been given your own skating thread where you can pick up the ghey talk.

now you're all still allowed to post about occassional ice skating in here BUT every post has to have the following
-disclaimer of how much cooler snowboarding is
-mention of beer (or whiskey)
-pic of hottie or
-pic of a hockey player's face turned to hamburger after a fight.

HockeyFighter
12-08-2003, 02:49 PM
hockey owns. **** you. burn in hell.

handjobs4dollars
12-08-2003, 02:51 PM
Threads get hi-jacked, it's what we do.