in Hollis Queens
Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens
Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese
And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees
Decorate the house with lights at night
Snow's on the ground, snow white so bright
In the fireplace is the yule log
Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog
The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl's
But each and every year we bust Chrsitmas carrols



Rhymes so loud and prod you hear it
It's Christmas time and we got the spirit
Jack Frost chillin, the ?orchas out?
And that's what Christmas is all about
The time is now, the place is here
And the whole wide world is filled with cheer


My name's D.M.C. with the mic in my hand
And I'm chilling and coolin just like a snowman
So open your eyes, lend us an ear
We want to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

**** Christmas
**** people
**** school
**** presents
**** family
**** me

Santa:
ho ho ho, open up ya door,
I'm santa claus and guess what ya'll,
i got somethin' to show,
i came to bring some christmas spirit,
i got a big bag now guess whats in it,
some for the rich and some for the po',
so merry christmas and a ho ho ho.

Kid one:
Ho ho ho merry christmas my foot,
i'mma tell ya what santa really put,
under my so-called tree but in reality....looked like nothing but a decorated pole to me

Kid 2:
Man ...you talk about a tree... it makes me wonder cause i never had a tree to put anything under,
if i ever did luck up to get a tree,
there was never anything under it for me,

Santa:
Ya'll should be glad i didn't quit, cause i'm getting to old for this santa claus ****,
ya'll think i'm getting presents made for free,
i gotta pay them elves and aint nobody paying me,

Kid 1:
You big fat whale, you might as well quit cause i could name a hundred presents that i didn't get,
and if i did get a present it'd be a hand-me-down,

Kid 2:
yo i got this for christmas .......how does that sound

Kid 1:
It sounds good to me cause i'm about to freeze,
you wanna see somethin'......look at the bottom of these,
me and my brothers can't go out..... at the same time
cause a coats thats theirs is a coats thats mines

Santa:
Man i know one thing,
you'd better get off my neck,
and wait til you get your welfare check,
go down to the office and stand in the line,
better hurry up ...see... i got mine
Chorus-------------

Kid 2:
Thats why the presents keep getting mixed up,
cause year after year you keep ****ing up,
and now i know why cause you always drunk,
instead of GI Joe, you send me this junk

Kid 1:
That aint a GI Joe,
thats a GI Jerk,
wit a kung fu grip that don't even work,
so all i did was just put him away cause my GI Joe looked GI Gay,

Santa:
Well thats just great
GI Joe's gay what different does it make,
after all he's just a doll,
aint too much he can do,
if you ask me boy i aint too sure about you.

Kid 1:
Listen BoLo with your big fat suit,
next time say no... don't send no substitute,
cause i asked you for a beatbox and you know what i got,
Dougie Fresh.... you know that kid from down the block.

Dougie beatboxin'.............

Kid 2:
we must admit,
Dougie Fresh was good and made a perfect fit,
he's only real reason we weren't totally mad,
without Dougie ...yo' our christmas would have been really sad.

Kid 1 and 2:
Forget silent night,
and jingle bells,
and all those christmas rhymes,
cause nobody gives a **** about reindeer and about hard times,
......so just jingle , .............and jangle, and hang out wit the po' ,
..............and once you get your welfare check .......but reindeer by the score.
or ya'll can kiss my missle toe.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
**** Christmas
**** people
**** school
**** presents
**** family
**** me

****ing all those things wouldn't be any fun.....I'd rather:

Talk to people
Learn at school
Open the presents
Love my family
Hug you.

Merry Christmas HF:)

**** this thread

**** you all

**** that

Santa is a pervert...Who could say to a child: "Do you want my sweet??, if you give me a kiss, I'll give you my sweet"

BTW...Merry Christmas!!!

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
**** this thread

ditto...
Originally posted by madcrewmom
****ing all those things wouldn't be any fun.....I'd rather:

Talk to people
Learn at school
Open the presents
Love my family
Hug you.

Merry Christmas HF:)

No one ****ing hugs me. Ever

dammit

**** Christmas.

Bah humbug.

- J.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
No one ****ing hugs me. Ever

does holding count as huging? if not.... will you hold me close? close to your heart?

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
No one ****ing hugs me. Ever *HUGS*HUGS*HUGS*

I do!:)

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
does holding count as huging? if not.... will you hold me close? close to your heart?

Clinching before a beating != hugging.

- J.

Ever go for the underhooks when giving your girlfriend a hug?