While my belt is.

about time

I have black shoes

Welcome too the club, we meet on tuesdays, new guy brings the snacks......

The timing of that post was awesome.

With the recent banning and thread censoring.

- J.

i have skidmarks in my underwear

Yep and it took me more then a year.

A small piece of TP over your brown eye will prevent that, or proper whiping.....

i usually do the tp thing.

last time i did it, i had a big wad of TP tucked in my ass crack and it fell down my pant leg. it ended up on my friends living room floor and his mom picked it up asking what it was. she was holding it by like the smallest piece possible between her thumb and index finger staring at it with a look of disgust. it was awesome.

Originally posted by kaps
A small piece of TP over your brown eye will prevent that, or proper whiping.....

That's bull****. You can go through half a roll and wipe your ass in all directions of the compass covering nearly the entire surface of your ass and still wind up with skidmarks.

Scratch that: I know what you mean by TP now.

- J.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i usually do the tp thing.

last time i did it, i had a big wad of TP tucked in my ass crack and it fell down my pant leg. it ended up on my friends living room floor and his mom picked it up asking what it was. she was holding it by like the smallest piece possible between her thumb and index finger staring at it with a look of disgust. it was awesome.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Classic Cesaro!

ALL CLASS
ALL THE WAY

- J.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i usually do the tp thing.

last time i did it, i had a big wad of TP tucked in my ass crack and it fell down my pant leg. it ended up on my friends living room floor and his mom picked it up asking what it was. she was holding it by like the smallest piece possible between her thumb and index finger staring at it with a look of disgust. it was awesome.

LMAO! Do you make this **** up? When I do that I get worried that that will happen to me some how......

nah, that's a true story. the only thing i can think of i made up is the toilet plunger on the crotch thing.

it was horrible at the time. it was at my friend jeremiah's house and his mom and her boyfriend were in the living room examining it. i think it had skids on it. i was fairly sure i would be exposed, they never said anything but i think they knew.

who was banned and why?

Originally posted by Cesaro
i usually do the tp thing.

last time i did it, i had a big wad of TP tucked in my ass crack and it fell down my pant leg. it ended up on my friends living room floor and his mom picked it up asking what it was. she was holding it by like the smallest piece possible between her thumb and index finger staring at it with a look of disgust. it was awesome.


bwhahahahhahahahahha Cesaro rules

Originally posted by Cesaro
i usually do the tp thing.

last time i did it, i had a big wad of TP tucked in my ass crack and it fell down my pant leg. it ended up on my friends living room floor and his mom picked it up asking what it was. she was holding it by like the smallest piece possible between her thumb and index finger staring at it with a look of disgust. it was awesome.

Dude I gotta ask, did your mate's mum work out who it belonged to? You think she knew?

- J.

i think they knew. she and her boyfriend discussed it for a minute like it was a work of art or something. "what is it", "where did it come from", "how did it get here"

it was a massive chunk of toilet paper too, because i thought with a bigger wad i would get more cheek control over it therefore the chances of it falling out would be less. apparently not.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i think they knew. she and her boyfriend discussed it for a minute like it was a work of art or something. "what is it", "where did it come from", "how did it get here"

it was a massive chunk of toilet paper too, because i thought with a bigger wad i would get more cheek control over it therefore the chances of it falling out would be less. apparently not.

So it would seem.

Perhaps some form of adhesive or at the very least, briefs instead of boxers might be a go-er next time?

- J.

Did they ever look at you or treat you different after that?

- J.

well if i was wearing briefs or boxer-briefs, i would be safe.

i think during the tournament on january 10th i'm wearing 2 pair of boxer-briefs. i have a tendency to **** on myself and i'm not suffering embarrassment infront of that many people.

Originally posted by Cesaro
well if i was wearing briefs or boxer-briefs, i would be safe.

i think during the tournament on january 10th i'm wearing 2 pair of boxer-briefs. i have a tendency to **** on myself and i'm not suffering embarrassment infront of that many people.

You would do Bruce Lovely proud.

- J.

I'm looking forward to seeing the video of Cesaro ****ty himself.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I'm looking forward to seeing the video of Cesaro ****ty himself.

Yes... the look on his opponents face... the cry from the audience... it will be lots of fun.

- J.

his mom hates me now for other reasons, but i really haven't seen her much since then.

video of me at the tournament will be available january 11, 2004.

If you **** at that tournament, you will never be allowed to train at your dojo again you realise....

- J.

i **** my pants at a tournament

Originally posted by LeftBench
i **** my pants at a tournament

Classy.

You got a video?

- J.