View Full Version : Luke, your sister again


Tanner Rhoden
11-30-2003, 03:23 PM
LukeDothSucketh: Clearly this isnt Luke
TannerBJJ: did I ever tell you the time that Luke and I went skinny dipping together?
LukeDothSucketh: Yeah actually.
LukeDothSucketh: i Heard it was Hot.
LukeDothSucketh: he said Hed tap that
LukeDothSucketh: or Maybe he already did...
TannerBJJ: yes, my ****'s been pushed in
LukeDothSucketh: Lovely.
TannerBJJ: you're 16, eh
LukeDothSucketh: So clearly aside From being a child molestor your Also a stalker
TannerBJJ: I wish you wouldn't wear your hair like that. It's a turn off
LukeDothSucketh: how am I wearing it?
TannerBJJ: I have a 9 inch penis......Around
LukeDothSucketh: lol.
TannerBJJ: have you ever seen a grown man naked?
LukeDothSucketh: yeah i Was with your dad Last night
TannerBJJ: what a man whore....I've learned everything I know from him
LukeDothSucketh: except that One difference you know...Daddy told me the Little secret. the Part that makes you Not such a "grown" man...
TannerBJJ: sooooo, you wearing panties?
TannerBJJ: oh, I'll show it to you
TannerBJJ: don;t even think I won't
LukeDothSucketh: allright Lets see her.
TannerBJJ: you serious? I think your brother would kill me
TannerBJJ: kill me with his huge **** in my tight ass
LukeDothSucketh: i Think the guy Im seeing would Kill you before my brother would.
LukeDothSucketh: Yup thats luke Styles.
TannerBJJ: oh no....they guy you're seeing......it's sending goose bumps up and down my spine.....in a sexual way
LukeDothSucketh: lol.
LukeDothSucketh: are You getting no Action or what
TannerBJJ: only by fingering my *******....I can fit 4 fingers in now
LukeDothSucketh: Oh stop...please...your rilly Turning me on....
TannerBJJ: yeah, are you moist?
TannerBJJ: are your juices flowing?
TannerBJJ: are you touching yourself?
LukeDothSucketh: like the amazon.
TannerBJJ: arr you getting excited?
TannerBJJ: I'm sitting on a broom handle right now
LukeDothSucketh: lol.
LukeDothSucketh: your a Headcase.
TannerBJJ: you have no idea
LukeDothSucketh: how Old are you.
TannerBJJ: old enough to go out and screw transvestites in their ass and steal their money to buy heroin to inject into my **** hole
LukeDothSucketh: lol i Like you better When you talk half Decently.
TannerBJJ: ever seen a grown man naked?
TannerBJJ: I'm gonna show this conversation to about 3,000 people....trying to make it funny
TannerBJJ: you're not as fun as last time
TannerBJJ: "wtf are you"
"****ing beast"

that was classic
TannerBJJ: I'm 23
LukeDothSucketh: why the Hell are you Showing it to People?
TannerBJJ: showing what to people?
TannerBJJ: my penis?
LukeDothSucketh: the Conversation.
LukeDothSucketh: as Tempting as that is...No.
LukeDothSucketh: the Convo.
TannerBJJ: why do you keep signing on as your brother?
LukeDothSucketh: i Dont. im Doing homework On his coz mine Is ****ed.
LukeDothSucketh: how Do you know Luke if your 23
LukeDothSucketh: he Leaves his AOL and his Msn on all The time.
TannerBJJ: I'm trying to teach him the ways of the sexually corrupt and insane
LukeDothSucketh: lol. how Do you know him
TannerBJJ: Met him at an all age's gay club/parrade. We had the same leather, assless chaps on. I smacked his first then he smacked mine. We topped the evening off with a nice enema.
LukeDothSucketh: im Not going to give in and Say something equally as Stupid back until you tell me 1) How you know Luke, if you do
2) Why you said Your showing this conversation to people
TannerBJJ: next time I see him I';m going to try to bring in a circus midget and some monkey's
LukeDothSucketh: How do you Know Lukey
TannerBJJ: hot or not....I had my picture up and he emailed me saying how much he wanted to violate my insides
LukeDothSucketh: would it Kill you to tell me The real answer?
TannerBJJ: yes, I've been sworn to protect the truth from those who should not know it.
TannerBJJ: I'm pretty quick on my feet, eh?
LukeDothSucketh: and I fit into that category how..?
LukeDothSucketh: Shame your Not as quick in bed
TannerBJJ: quick in bed = bad
LukeDothSucketh: thats Not true.
TannerBJJ: ...
LukeDothSucketh: how Do you know my brother freak?
TannerBJJ: you're 16...call me in 10 years
TannerBJJ: yes, your brother is a freak
LukeDothSucketh: that was Terrible, how Do you know Him
TannerBJJ: do I really need to make up another story?
LukeDothSucketh: tell Me.
TannerBJJ: ever seen a grown man naked?
LukeDothSucketh: why Do you keep saying that
TannerBJJ: have you?
LukeDothSucketh: ive Already answered you. You answer me, ill Answer you.
TannerBJJ: wait, if you've already answered me ("yes, with your father last night") why should I give you an answer to get the exact same answer you've already given me?
TannerBJJ: ever seen a grown man naked?
LukeDothSucketh: Define grown
LukeDothSucketh: there that was a Different one...now tell Me how you Know my brother.
TannerBJJ: no, you answered me with a question
LukeDothSucketh: you Must have Been rilly unpopular as A child.
LukeDothSucketh: your Not 23.
TannerBJJ: You're not the sharpest knife in the kitchen are you?
TannerBJJ: The Brightest Star in the sky?
LukeDothSucketh: how Do you figure- what Have i said to Make you question my intelligence? Youve just been Running your Mouth off about a Bunch of ****ed up Sexual shyte.
TannerBJJ: ****ed up sexual stuff? I'm sorry that me and your brothers way of life doesn't meet your standards...or, isn't PC for you.
LukeDothSucketh: Ok im out.
TannerBJJ: wait
TannerBJJ: I'll be real for a second
TannerBJJ: honestly
TannerBJJ: please tell me you look like Luke with a wig on.....oh man.....that would really turn me on
LukeDothSucketh: Bye *******
TannerBJJ: ever seen a grown man naked?

Tanner Rhoden
11-30-2003, 03:25 PM
LukeDothSucketh: theres No way that the guy In that picture is You
TannerBJJ: I promise you it is....I'm just a crazy ****
TannerBJJ: http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3db00b3127cce8838bc0212d20000001610

LukeDothSucketh: well Its a real waste that a Guy that hot Has such a ****ed menal instability.
TannerBJJ: isn't hurting my chances with any ladies thus far
LukeDothSucketh: well Its too bad your So good looking....clearly its been a Lot of sex and nothing of You opening your Mouth and actually talking. Coz then it would
LukeDothSucketh: and Your eyes are Green idiot.
TannerBJJ: hazel
LukeDothSucketh: Green
TannerBJJ: hazel
LukeDothSucketh: Their ****ing green.
TannerBJJ: hazel
LukeDothSucketh: Kill yourself.
TannerBJJ: hazel
LukeDothSucketh: im Going to ask You one more time...how do You know Luke
TannerBJJ: hazel
LukeDothSucketh: K im blocking you
LukeDothSucketh: then Deleting AOL
TannerBJJ: hazel
LukeDothSucketh: and then Blocking it on my Firewall so that luke Cant download it again
TannerBJJ: hazel

Damien
11-30-2003, 03:27 PM
ahhaahahahahahaahaa luke's sister sounds cool I want to meet her.

HockeyFighter
11-30-2003, 03:31 PM
LukeDothSucketh: well Its a real waste that a Guy that hot Has such a ****ed menal instability.
HAHAHAAHAAHAHAAH
She called Tanner hot
HAHAHAHHAHA

Damien
11-30-2003, 03:33 PM
i'd hit tanner

The Ensanity
11-30-2003, 03:34 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Tanner Rhoden
11-30-2003, 03:38 PM
LukeDothSucketh: its been...interesting.
TannerBJJ: go dodgers
LukeDothSucketh: you Just ruined it.
TannerBJJ: oh, I didn't ruin it before that?
LukeDothSucketh: nope
TannerBJJ: hazel
TannerBJJ: Rickson by armbar
LukeDothSucketh: what?
TannerBJJ: if you don't stop harassing me I'm going to block you
LukeDothSucketh: Oh big loss.
TannerBJJ: hey, watch it. I'm serious....I don't appreciate all the filthy, potty talk that you've been displaying throughout this entire conversation
TannerBJJ: all of your sexual innuendo's aren't appreciated either
LukeDothSucketh: You live for it
TannerBJJ: Excuse me? OK, that's it. You've crossed my comfortable boundary, little lady. I'm gonna tell your brother on you. This is unacceptable behavior. I hope you can sleep at night.
LukeDothSucketh: lol.
LukeDothSucketh: aw Your so Cute.
TannerBJJ: what is your name? I want your name....give me your name
LukeDothSucketh: Who doesnt.
TannerBJJ: Who doesn't? Excuse me? Do I detect sarcasm here? Are you a comedian? Are you on Saturday night live? Are you playing an audience? I don;t find it funny.
LukeDothSucketh: i Guess im just a ****y "little lady"
TannerBJJ: ****y and arrogant are much different than ignorant
TannerBJJ: I hate you

Tanner Rhoden
11-30-2003, 03:39 PM
LukeDothSucketh: i Liked that. that was a Cute touch.
LukeDothSucketh: I liked you better When you were dirty. as compared to Hostile
LukeDothSucketh: make Love to me You and Your american penis
TannerBJJ: cute touch? what, is this a petting zoo? Are there farm animals around? Do I look like a goat?
TannerBJJ: what what what?!?!?!??!?!?!
TannerBJJ: ok, that crossed the line
LukeDothSucketh: but Baby you promised
TannerBJJ: ok, but I only go through the backdoor

Tanner Rhoden
11-30-2003, 03:41 PM
LukeDothSucketh: no Last time that rubbed me Raw
TannerBJJ: ok, you're getting boring and I got stuff to do today. Time to milk to pig and feed the midget
TannerBJJ: tell Luke his favorite gay american said he's naked and waiting.
TannerBJJ: bye

Damien
11-30-2003, 03:42 PM
this is gold post more

Tanner Rhoden
11-30-2003, 03:45 PM
LukeDothSucketh: Do you LIKE THAT 33% WARNING
LukeDothSucketh: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT HO
TannerBJJ: well, since I'm using AOL and not AIM.....it doesn't matter, genius
LukeDothSucketh signed off at 3:47 PM

Tom
11-30-2003, 03:49 PM
luke's sister is getting a workout today..

Damien
11-30-2003, 03:50 PM
Dragnnzero: hi is my lukey there?
LukeDothSucketh: lol
LukeDothSucketh: are You american
Dragnnzero: yes
LukeDothSucketh: how Do you know luke
Dragnnzero: we met in the womens clothing department
LukeDothSucketh: Oh your the Same ****ing guy
LukeDothSucketh: get Out of here
Dragnnzero: huh?
LukeDothSucketh signed off at 12:46:41 PM

Tanner Rhoden
11-30-2003, 03:59 PM
Yeah, Tom hit her up earlier too.

HockeyFighter
11-30-2003, 04:12 PM
I am so getting in on this next time. Not with the gay angle though. I'm going to be a gangsta.

Damien
11-30-2003, 04:13 PM
next time she comes on aim i'm gonna show her my ****.

HockeyFighter
11-30-2003, 04:18 PM
HAHAHHAHHAHA

Damien
11-30-2003, 04:22 PM
i bet she asks to see it again

HockeyFighter
11-30-2003, 04:31 PM
I need to show her a pic of ensanity and say it is me

Damien
11-30-2003, 04:42 PM
hhahahahahahahha somehow i think that wouldn't work for you.

nance
11-30-2003, 04:56 PM
No wonder Tanner doesn't talk to me....I'm boring. :(

Tom
11-30-2003, 06:01 PM
I wasn't even trying to mess with her. I was listening to a rod stewart song- have i told you lately...and i sent like a verse of the song and she writes back. **** off...so i was like this isn't luke right? SHe was like nope, then it just went from there.

The Jake
11-30-2003, 07:55 PM
Luke is on my AIM list as of now.

Good times for all.

- J.

Bella
12-01-2003, 12:58 AM
Ditto.

Zen
12-01-2003, 01:04 AM
If harassing a 16 year old girl was cool, Tanner would be the Fonz. But it's not, and all you bandwagon jumpers are as pathetic as him....

The Jake
12-01-2003, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by madcrewmom
No wonder Tanner doesn't talk to me....I'm boring. :(

If you want him to send you naked pictures of himself why don't you just come on out and ask?

- J.

HockeyFighter
12-01-2003, 01:07 AM
Of course it's cool. Now leave us.

The Jake
12-01-2003, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by Zen420
If harassing a 16 year old girl was cool, Tanner would be the Fonz. But it's not, and all you bandwagon jumpers are as pathetic as him....

Yes. I am pathetic.

But it is extremely funny.

- J.

Zen
12-01-2003, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Of course it's cool. Now leave us.

Kill yourself, you're girlfriend dumped you. She's probably out having a good time smoking some serious pole right now.

The Jake
12-01-2003, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by Zen420
If harassing a 16 year old girl was cool, Tanner would be the Fonz. But it's not, and all you bandwagon jumpers are as pathetic as him....

So I take it you've added Luke to your AIM list as well?

- J.

HockeyFighter
12-01-2003, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by Zen420
Kill yourself, you're girlfriend dumped you. She's probably out having a good time smoking some serious pole right now.
What would you know about anything. Go smoke some more pot.

Zen
12-01-2003, 01:13 AM
I haven't used AIM in months, noone likes me, I'm just upset that Tanner is talking to Luke's sister instead of me.

Zen
12-01-2003, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
What would you know about anything. Go smoke some more pot.

I don't know much about anything. But I do know that you whine like a pathetic little ***** everyday about how miserable your life is and instead of getting off your ass and doing something about it, you IM Cesaro so you can wallow in your misery like 2 lazy pigs in a puddle of ****. Now excuse me while I spark this blunt.

The Jake
12-01-2003, 01:26 AM
Originally posted by Zen420
I haven't used AIM in months, noone likes me, I'm just upset that Tanner is talking to Luke's sister instead of me.

Maybe if you IM nude pics of yourself to him, he'll get the hint?

- J.

HockeyFighter
12-01-2003, 01:27 AM
I don't know much about anything. But I do know that you whine like a pathetic little ***** everyday about how miserable your life is and instead of getting off your ass and doing something about it, you IM Cesaro so you can wallow in your misery like 2 lazy pigs in a puddle of ****. Now excuse me while I spark this blunt.
And yet I am still far superior to you in every way.

Zen
12-01-2003, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
And yet I am still far superior to you in every way.

Every meaning one. You're a better hockey player. But being the 3rd string goalie on Saskatoon States club team hardly qualifies as good.

HockeyFighter
12-01-2003, 01:36 AM
Naw, I meant everything.

Damien
12-01-2003, 01:37 AM
i like taquitos

Zen
12-01-2003, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Naw, I meant everything.

Debate- To engage in argument by discussing opposing points.

Ignorance is the curse of God, Knowledge the wing wherewith we fly to heaven. --Shak.

Please support your argument with one valid opposing point. Cause I've got a sixshooter of knowledge ready to blast six shots of ownage into your thick ****ing skull.

ruffneck119
12-01-2003, 03:57 PM
Dude you have to bust out with some forced cyber sex.

Tom
12-01-2003, 04:45 PM
Debate- Why only a select few of women do anal? Please, let's begin.

Leather
12-01-2003, 04:52 PM
Semen XVII: Semen in Anal Land....

Tom
12-01-2003, 04:55 PM
sounds like there is a pretty interesting plot in that movie, Spaniard.

Leather
12-01-2003, 04:59 PM
yes Tom, in this movie Semen has to find the Golden Anus and has to sodomize it, then he'll see that the Golden Anus is the true villain Grinded Uterus....

GeNeRaL
12-01-2003, 04:59 PM
completely out of left field....

"TannerBJJ: Rickson by armbar"

lmfao :lol1:

Leather
12-01-2003, 05:01 PM
*spoilers* BTW...Grinded Uterus is the rapist in Semen VI: The case of the Reaped Puppet...

Fallout
12-01-2003, 05:03 PM
Where is Luke?

Leather
12-01-2003, 05:04 PM
In Anal Land...

Squezze
12-01-2003, 05:17 PM
This thread is great.

Tom
12-01-2003, 05:19 PM
Spaniard, please enlighten us with more anal videos...

Tanner Rhoden
12-01-2003, 05:34 PM
Zen turned into Capt. Bitter all the sudden.

LukeDothSucketh
12-01-2003, 05:39 PM
Oh God...

ruffneck119
12-01-2003, 05:56 PM
Do some role playing next time. Be a gorilla and throw your **** at her.

Tanner Rhoden
12-01-2003, 07:36 PM
She IM'd me a little while ago. I acted like I was my dad.

Tanner Rhoden
12-01-2003, 07:50 PM
TannerBJJ: TannerBJJ: hazel
LukeDothSucketh: Green
TannerBJJ: hazel
LukeDothSucketh: Their ****ing green.
TannerBJJ: hazel
LukeDothSucketh: Kill yourself.
TannerBJJ: hazel
LukeDothSucketh: im Going to ask You one more time...how do You know Luke
TannerBJJ: hazel
LukeDothSucketh: K im blocking you
LukeDothSucketh: then Deleting AOL
TannerBJJ: hazel
LukeDothSucketh: and then Blocking it on my Firewall so that luke Cant download it again
TannerBJJ: hazel
LukeDothSucketh: oh Ha ha your ****ing Hilarious
LukeDothSucketh: are You seriously pathetic enough And that unwanted by Both men and women that you Must constantly paste a conversation we had like 2 days ago?
TannerBJJ: hahahaha...now THAT is funny
TannerBJJ: no, I told you I showed the conversation to a few thousand people. I'm copy and pasting it from that thread
LukeDothSucketh: you Keep a thread to paste Conversations that display strangers hatred For you?
LukeDothSucketh: that Must get you Laid 24/7
TannerBJJ: it made people laugh....that's why I did it
TannerBJJ: do you know what a thread is?
TannerBJJ: if so, tell me
TannerBJJ: hello?
LukeDothSucketh: i Dont have to tell You anything.But just to Make you cry like a little School girl coz i Know- a thread is A part of a website for Like chat forums.
LukeDothSucketh: now Go **** yourself
TannerBJJ: are you bleeding right now?
TannerBJJ: excuse me...are you bleeding right now?
LukeDothSucketh: my Dads going to hunt You down like an animal
TannerBJJ: so, you told daddy on me?
LukeDothSucketh: Yes
TannerBJJ: haha
LukeDothSucketh: Die
TannerBJJ: hi dad
TannerBJJ: well, it's time for me to go and milk the pig and feed the turtle

Tanner Rhoden
12-01-2003, 07:53 PM
LukeDothSucketh: is There any way that You could somehow carry out That manevour where The pig kicks you In the face and You suffer from severe bleeding and then Die
TannerBJJ: You wouldn't want me in a coma?
LukeDothSucketh: Clearly i do
LukeDothSucketh: now go away
TannerBJJ: I'm trying to....stop sending me IM's
TannerBJJ: stalker

Zen
12-01-2003, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Zen turned into Capt. Bitter all the sudden.

I have a daughter. If someone older was ****ing with her like that when she was 16 I'd sew there ******* shut and keep feedin' em and feedin' em and feedin' em. Then I'd put their nuts up on a dresser and bang them ****s with a ****ed ****ing bat and ****. Nothing personal, I still think you're sexy as hell and want to spoon you.

Tha Playa
12-01-2003, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by Zen420
I have a daughter. If someone older was ****ing with her like that when she was 16 I'd sew there ******* shut and keep feedin' em and feedin' em and feedin' em. Then I'd put their nuts up on a dresser and bang them ****s with a ****ed ****ing bat and ****. Nothing personal, I still think you're sexy as hell and want to spoon you.
What about stabbing with the rusty screwdriver?

Zen
12-01-2003, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by prime cut
What about stabbing with the rusty screwdriver?

That too. And I'd tie some rope around their dick and throw em out a 12th story window out this mother ****er.
It's the M E T H O D man.

LukeDothSucketh
12-02-2003, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Zen420
That too. And I'd tie some rope around their dick and throw em out a 12th story window out this mother ****er.
It's the M E T H O D man.

Hahaha, good song.

Bluecifer
12-02-2003, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by Damien
i'd hit tanner

HockeyFighter
12-02-2003, 04:55 PM
Talking like that to young girls is fun