I'm depressed.






























































































that I'm not ****ing your momma

compare my life to yours. you will be happy.

My cat hates me.

I think I winning the battle of who the biggest loser

gman- lame thread
cesaro- thank you. i feel better.
queen- your cat's ugly

I told her she was ugly. I think that's why she's so bitter..

pretty soon the snow will be worse and you will be even more confined and hindrenced. feel better?

I need a new animal, I'm tired of the sheeps....Iguana, Could you let me your cat to a nice sodomy???....

yes i could.

i think it would make you both a bit happier.

i have an unknown disease where i have been coughing and wheezing for the past 3 months. its like respiratory aids. i expect to die any day now, but its not happening.

i don't work, but i spam of course. i can't get ahold of the guy to get the new IPs to the computers in china. i haven't seen him in weeks. i cannot connect to them to run my spammers.

i have to go to court on december 3 and i have no money to pay the fines.

i have no money to get a lawyer. the court appointed lawyer is a $50 app fee and you still have to pay for him when you're found guilty, which i will be without a doubt. **** that.

i'm entering a bjj tournament on january 10 where i expect to receive a thorough and properly administered beating. i'm atleast 234 pounds over the weight class i want to compete in. so what have i chosen to do about this? what any unintelligent weight cutter would do. eat 7 slices of pizza sunday night. eat 10 tacos last night. wash it all down with vanilla coke. i will continue to consume high calorie beverages and fatty foods until january 10th where i will then be in the super heavyweight division(215+) which i will dread. i'm already in the heavyweight (191-215) and i'm hating that. i want in middleweight.

i'm 18 years old and i consider my cat one of my best friends.

i've driven about 600 miles with the "maintenance required" light on in my car. i'm too lazy to check oil and transmission fluid.

i haven't been to bjj but a few times this month and will only get to go a few times next month because he will be closed down for christmas just like he is with thanksgiving this week.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I told her she was ugly. I think that's why she's so bitter..

no you're just a horrible petowner and are now experiencing the wrath of a mistreated feline. what kinda petowner lets their cat light itself on fire!!

Cesaro ****ing rules, that's all.

if that isn't making you feel better about your own life then you may need to seek therapy.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
yes i could.

i think it would make you both a bit happier.


Ok then send me it...

I did not set her on fire! She set herself on fire by getting too close to a candle..What kind of cat makes a mistake like that???

Originally posted by Purity
what kinda petowner lets their cat light itself on fire!!

keyword: LETS

a stupid cat makes that kinda mistake. a neglectful petowner doesn't prevent it.

http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10095000/10095219.jpg

Originally posted by Purity
keyword: LETS

a stupid cat makes that kinda mistake. a neglectful petowner doesn't prevent it.

PWNED!!!

That happened to our cat the other day although thankfully Arju caught it intime.

- J.

i have to admit though....it was pretty ****in funny seeing that charred *****

Poor Kitty.....

http://canadausaspayandneuter.homestead.com/files/animals_bad_kitty.jpg

Hahahahaha

Gman if you wanna see something funny, check out Shootoking's homepage in my thread.

- J.