Which Global member WON'T make it through the holidays??

Who is most likely to top themselves in a drugged or drunken mess?

Who longs for the feeling of warm nylon rope cutting off thier air supply??

Who has a fetish for sharp things and veins??

As Xmas traditionally brings a ****e in the suicide rates world wide, I am thinking that at least one of us here is due to end it all.

I think that Cesaro and Hockeyfighter are the prime suspects...but that is to obvious...there has to be someone else...someone more guarded, slightly darker than them (not Ensanity, I meant dark of mood)...

Chris Chaos strikes me as ready to swan dive every now and then??

****, with my luck I will die right after I open my gift of the Pride superpack without ever getting to watch any of them.

i can't die over christmas holidays, i have to get embarrassed on january 10th. after that i may consider adding a bullet to my diet.

You guys are like two little rays of sunshine that break up a cloudy day...

For some reason I always think I am going to die on my drive home on holidays. Perhaps it's my insanely wreckless driving os prehaps a sense of my fate that has yet to pass.

yea yea yea
u know who's back up in this mutha ****a???

Wha wha what??????

so blaze the weed up there

blaze it up

blaze that **** up *****!!! YEA

cesaro is gonna whooop some hiney on jan. 10 kenny loggins style

You are going to own too Lefty. I'm the only one who is not representin'. I'll do my best to kick some ass on the ice at Christmas.

yes. thats going on the kenny loggins highlight video

maybe me?

Creed by choking on turkey round 2.

I don't believe so....Creed appears to be a seasoned turkey eater and would have no issues...

I htink Gman by drunken naked hypothermia is a better bet

No way am I buying the farm before I get laid.

I'd like to smack ya'll upside the head. It's nothing to joke about. Bad boys!

Die........no wait that is my wish

I like ham at Christmas

I was lucky to surive a turkey bone for Tnxgiving that caused me to choke like a chicken behind a women's restroom..hahahaha pwn by turkey bone.I think i can make it tru x-mas but i dont know about new years!!Houston get too wild, i think Hockey fighter needs a red neon thong that should take that misery, because he can finally see he looks hot and the jerkingoff to his reflection will take that anxiety away!Cesaro don't kill yourself if you look hot!
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this can be fixed

I would never kill myself I am just an angry young man who hates the world he lives in

http://www.blesstheday.com/categories/spiritual/rainbows-after-rain/rainbows-and-rain.jpg

Happy Chris
Happy Chris

*raises his hand*

put your damn hand down

Suck my balls Mr. Garison

lol

Originally posted by madcrewmom
I'd like to smack ya'll upside the head. It's nothing to joke about. Bad boys!

your right, I am sorry

i'm not sorry because i'm not joking

Werd

Originally posted by Creed
your right, I am sorry

*hugs* to Creed....loves ya big boy!!:)

I think it would be funny.

Originally posted by Creed
maybe me?

I'm flying alot this year. Also, I'm going to SF to party with some friends that party WAAAY too hard and I'm out of hard partying shape. I could see myself drowning in a pool of my own vomit.

Originally posted by TANG GOD(human race)
I was lucky to surive a turkey bone for Tnxgiving that caused me to choke like a chicken behind a women's restroom..hahahaha pwn by turkey bone.I think i can make it tru x-mas but i dont know about new years!!Houston get too wild, i think Hockey fighter needs a red neon thong that should take that misery, because he can finally see he looks hot and the jerkingoff to his reflection will take that anxiety away!Cesaro don't kill yourself if you look hot!
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HAHAHAHA

TURKEYBOWNED!!!1