Sit on my ass and play ps2. It's hard work but somebodies got to do it. OOOOOOOOOOOSDJ So bored.

Why don't you get off your ass and go do something?
Maybe you'll meet someone and stop being so ****ing miserable.

Trucks in the body shop and I don't feel like walking the 43 miles to do anything cool. Beside I just finished all my projects and I should get a break.

Yeah, what was it you guys hit again?

We hit a deer. The my step moms brother hit a deer the other day. Then on the way to the air port my step moms sister hit a deer.

Dead deer=3 pwned!!!!!!11111

Did you keep the deer? They are really good eating

Yeah we kept it and I don't eat deer or moose or any crap that people go hunting for.

Well, a pick up truck sure beats a shotgun

Creed start training. Next time I see you I'll choke you out. You better be ready.

A break? At least sit back, relax, and have a few drinks.

I'm going to shave off all my bodyhair then rub myself with oil and banana peels.

Originally posted by Gman
Yeah we kept it and I don't eat deer or moose or any crap that people go hunting for.

psh, deer jerky is yummy...

work out gman

All I can do is shadow boxing. Got no ride.

Originally posted by Bella
Why don't you get off your ass and go do something?
Maybe you'll meet someone and stop being so ****ing miserable.
I'm going to assume this advice was meant for me and respond to it as such. I'm a fat loser and I have no money and peak no interest in women. My last girlfriend left me to be with a guy that cheated on her two weeks later.....doesn't say much about me if I rank below him. I rarely smile and laugh even less. I dread waking up everyday as it signals new found misery and horribleness that I never thought possible before. Most people avoid being around me or talking to me because all I do is bring them down. Kaps is the only person that has been able to put up with me for more than a few months on a daily basis. Others message me occasionally but it never lasts more than a few sentances. I hate my life but am too lazy and dejected to change anything.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I'm going to assume this advice was meant for me and respond to it as such. I'm a fat loser and I have no money and peak no interest in women. My last girlfriend left me to be with a guy that cheated on her two weeks later.....doesn't say much about me if I rank below him. I rarely smile and laugh even less. I dread waking up everyday as it signals new found misery and horribleness that I never thought possible before. Most people avoid being around me or talking to me because all I do is bring them down. Kaps is the only person that has been able to put up with me for more than a few months on a daily basis. Others message me occasionally but it never lasts more than a few sentances. I hate my life but am too lazy and dejected to change anything.


Satan loves you.

you forgot a ***** named cesaro but otherwise good post

keep up the good work

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Others message me occasionally but it never lasts more than a few sentances..


psh! i talk to u more than that!

Naw man, I didn't forget about you. You are the only person I talk to all the time but you are like me in your hatred of life therefore we are brothers.

I'm a smart guy and can talk about anything on the planet in some detail. You would think I would get women with my intelligence but this is a non factor due to the fact that I would acually have to talk to girls before they realized I am smart. Even then they wold most likely I am some kind of nerd/dork/loser/stalker that was just trying to impress them in order to get into their pants. Even though this would be truthful I would resent the fact that I was being judged and then dream about raping the ***** and or killer all her friends. I kinda got off track here but who gives a **** what I think anyway, most people ignore me in real life and I assume the same goes for around here.

Wow I was going to do nothing this weekend and now I'm thinking about running a promotion.

You gotta rely on your strengths more Hockey.

Chicks dig guys who are *******s and not afraid to snub them, dont open doors for them, **** them in the ass and blast them in the eye and **** their best friend the second they give you attitude about it. Don't be afraid to slap them around either if they get out of line and I guarantee you they will come back for more.

As a friend of mine once said "Little islands of happiness... in a sea of bitterness...."

- J.

I need to be an *******.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I need to be an *******.

Damn straight.

Don't be afraid to beat a guy up infront of his woman either.

Women naturally gravitate towards strength and power so it is only natural that whilst they might initially despite you, it's only because you have proven your superiority to their current love.

That feeling will pass momentarily when they realise they are with a complete *****.

- J.