aside from flat screens and pimp ****..... lets start with yesterday's fiasco: i got my 1st deal here at work on my 2nd ****ing day! BOOM, *****es! cold called.... signed contracts..... own3d. all in one day! on my first day, i was given the pep talk from the President and VP of Commercial Sales... "it'll atleast take you 3 months to get your 1st deal and a little longer to have them constantly flowing in. Don't get discouraged... lets work together and have fun.... after that it will all fall into place."

shiiiiiiiit. sold. how about that ****. **** 3 months.... i'm sellin now, c4nts. i'm bouts the mulla. i'm ready to make it with or withoutcha.

after that, i was praised up and down all around the office and via my cell phone by everyone in the company. its un-****ing-heard of. everyone is, still, today, blown away by this.



today's fiasco: beautiful women. there is an aisle right outside of my office window with nothing but women. its our customer service and invoicing depts. there is 10 of them. i'd say 7 outta the 10 are good-to-go. i just look over... and they are there. Anyways.... word gets around that I am into ultamite fighting. soo this chick (i forget her name) approaches me in the lobby as i am walking outside and says: "hey... are you the new guy?.... the one thats into ultamite fighting?"... i laughed and agreed. she says that she is into it too and watches it all the time.... weird, haha... coz then she tried talkin about it... and was stuck on stupid. shes like "yea... you know what was a good fight..... when that old guy beat that guy with the blonde hair from huntington beach". i just laughed and agreed, again. she is so hot, i didnt want to make her feel any stupider than she aleady looked. we started talking and i was telling her how much i love the sport and mentioned having some good fights on tape. she was like.... "well, why dont you come over sometime, i can cook you some dinner and we'll watch some fights". I got so excited i almost wet my pants. good ****. we exchanged numbers...... that ass is mine. its been too long.

thank you for listening. hopefully it encourages you to go out and work harder at work and getting the tang. as for me, it just comes easy. i am sorry..... i'm so fresh and so clean clean. it happens.

and yes, i have her number, and still dont know her name.

congrats :)

every chick at my work just looks at me all stupid when i mention mma

Nice work man. So what is it you do again?

I am getting my RE Agents license in January and working with the company I already work for.

Um, yay? Congrats?

Congrats on the sale, or whatever. You need to fill me in on what it is you do.

Pimps his cute ass in the ghettos of Huntington.

- J.

Dogg you have another customer. I charge a referal fee.

Jake will be over Friday and he takes it in the butt.

Pimpin pimpin....

Originally posted by ruffneck119
Dogg you have another customer. I charge a referal fee.

Jake will be over Friday and he takes it in the butt.

No.

- J.

Let's be honest here.

Mutha****as getting ready to clock some serious scrill up in dis piece. We aint **** but some legal gangsta's.

All times are GMT -8 hours. The time now is 07:33 PM.

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for those aksing what i do.... i switched this past week from a getting screwed over construction foreman for a cable company to a money making machine for a nationwide relocation (moving) company. i basically contact commercial businesses that are moving and/ or relocating anything and/ or everything, anytime, anywhere. my main target is the industrial portion of moves, such as rigging..... heavy machinery, etc... basically, anything weighing over 2k lbs. Of course I can hook up anything else outside of my territory... and in return.... make more money. after calling these companies, and getting approval to be one of the few to give them a price on their move, i'll close the deal. its actually kinda simple. i'll butter these dumb****, suckers up... give em a good price... and they buy. i collect a regular paycheck for comming inside the office, if i dont come in.. i dont get paid. as far as the sale goes.... i collect money on all commissions in my department. considering that it is only 2 of us... we have the potential to bank. this month... we got a little over 100k in my department, which is nothing less than 2 weeks old. i've only been at it for 3 days and the month just started.

i rule.

That's ill gansta Dogg. Keep dis pimp **** rolling and represent mofo.

I hate you.

Originally posted by Kamino
That's ill gansta Dogg. Keep dis pimp **** rolling and represent mofo.

ill gangsta BRO. how the **** you been?

update: hot, blonde hair, blue-eyed female's name is Kelly. not that any of you care, but either way... you're still own3d.

Good job make dat MONEEEEEY & get dat COOOTER!!!

http://www.cootersplace.com/photos/ben.jpg

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Good job make dat MONEEEEEY & get dat COOOTER!!!

yes, sir.


Originally posted by Zen420
http://www.cootersplace.com/photos/ben.jpg

no, dumbass.

Tony tell us the truth Adam brought home a guy huh?

his name is richard

yea. i brought home a guy. he was this young, ugly kid named Javier. He had braces. Hes mexican. he parts his hair down the middle to look smooth (i know.... typical gay guy). He lives out in Lancaster, so it is hard for us to communicate all time. When he finally came home with me..... i treated him like a dirty slut. i violated mouths, poop shoots, fingers...you name it... he loved it.

you caught me BRO. good work. you'll make detective soon!

Originally posted by Purity
his name is richard

wrong. javier.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
yea. i brought home a guy. he was this young, ugly kid named Javier. He had braces. Hes mexican. he parts his hair down the middle to look smooth (i know.... typical gay guy). He lives out in Lancaster, so it is hard for us to communicate all time. When he finally came home with me..... i treated him like a dirty slut. i violated mouths, poop shoots, fingers...you name it... he loved it.

you caught me BRO. good work. you'll make detective soon!

You can fantasize all you want but, for the last time I will never get with you Adam.

I hope javiers braces don't cut doggs wang.

Originally posted by Gman
I hope javiers braces don't cut doggs wang.



hahahahahhaha. SAHAEHTRJ!!!1

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
ill gangsta BRO. how the **** you been?
****ing swell yo. Physical training and ****. Hows training?