who would it be???

Just one night of sex with no strings attached.

gwen stefani.
and i'd actually hope for some attached strings.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
who would it be???

Just one night of sex with no strings attached.

you

Charlize Theron, Audrey Tautou or Chasey Lain...

A genetically engineered women with all the attributes of my choosing.

I thought about for a couple of minutes....

Sofia Vergara cause she has the complete body....mmmmm....she finer than wine...

Originally posted by Nuno
I thought about for a couple of minutes....

Sofia Vergara cause she has the complete body....mmmmm....she finer than wine...

You are absolutely correct, my personal #1 fav woman for about the last 4 years...(but now more people are getting to know the name so im likely to change soon)

Shakira

ROSIE PEREZ...Im not joking, I want her sooooo bad

Rollins with an irish accent.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
ROSIE PEREZ...Im not joking, I want her sooooo bad

It's the voice that gets to me. Like Fran Drescher....

Jessica Biel

eliza dushku

eiko koike and pray for strings attached because she has to be rich as ****

Probably some teenager at a local high school; the hottest babes aren't in show business, IMO.

Suzanna Hoffs. I don't care if she's 40 now, she's still hot.

Originally posted by Purity
gwen stefani.
and i'd actually hope for some attached strings.

The thought of those big brown eyes looking up at me makes me........ be right back

http://hometown.aol.com/hailmichelle/images/gwen.jpg

Pamela Anderson; her new boobs look just perfect.

I'd rather **** Jenny McCarthy than bofe of them, if I could just keep her from farting.

Originally posted by Nuno
I thought about for a couple of minutes....

Sofia Vergara cause she has the complete body....mmmmm....she finer than wine...

Where the hell have I been??? This woman is HOT!!!!!!!

http://www.sexydesktops.com/Wallpapers/Reduced/S/Sofia_Vergara_0001_1024x768_Reduced.jpg

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Pamela Anderson; her new boobs look just perfect.

You want hep C?

jessica alba

Christina Agulera

reminds me of my ex's little sister. that thought alone kinda turns me on.

My sister, Yuko.

http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/ZiggyWar/Yuko.jpg

Good job mm









scary

http://www.saviodsilva.org/s/1/avril/10.jpg OR Any Underage!! http://www.megan-model.com/series/63.jpg

Tough call.

Any of the following:

Drea De Matteo
Jessica Alba
Shakira
Christine Aguilera
Britney Spears

All of them are in severe need of a belting up the ****ter.

- J.

Originally posted by Squezze
Suzanna Hoffs. I don't care if she's 40 now, she's still hot.
**** she is one of the best MILFs Alive, **** the older as in 30's the better just like the more underage teens are the better.

Suzanne Somers?
Talk about MILF.

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
Suzanne Somers?
Talk about MILF.

- J.

My uncle was flying back to LA once and he ended up on the same plane as her. He should have hit on her.

I'm still thinking of who I'd like to screw, btw.

Well who ever bella picks were going to have 20 guys on the forum acting like him.

Okay, I'm going to go with Viggo Mortensen.

yo yoyo its me viggo mortensen

Originally posted by Bella
My uncle was flying back to LA once and he ended up on the same plane as her. He should have hit on her.

He must be gay or whipped... I mean married :-D

- J.

Pamela Anderson. Teenage fantasies die hard.
As one of the douche bags from Poison said about Brett Michaels bagging her "... he got to **** the ultimate *****."

After her...hmmm...my wife. I didn't deserve a woman as pretty as her. I just got lucky.

After her....ahhh....drawing a blank.....Beyonce!!!!!!!

Originally posted by The Jake
He must be gay or whipped... I mean married :-D

- J.

Neither actually.
You assume way too much.

Originally posted by Bella
Neither actually.
You assume way too much.

Closet homo, eh? I understand.

- J.

PS: No red blooded HETEROSEXUAL male is gonna sit near that woman and keep his rocket in his pants or not get his **** on with her.

I didn't say he sat near her. For all I know, he was on the opposite end of the plane.
Either way, I didn't hear the story directly from him. My mother mentioned it in passing once upon a time. She told me that he said something about respecting her privacy, so he didn't bother her. I can respect that.

Originally posted by Bella
I didn't say he sat near her. For all I know, he was on the opposite end of the plane.
Either way, I didn't hear the story directly from him. My mother mentioned it in passing once upon a time. She told me that he said something about respecting her privacy, so he didn't bother her. I can respect that.

He lies. He just left out the part where they joined the mile high club.

- J.

viggo mortensen is old as ****

Originally posted by The Jake
He lies. He just left out the part where they joined the mile high club.

- J.

Maybe.
He taught me how to swim though. I really miss that guy. I'd give about anything to see him.

Originally posted by Cesaro
viggo mortensen is old as ****

He's 45.
And so what? He's ****in' sexy.

i dont even know who it is, i could tell he was old by his old man name.

He plays Aragorn in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Originally posted by Bella
He's 45.


:love:

Sean Connery has mad *****es slobbering over him and the dude is a freakin' fossil for gods sake!

- J.

Eliza Dushku...

Originally posted by The Jake
Sean Connery has mad *****es slobbering over him and the dude is a freakin' fossil for gods sake!

- J.

hes an old ass ****** with a fake accent

Originally posted by Cesaro
hes an old ass ****** with a fake accent

Doesn't change what I said bub.

- J.

www.yourthemannowdog.com

I love that site.

- J.

Sean Connery is awesome.

Connery owns

"We meet again Trebeck. I noticed you weren't able to sit down during the break. What's wrong sweetie? Did you have a date last night?"

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I need to download those again. I want to quote a few but will probably **** them up so I won't even try.

Originally posted by Bella
"We meet again Trebeck. I noticed you weren't able to sit down during the break. What's wrong sweetie? Did you have a date last night?"

ROTFLMAO!!!! I need to bust out my bloody Celebrity Jeopardy CDs again. ****en hey that **** was awesome. Anytime I'm down I watch them. Usually 30 seconds in, I'm laughing hard :)

- J.

Trebek: "I don't have any penis mightiers"
Connery: "Well you're sitting on a gold mine Trebek"

Originally posted by Bella
Sean Connery is awesome.

Originally posted by Bella
He's 45.
And so what? He's ****in' sexy.

I like this girl. If only more young women thought like you, Bella.

Once you go 45, you never go back.

if sean connery wasn't rich his life would be worse than mine.

he needs to retire, all of his movies are garbage. the one he made with that stupid gold digging ***** that is boning grandpa douglas made me want to puke.

he needs to stop making movies before he turns into another charles bronson. charles bronson made death wish movies well into his 70s and we all saw what happened to his reputation.

arnold better be glad he found a career change, he's an old man now and realized his pointless movies aren't going to carry him much more. the reason i mentioned him is because there is a movie of his on HBO, the one with that ****bag tom arnold and the senior citizen jamie lee curtis. they are fighting in a bathroom for some reason.

its that movie true lies, a ****ty action/comedy with arnold schwarzenegger, costarring tom arnold and cokehead douchebag jamie lee curtis(she's old and ugly and looks like a dude 95% of the time). you would think arnold would have learned his lesson after last action hero.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

Another classic.

Last action hero was terrible. T3 was pretty good though. That should be his retirement movie. Go out on a decent note. In time everyone will forget about True Lies, Last Action Hero and Kindergarden Cop. The Terminator series will live on although the first one sucks now. Total Recall was decent to me.

Originally posted by Cesaro
its that movie true lies, a ****ty action/comedy with arnold schwarzenegger, costarring tom arnold and cokehead douchebag jamie lee curtis(she's old and ugly and looks like a dude 95% of the time). you would think arnold would have learned his lesson after last action hero.

http://www.geocities.com/jamieleecurtis5/pictures/052.jpg[
http://www.geocities.com/jamieleecurtis5/pictures/063.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/jamieleecurtis5/pictures/071.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/jamieleecurtis5/pictures/064.jpg
http://www.2topstars.com/pictdir/actresses/gallery/jlcurtis/jlcurtis6.jpg

I'd hit it - not even in a pinch.

- J.

not me. if i didn't know who she was and somebody showed me a picture then told me she was a transvestite, i wouldn't argue about it. i don't think i'd argue if someone told me right now.

I have to agree with Bella, Sean Connery is a hottie, I also have a weak spot for Bruce Willis

Yeah! Bruce Willis is pretty good looking. I also find Nicholas Cage to be very sexy. I'm not sure what it is...

Money

Money doesn't make someone sexy.

Yes, yes it does.

HAHAHAH, yes it does.

bruce would be your average balding scumbag if he wasn't a celebrity.

definetly not money, but I agree with you on Nicolas Cage also... I think its the way they carry themselves

I bet it would make me look better to alot of girls.

Money can't buy love!

Kato, you're right. I like Nick's eyes.

money buys whatever it wants to.

Not for everyone.

I have terrible eyes. I hate my brown eyes, brown is so plain. I want green or blue.

I love big, brown eyes. Nothing can beat those.

My eyes are green.

it will as long as there is enough of it

Ryan, money isn't everyones priority.

my eyes are like blue/green. eyes dont matter a whole lot when you have a fat ugly face.

money is always everyones priority.

Funny, because money isn't my priority right now, nor is it an issue. But okay.

I have big brown eyes with long beautiful eyelashes. I enjoy looking at them in the mirror for hours on end.

maybe not right now, but soon it will be.

http://www3.cbc.ca/imagegallery/cbc50th/airfarce50th11.jpg

Money is not my priority. Dying is ahead of it and so are alot of things. Money can buy alot of things but, most likely including happiness, but I don't think it could by love. But it could buy me a Jaguar XJ220 and that's pretty damn close to love.

It can buy love, or at least lease it.

without money, you will never be happy.
you can have all the love in the world
but unless one of your loved ones is supplying
you with money, you will be miserable

that picture gman posted is about 990000x times too big.

I'll probably be poor and happy.

its not possible. middle class and happy is possible, but not likely.

Shut up with your negativity.

I'm pretty sure I will never be happy and it has nothing to do with money.

money is all that matters to me right now

It's not even the 1st and I already know that I'm gonna make at least 7k in January and I'm STILL in a bad mood.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Where the hell have I been??? This woman is HOT!!!!!!!

http://www.sexydesktops.com/Wallpapers/Reduced/S/Sofia_Vergara_0001_1024x768_Reduced.jpg

:)

I'm gonna add Jennifer Aniston to my list.

And if Hockeyfighter dosen't give up on his "I want to die" spiel, then I'm gonna puke. Pick yourself up off the damn floor and respect yourself.

Originally posted by Bella
I love big, brown eyes. Nothing can beat those.

My eyes are green.

:lovers:

Vida Guerra...in the pooper.

I have no idea what my eye color is.

you have hazel eyes.

I could live with hazel. I just hate my brown eyes.

Right hazel the color that looks like somebody threw-up.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I could live with hazel. I just hate my brown eyes.

Shush.

Salma Hayek always make me drool....I want to make sweet love to her ...

When did this thread get back on topic? I hate threads that do that.

No respect, no respect at all.

Originally posted by Nuno
Salma Hayek always make me drool....I want to make sweet love to her ...

I'd like to see that

**** tease.

I enjoy a good tease.

Yeah but at some point to many **** teases make you want to kill.

Originally posted by Bella
Salma Hayek always make me drool....I want to make sweet love to her ...

:?!: So, um you want to make sweet lesbian love to her? She does have beautiful big brown eyes.......

Originally posted by Bella
Money can't buy love!

sure money cant buy love, but it can buy happiness.

This may seem perverse, but i dont give a ****... Hillary Duff a year from now, at age 18, scrumtious.

images dont link..bah

agreed

I want to have sex with myself coz I know just how I like it.

Salma Hayek, Shakira, and Brooke Burke all 3 at the same time!!!!!

Now that is a dream!

Originally posted by Carlao
Salma Hayek, Shakira, and Brooke Burke all 3 at the same time!!!!!

Now that is a dream!

Isn't the question "If you could have sex with one person"

Originally posted by Bella
I'll probably be poor and happy.

Bella, you are a smart girl. We are by no means rich, but comfortable. I miss the days when we were poor. I had to be more creative and frugal. We also spent more time with one another because we couldn't afford anything else. I miss that.

I see girls each and every day that I would do in a cold minute. Some obvious ones that most guys would say, but I also have a strange attraction to girls that aren't completely conventional in every way. They are still girls mind you, but if I point them out to other girls, they seem to cringe and say "Eeew".

I couldn't point out one in particualr girl that I would say is number one on the list of girls I want to hit, it would be unfair to so many to miss out on such a prestigious listing...

This whole money can't buy happiness arguement is driving me crazy.

When I was 19, I made 40k, which wasn't huge money, but at 19, I was happy as a pig in ****.
Now, I am 27 and on slightly more money (I had to work like a bastard for the money at 19, not so much now) but have way more outgoings and considerations so it seems like I have way less.
90% of all my disagreements and fights are caused by lack of funds...hence, if I had more money, I would fight 90% less. Money probably can't buy happiness, but it makes it way easier for happiness to be attained.

Originally posted by seldomTap
This whole money can't buy happiness arguement is driving me crazy.

When I was 19, I made 40k, which wasn't huge money, but at 19, I was happy as a pig in ****.
Now, I am 27 and on slightly more money (I had to work like a bastard for the money at 19, not so much now) but have way more outgoings and considerations so it seems like I have way less.
90% of all my disagreements and fights are caused by lack of funds...hence, if I had more money, I would fight 90% less. Money probably can't buy happiness, but it makes it way easier for happiness to be attained.

genius

Originally posted by seldomTap
This whole money can't buy happiness arguement is driving me crazy.

When I was 19, I made 40k, which wasn't huge money, but at 19, I was happy as a pig in ****.
Now, I am 27 and on slightly more money (I had to work like a bastard for the money at 19, not so much now) but have way more outgoings and considerations so it seems like I have way less.
90% of all my disagreements and fights are caused by lack of funds...hence, if I had more money, I would fight 90% less. Money probably can't buy happiness, but it makes it way easier for happiness to be attained.

There's a saying:

Money can't buy happiness but it makes being miserable a lot more interesting.

- J.

Originally posted by seldomTap
I couldn't point out one in particualr girl that I would say is number one on the list of girls I want to hit, it would be unfair to so many to miss out on such a prestigious listing...

I think most guys feel this way.

- J.

Is just virtually impossible to choose from one of this fine ladies. However if I had too it would be between Salma or Brooke.

Id have to go with Racheal Wiez. But Kate Winslet is a close second.
Now if I was rich enough, it could be possible to get those two fine ladies to double up on a guy like me.

I like Rachel Wiesz too, Salma is hot, but she's kind of whorish looking which also puts her at the top of my list.

Originally posted by madcrewmom
I miss the days when we were poor. I miss that.

no you don't, there is no way you can miss being poor. money eases suffering without a doubt.

i miss when i was growing up poor. i used to use the kitchen utensils for toys when i grew up cause we could barely afford food. it was cool cause, for some reason, you treasured every single little thing that was in your possession.

now i get **** i never woulda dreamed of having and i'm bored with em after about a day.

it's hard to explain but it's the truth.

Sometimes it seems like the more $ I make, the more jaded and unsatisfied I become so I seek out more absurd, exotic and dangerous ways to blow my loot.....**** I don't think my therapy is working.

if you really need a good way to spend it, give it to me. you will keep me out of jail and fund a young man's way to train in bjj. it would make you feel a lot better about yourself. $200 a month would be satisfactory. thanks.

where do I send it?

you should really send me money. it will benefit you and me.

And the rest of team loggins

Britney Spears butthole

Actually, this is the person i want to **** the most. Right up her ****in pooper

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3ce06b3127cce8080055c787c0000001610

Originally posted by Cesaro
if you really need a good way to spend it, give it to me. you will keep me out of jail and fund a young man's way to train in bjj. it would make you feel a lot better about yourself. $200 a month would be satisfactory. thanks.

but i would die laughing if i heard you got locked up. i would feel 10 times better about myself if i knew that i coulda prevented your sentencing too!!!

Good point, I was considering funding Cesaro, but how would that be funny?

because you'll get to see me get owned in a tournament on january 10th

ill have video of it that will be available for download

I bet you win.

you'll get even MORE owned if you don't have money for adequate training.
so once again, a broke cesaro is a better cesaro :)

Originally posted by Cesaro
because you'll get to see me get owned in a tournament on january 10th

ill have video of it that will be available for download

good luck! send me the vid when you got it and i'll get it up in our downloads section. that way everyone around the world can laugh at you!! right?

NO! ass***. wrong forum. i'm at work, you bastard!

- Dogg

Wushu, that's a nice ass. WHo is that?

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
good luck! send me the vid when you got it and i'll get it up in our downloads section. that way everyone around the world can laugh at you!! right?

word up. i'm going to try to record it myself but i might get leftbench to since he already has a capture card.

i'm doing gi and no gi so there will be atleast 2 matches of me getting murdered.

and purity, it costs like $80 to get in the tournament.

ttt

no, this does not make the OT more exciting.

http://www.cheesehead.com/fashion/graphics/llama.gif

mmmmmmm llama cheese.

a 3some with Charlize Theron and Alisha Klass

That girl from that movie "The girl next door"... I wanna toss that salad with some whip cream.

VIDA GUERRA!!

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Hx22tvag0goJ:www.bryanisfishing.com/vidag.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:yUomBQm1QggJ:www.photoceleb.net/Public/

http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/vida122003/3big.jpg

Could you find smaller pics, bro?

This is why cloning should be legal.
http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/vida122003/2big.jpg

This one may not be safe.
http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/vida122003/7big.jpg

http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/vida122003/6big.jpg

http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/vida122003/5big.jpg

Nice red X's, biatch. People from AFGA suck mad dick.

Red x's Nuno...

eiko koike

Really. I see the pics just fine. Here's the link. This ***** is hot!!!!

http://www.fhmus.com/girls/covergirls/254/Default.asp?area=&id=254&page=1

She's on my desktop....

Actually, this is the person i want to **** the most. Right up her ****in pooper

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3ce06b3127cce8080055c787c0000001610

damn who is that???

Bette Midler...mmmm...so much glamour for my supersexual body...

One time on Sunday I was on an all day drinking binge when on my way home I doubled over in pain because an unstoppable urge to **** had taken over me. Despite my best efforts, a big log shot out of my ass and fell out my pant leg on my next door neighbors welcome mat inside of the high rising building I used to live in. I'm pretty sure they know it was me. I heard them complaining about it when they cleaned it up. That was a bad one too, even though it was in log form, it was all squishy. Top that **** story.....if you can.....

One time on Sunday I was on an all day drinking binge when on my way home I doubled over in pain because an unstoppable urge to **** had taken over me. Despite my best efforts, a big log shot out of my ass and fell out my pant leg on my next door neighbors welcome mat inside of the high rising building I used to live in. I'm pretty sure they know it was me. I heard them complaining about it when they cleaned it up. That was a bad one too, even though it was in log form, it was all squishy. Top that **** story.....if you can.....

I think I can top that!! One time I was out a local club with a few of my friends..all of a sudden the stomach kicked in and I had to **** like nobodies business!! I ran to the bathroom in the club only to find that both stalls had no tissue paper and no doors! I asked my friend to stamp his hand and leave with me to find a store with a bathroom (at this point I am squeezing my cheeks so hard I think If i **** a diamond would have came out) We leave the club and goto the mcdees across the street only to find that it is closed!!! then I ran top a little 24 hour deli and the guy told me he had no bathrooms!! at this point im basically crawling aroung on all 4's..after we left there I saw a dumpster on a sidestreet so I ran behind it where nobody could see me and started ****ting on the concrete!! my friend was laughing so hard i thought his head was going to explode..anyway he was wearing a wife beater under his shirt and was nice enough to sacrifice it for the sake of wiping my ass..then he ran back to the 24 hour store to buy me toilet paper. I felt so dirty that I actually took off my $40 silk underwear and tossed them in the dumpster even though nothing had gotten on them. I think I am still scared to this day!!

I think I can top that!! One time I was out a local club with a few of my friends..all of a sudden the stomach kicked in and I had to **** like nobodies business!! I ran to the bathroom in the club only to find that both stalls had no tissue paper and no doors! I asked my friend to stamp his hand and leave with me to find a store with a bathroom (at this point I am squeezing my cheeks so hard I think If i **** a diamond would have came out) We leave the club and goto the mcdees across the street only to find that it is closed!!! then I ran top a little 24 hour deli and the guy told me he had no bathrooms!! at this point im basically crawling aroung on all 4's..after we left there I saw a dumpster on a sidestreet so I ran behind it where nobody could see me and started ****ting on the concrete!! my friend was laughing so hard i thought his head was going to explode..anyway he was wearing a wife beater under his shirt and was nice enough to sacrifice it for the sake of wiping my ass..then he ran back to the 24 hour store to buy me toilet paper. I felt so dirty that I actually took off my $40 silk underwear and tossed them in the dumpster even though nothing had gotten on them. I think I am still scared to this day!!


I must admit, this made me LMAO, but more importantly it reminded of a similair situation I was involved in several years ago. I can't believe I forgot this gem: Once while driving to Santa Barbara, I had to **** super bad (I had the splatters) but there was no where to go except a crowded rest area. I ran into the bathroom but when I got there, there was a bunch of people waiting for the toilet stalls. I had run out of time and had no choice but to pull down my pants and **** in a urinal in front of everyone there. They looked at me kind of funny, so I took off my boxers and wiped my ass with them. Then I went home and never mentioned it again until today. Seems alot funnier in hindsight, at the time it was barely funny at all.

hhahaahahha, **** stories own

I was expecting a Cesaro **** story......

Lately my ****'s have been huge, I have no idea how I am able too **** them huge. They get caught up in the whole in the bottom of the toilet they are so big....

I would gladly eat Vida Guerra's ****, if it meant I could **** her in the ass doggystyle everyday for the rest of our lives. Damn it's nice!

Speaking of ****, Nickeboy and Blue are killing me with their stories. The **** in the urinal, in front of strangers has to be the best.

I have a habit of every time I meet someone new I have to take a dump at their place...kind of like marking territory.

I did one at this girls place that I had gone home with one night a couple of years ago...was pretty drunk, but coping. Got on the bowl and even though my gut had groaned a couple of times, I wasn't prepared for the substance that emitted itself from my ass at that time. Was a 2 flusher, consistency of chocolate custard and smelt like Satan's breath must smell...It took me a solid 20 minutes to off load it all and do the paperwork, I washed my hands and walked out the door with a satisfied smile...when I got back out, the chick was standing at the door just shaking her head saying "Go...go and never turn back." Even though I knew I wasn't getting any now, and that was kind of sad as she was a decent chick, I had a euphoric feeling of release that was hard to top...I smiled all the way home

I have a habit of every time I meet someone new I have to take a dump at their place...kind of like marking territory.

I did one at this girls place that I had gone home with one night a couple of years ago...was pretty drunk, but coping. Got on the bowl and even though my gut had groaned a couple of times, I wasn't prepared for the substance that emitted itself from my ass at that time. Was a 2 flusher, consistency of chocolate custard and smelt like Satan's breath must smell...It took me a solid 20 minutes to off load it all and do the paperwork, I washed my hands and walked out the door with a satisfied smile...when I got back out, the chick was standing at the door just shaking her head saying "Go...go and never turn back." Even though I knew I wasn't getting any now, and that was kind of sad as she was a decent chick, I had a euphoric feeling of release that was hard to top...I smiled all the way home

Winner!!!