WUZ up ppl i'am a very happy peice of worthy **** let me know who you are and why are you all so sexy and bad:cool:

This guy's great

WHO me,by great you mean sexy or just plain sick peice of happy ****?
BTW hows the turkey coming?
Mine is ready for tonight as well as the tequila.
you post here too!!

I'm not sexy, certainly not bad.....but I am very miserable and hate my life. If you post more you will constantly hear me ***** about this.

http://www.traditionalmartialarts.com/images/tang.gif

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I'm not sexy, certainly not bad.....but I am very miserable and hate my life. If you post more you will constantly hear me ***** about this.

You and Cesaro must of been sperated at birth

http://www.lacey-teen-model.com/series/023.jpg HERE MY MISERABLE PAL..SOME U.G.I.L.F PICS(UNDER AGE GIRLS I'D LIKE TO ****)

Originally posted by Creed
You and Cesaro must of been sperated at birth
HEY MR.Snr.Mod are you sexy and bad or miserable?

Originally posted by TANG GOD(human race)
HEY MR.Snr.Mod are you sexy and bad or miserable?

a little from column A, a little from Column B

Spontaneous!!
BTW your av is great, like mine, Metallica' ex member Jason.

Me, Ceasro and Lefty were all seperated at birth. It was probably for the best. I think the universe would have collapsed with the combined loserness of all three of us in close proxcimity.

Like when a balloon loses air? That kind of collapse?


hmmmmmm, wonder what kind of sound that would make?

Welcome to Global

Nice intro.... sup dude what made you stray from IL?

i talk reckless... i really want the coke and the money but i'll settle for your necklace

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Me, Ceasro and Lefty were all seperated at birth. It was probably for the best. I think the universe would have collapsed with the combined loserness of all three of us in close proxcimity.

Posers! You and Lefty are riding Cesaro's self pity coat tales......

hi. i am midget hear me roar.

Originally posted by kaps
Posers! You and Lefty are riding Cesaro's self pity coat tales......
no

Yes...

Originally posted by ruffneck119
Nice intro.... sup dude what made you stray from IL?
WTF pirate in the hizause!!
I.L i still post there but ****ing ppl and the asylum drives me nuts.
BTW WTF is this some kind of sherdog/I.L reunion here?
either way nice to see you Internet sex offender.:cool:

Sherdog? IL?

Originally posted by momita
Like when a balloon loses air? That kind of collapse?


hmmmmmm, wonder what kind of sound that would make?
Wow i hope you where not refering to me:lovers:
Well one thing about i am all sinse of humor:)
BTW your a M.I.L.F:baby:

Originally posted by kaps
Yes...
no, and I win because you left.

Originally posted by LeftBench
i talk reckless... i really want the coke and the money but i'll settle for your necklace Wow wasss up:cool:
by necklace you mean a chain leash:crazy2:

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
hi. i am midget hear me roar.
I hear more of a meow:cool:

Originally posted by kaps
Sherdog? IL?
thanks great amn. for welcoming me here:cool:
BTW sherdog?I.L?

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Me, Ceasro and Lefty were all seperated at birth. It was probably for the best. I think the universe would have collapsed with the combined loserness of all three of us in close proxcimity.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
LOL, I was replying to the above.............. hahahaha



M.I.L.F.? Is that a bad or good thing? Or should I ask.......

I really suck at abbreviations.........


M= Member? Mad?

I = is? Idiot?

L= lady? Loopy? Lucky?

F= fart? Fruit? Fickle? Frumpy?



sheesh, :cuss: haha

Originally posted by momita
Like when a balloon loses air? That kind of collapse?


hmmmmmm, wonder what kind of sound that would make?
Naw, more like a black hole type of collapse. The gavitational pull of our loserness would destroy all matter within a 60 mile radius.

BTW, I know what MILF means but I'm not gonna be the one that tells you

OMG, it's that bad??? Oh sheesh............

MOTHER I'D LIKE TO ****

You too? Sheep? I thought only Spaniard liked sheep?

*re reading thread, missed something I think*


LOL

were you going to finish the sentence???

hello?

* hears echo *

Buwhahahahah!!! Momita, get out your gun!!!! Call your son!!! Answer your phone!!!

uh oh..................

phones ringing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


sheesh

OMG, OMG OMG OMG




wow, thank you, I think.................:devil


*sad that pic is 4 yrs old* :cuss:

Originally posted by momita
OMG, OMG OMG OMG




wow, thank you, I think.................:devil


*sad that pic is 4 yrs old* :cuss:

Shall I call him??? :devil

Hell no!


It's not very often old ladies get a compliment.


*feels very milfy at the moment* :devil

Originally posted by momita
Hell no!


It's not very often old ladies get a compliment.


*feels very milfy at the moment* :devil

*feeling jealous"

Originally posted by madcrewmom
*feeling jealous"


*gloats* :fu:

Originally posted by momita
*gloats* :fu:


BIOTCH!!!

Originally posted by madcrewmom
BIOTCH!!!


*vagina face*:devil

Originally posted by momita
*vagina face*:devil

*leaves room to get something*

Originally posted by madcrewmom
*leaves room to get something*



*sneaks a look into your computer window to see what you're up to*

*while thinking of another nasty name*

*sneaks back into room and catches Momita*

AHA, I got one..............


:devil *hemmoroid licker* :devil

*just remembered we hijacked Tangs thread*

Originally posted by momita
*just remembered we hijacked Tangs thread*

I know, I'm having sooooo much fun!!

:devil *Pulls out weapon of choice*

We're busted!!! Tang is here!



oh sheesh...............

*runs around trying to clean up the place*

Originally posted by madcrewmom
:devil *Pulls out weapon of choice*


OMG, I thought you were a woman...................:cuss:

Originally posted by momita
We're busted!!! Tang is here!



oh sheesh...............

*runs around trying to clean up the place*

UHOH!!! *grab this Momita and hide it*

Originally posted by madcrewmom
UHOH!!! *grab this Momita and hide it*


Hell no, Iain't touching that, it's not real..............:lol1:

Uhm, Momita?? It's getting a bit crowded in here.........

Originally posted by madcrewmom
Uhm, Momita?? It's getting a bit crowded in here.........


*looks around quickly & sheepishly*

Originally posted by momita
OMG, I thought you were a woman...................:cuss:

I am a woman!!

*picks up mess and backs out quietly* Uhmmm Momita, let's get outta here......

Originally posted by madcrewmom
I am a woman!!


then how did you get a weapon??? Huh? Just tell me that smarty pants............

where were we anyway?

Originally posted by momita
then how did you get a weapon??? Huh? Just tell me that smarty pants............

Let's discuss this outside....NOW!!!

*aw hell, just when I was having fun*


*trudges out pissed*

Originally posted by momita
*re reading thread, missed something I think*


LOL
Hey you very funky mom:)
Yes M.I.L.F means (mom i'd like to ****)
But how the hell do one feel milfy?unless you feel like humping another MILF :crazy2: J/K:)

Originally posted by TANG GOD(human race)
Hey you very funky mom:)
Yes M.I.L.F means (mom i'd like to ****)
But how the hell do one feel milfy?unless you feel like humping another MILF :crazy2: J/K:)


Nope, not into that............ LOL, sorry about hijacking your thread..............


funky, yea, I like that..... hahaha

LOL, I looked all over trying to find out what that meant, sheesh, madcrew told me, then I peed my pants laughing...............

*pulls Momita out of the room*

*pulls out the depends she went to get earlier*

So you really are raising 8 kids?
no B.S woman.

Originally posted by momita
LOL, I looked all over trying to find out what that meant, sheesh, madcrew told me, then I peed my pants laughing...............
i was hoping you would say farted out of pressure:lol1:
so you never seen american pie?

Originally posted by TANG GOD(human race)
i was hoping you would say farted out of pressure:lol1:
so you never seen american pie? :lol1: :lol2: :lol3:

Originally posted by TANG GOD(human race)
i was hoping you would say farted out of pressure:lol1:
so you never seen american pie?

LOL, nope never saw it, but now am thinking about it.......


My raising kids days are almost done! I now have 1- 17 yr old at home who will be leaving to follow his brother maybe in MMA....

Originally posted by momita
LOL, nope never saw it, but now am thinking about it.......


My raising kids days are almost done! I now have 1- 17 yr old at home who will be leaving to follow his brother maybe in MMA....
Wow there is a lot stuff i dont know about you all, Wow a MILF mom with kids who have for the sport brings a tear in my eyes.
Whats your child's name that fights?
BTW madcrewmom i hope i dont piss you off i just want to bring a smile in your face:noangel:

Originally posted by TANG GOD(human race)
Wow there is a lot stuff i dont know about you all, Wow a MILF mom with kids who have for the sport brings a tear in my eyes.
Whats your child's name that fights?
BTW madcrewmom i hope i dont piss you off i just want to bring a smile in your face:noangel:


You're not pissing me off....just having some fun tonight. Momita and I are good friends in the real world....sometimes....right gf?:)

can i piss you off and turn you on kind of like S&M.J/K
do you train in mma?or have kids?

She is Jeremy Jacksons Mother

Her and MadCrewMom are the offical parents of globalmma

Jermy Jackson WTF milf mom?WOW
so who is whos mom?i'am a bit confused out of exictment.

I'm not reading all of this

you're lazy

I just got off work. Too tired to read. I need one of those jobs where you get days off when every one else does..... On second thought, that would suck being around people all the time.

you had to work on Thanksgiving that sucks. Did you get to eat before you went in?

yeah moma took care of me this morning. I got time and a half so that was worth it. Plus I didn't have to visit the inlaws

Originally posted by TANG GOD(human race)
I hear more of a meow:cool:

ok.

Originally posted by TANG GOD(human race)
Jermy Jackson WTF milf mom?WOW
so who is whos mom?i'am a bit confused out of exictment.

D13.

Haha, remember when Curly explained to MCM what teabaggin was? I do.....

Originally posted by TANG GOD(human race)
Jermy Jackson WTF milf mom?WOW
so who is whos mom?i'am a bit confused out of exictment.

LOL...we don't mean to confuse you. Momita is JJ's mom. I have known JJ since he way yay high to a grasshopper. My kids are a little bit younger than Momita's......

I am the mom of three kids whose initials are M. A. D.......hence my screen name. A is into martial arts and has a black belt along with her Daddy and D has a blue belt. This is in TKD with mixed ma involved. My hubby is wanting to open his own school and has taken the KravMaga Instructor Training course in L.A. I like kickboxing, but don't seem to have time for it.

Momita brought me here to the wonderfull community of Global and we both got to meet some of the guys on here and loved getting that chance. We both hope to get to do it again......

Got it all now?? We've turned this place into a soap opera...LOL

Originally posted by kaps
Haha, remember when Curly explained to MCM what teabaggin was? I do.....

Haha...there are some things I would like to forget....*red face*

Originally posted by kaps
Haha, remember when Curly explained to MCM what teabaggin was? I do.....

There are some moments that will live forever

hahahaha

Welcome, Tang God.

Yes, Welcome TangGod, Jeremy (Scorpion) is my middle son! No BS, I raised 8 wonderful kids. 5 of which I actually gave birth to, the other 3 girls game with a package deal, I couldn't refuse, haha, I love them just the same.

Brady Bunch I guess you'd say........ :)


Thank you for letting us be naughty on your welcome thread.....


*thinking of being naughty more often* LOL

Wow i wish i can be in your lovely family...3 daughters..please elaborate!!
So when is Jeremy fighting again?
He needs a little more bjj on him.His striking is very good.
I hope he can catch up on his subs so he can finally get Nick Dias.
Bella are you a chic?or a guy who looks hot in drag like Tanner?J/K

Tanner in drag? Do you have pictures?

Jeremy just fought last week in Hawaii and won by submission. He's fighting Thomas Denny next in December.

Bella is a "chick"...not sure how she would look dressed up like a guy.

Originally posted by Bella
Tanner in drag? Do you have pictures?

http://www.abescelebrityanimations.com/abeanimations/tannerdragqueen.jpg

Now, that's a hot lil body.

HAHAHAHHA Bella does that turn you on?
hows spankgiving..i mean thanksgiving last night?

I was always fond of the pic of Tanner licking his toes.

Thanksgiving was lovely, thanks. Did you eat alot?

Hi Tang God!!!...welcome!

Eat hahahhaha..i ate like a horse, to bad i had no dessert, stores were sold out of bakery goods.
I was turned on from his pic of him licking his finger.
Do you train in mma or just lounge around here stalking Tanner like i'am.

Originally posted by Bella
I was always fond of the pic of Tanner licking his toes.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d611b3127cce8dd925436dc80000001610

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d611b3127cce8dda87c18cff0000001610

damn thats hot.

No, I don't train, but I've been thinking about it more lately. There's not much around here where I live, so that's always been a problem.

For now, I just lounge around here and stalk unsuspecting victims.

God dam it Tanner...Are you taking some *** joga classes?
In hopes of you reaching nirvana by self pleasuring sucky sucky.

Originally posted by Bella
No, I don't train, but I've been thinking about it more lately. There's not much around here where I live, so that's always been a problem.

For now, I just lounge around here and stalk unsuspecting victims.
Tennese, wow so you're a cowgirl?
from Nashville?Have you ever been to TX?
So how did you know about mma?

Originally posted by TANG GOD(human race)
God dam it Tanner...Are you taking some *** joga classes?
In hopes of you reaching nirvana by self pleasuring sucky sucky.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3da34b3127cce960efb1004860000001610

Originally posted by TANG GOD(human race)
Tennese, wow so you're a cowgirl?
from Nashville?Have you ever been to TX?
So how did you know about mma?

Yes, I live in Tennessee and no I'm not a cowgirl. I'm probably the farthest thing from a cowgirl.
I've never been to Texas.
Honestly, I don't know all that much about MMA, but I learn something new everyday.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3da34b3127cce960efb1004860000001610

<3

wow Tanner, you are really limber.............. or is that someone else's leg your holding up?

That's all me

HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
Keep trying harder....maybe next time hopely you poke your eyeball out.And i dont mean by your toes.

I think you mean "hopefully"

Originally posted by Bella
Yes, I live in Tennessee and no I'm not a cowgirl. I'm probably the farthest thing from a cowgirl.
I've never been to Texas.
Honestly, I don't know all that much about MMA, but I learn something new everyday.
Cools:cool:
Hey is that your left hand on your right shoulder?
very artistic.What else are you into?

Originally posted by Bella
I think you mean "hopefully"
yes, but i have very exotic grammer, and get picked on alot by that,*sad face*

Originally posted by TANG GOD(human race)
Cools:cool:
Hey is that your left hand on your right shoulder?
very artistic.What else are you into?

Yeah, I know. I rule.
Yes, that is my left hand on my right shoulder.

Umm, what else am I into? MMORPGs, music, concerts, stuff like that.

hi! this thread is great!

no.

Tanner also likes to pick noses, but I don't have any pictures of that.

Are you from TX Tang? I lived there for a few years. My eldest was born there.

His own or others'?

MMORPGs, music, concerts cool!!!
Whats mmorpg's?
Music humm....yes music is my ears vibating my soul.
Concert..cool you like good stuff, i hope you know how to cook because i can.

Originally posted by madcrewmom
Tanner also likes to pick noses, but I don't have any pictures of that.

Are you from TX Tang? I lived there for a few years. My eldest was born there.
Which part of TX you vixen mother:)

Originally posted by TANG GOD(human race)
MMORPGs, music, concerts cool!!!
Whats mmorpg's?
Music humm....yes music is my ears vibating my soul.
Concert..cool you like good stuff, i hope you know how to cook because i can.

Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Games

Who's your favorite band?

nerd

This thread is severly lacking in me...............











I have nothing to say




















That is all

Glad to see you contributing, Chris.

I'm from Texas too, was born in Lubbock at Reese Air Force base. I have relatives in Amarillo, Abilene, Hereford, Pampa, Fort Worth, sheesh, all over I guess!

My dad played againt the Rangers.....that is all

Originally posted by Bella
His own or others'?

Others'....just ask my daughters

Originally posted by TANG GOD(human race)
Which part of TX you vixen mother:)

D/FW area......

**** hot ass texas!

Originally posted by kaps
**** hot ass texas!

I don't know kaps, it's a mighty big state, might take you forever to even attempt .............& sheesh, you'd need a really big condom.......... :devil

Originally posted by momita
I don't know kaps, it's a mighty big state, might take you forever to even attempt .............& sheesh, you'd need a really big condom.......... :devil

A really strong one too Momita.....Texans are tough.....:lol1: :lol2: :lol3:

Originally posted by Bella
Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Games

Who's your favorite band?
WOW you are a nerd but a cool one:)
Which games you play on line?
Iron Maiden best band ever.
Other close choices:
Metallica,Nirvana,slipknot,ACDC,Brujeria,Mega death,foo fighters,Gun-n-roses,Areosmith too many, and whos yours?

"I am the man who walks alone,
and when im walking a dark road
at night or strolling through the park

Fear of the dark. Fear of the dark.
I have constant fear that somthings always there."

Up the Irons.

Originally posted by TANG GOD(human race)
WOW you are a nerd but a cool one:)
Which games you play on line?
Iron Maiden best band ever.
Other close choices:
Metallica,Nirvana,slipknot,ACDC,Brujeria,Mega death,foo fighters,Gun-n-roses,Areosmith too many, and whos yours?

A cool nerd. You got that right.

Right now I'm playing Asheron's Call 2. I'm waiting on World of Warcraft.

Some of my favorites are: Our Lady Peace, Danzig, Misfits, Audioslave, Incubus, etc.
I like all types of music. I don't discriminate.

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100's

I don't smoke. Nasty habit.

Yes smoking sucks, i only smoke 3 times a week.
I do it only when i drink!!
Bella what other forum you post at?

Originally posted by madcrewmom
A really strong one too Momita.....Texans are tough.....:lol1: :lol2: :lol3:
Hhahahah!
Hey that was pretty gay:lol2:

I post here and that's about it.
I've posted a few times on IL.
I post at another forum, but it's for the online game I play. The allegiance I'm in has their own site. Okay, going into super geek mode.

Originally posted by Bella
I post here and that's about it.
I've posted a few times on IL.
I post at another forum, but it's for the online game I play. The allegiance I'm in has their own site. Okay, going into super geek mode.

Yeah, you never posted at sherdog, did you?

No, I didn't.

There were good times at sherdog back in the day.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
There were good times at sherdog back in the day.

A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away....

- J.

I dont believe you.....

Originally posted by kaps
I dont believe you.....

The spring and summer of 2002 were great. Just before and just after the switch to vbulliten

No....

Originally posted by Bella
I post here and that's about it.
I've posted a few times on IL.
I post at another forum, but it's for the online game I play. The allegiance I'm in has their own site. Okay, going into super geek mode.
wow babe i will e-hurt you!!!
because you're so nerdy and sexy!!
how did you came to this thread!!
either way dont fart..HHHAHAHAHA:crazy2:
only if you want to:cool:

what is the longest thread?!!

On here? The hatred thread, over 400 hundred pages but I have my settings on 20 posts per page, so its probably bigger for you....