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Tell me what i have missed in the last 45 days....

*Dream sequence music begins*

STFU n00b

I ate a koala bear and forsook strip bars. Pretty much.

He also **** himself at work.....

forsook??
is that legal to do to strippers?

who pooped on themself?


Tell me more gossip

Who is the midget kicking the bag in Doggs Av?

Yes, but not popular. One even called me and asked me to come in or she won't be able to afford a Christmas tree this year.

I did poop myself while you were gone, I thought I had to fart but was sadly mistaken.

do do

The Jake came out of the closit and is now living with an Albino man named Steve.....

and when they opened up the toilet seat they saw a parrot sitting on a turd saying "log roll over everybody dies"

I had to wait till everone left, then took a cab home. I had to tip extra, but that's ok, I'm used to that.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I had to tip extra, but that's ok, I'm used to that.

you pimp motha fuka

Originally posted by kaps
The Jake came out of the closit and is now living with an Albino man named Steve.....

Again?

Arju was really a petite red headed man. He posted pics of his ****'n'balls in a jar after he became a nullo.

Tis true.....

Originally posted by Bzob
Who is the midget kicking the bag in Doggs Av?

a lolly pop kid.

nobert long time no see

Hi Bzob...



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