Went Down Lloyds TSB in city centre and was sitting down when Jonathan Edwards walks out from the back offices, was promoting something!!

No1 seemed to realise who he was and my mate shouted out, its Colin Edwards!! haha

So like a true soldier i say nah its the legendary Jonathan Edwards and he turns around and whilst smiling points his index finger, like he was gesturing your the main man son!!

It was packed full & only 2 brown guys realised who he was, he must have got a hard on, there and then, im tellin ya!!

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I saw that ginger welsh bloke who ran the 4x100 in the olympics at a petrol station once. Can't remember the cunts name now but he's proper ginge in real life.

I saw Malvada at the Trafford Centre*.









*By Malvada i mean Mandy Dingle.

lol i saw daniella westbrook in hmv and started having a chat with her she was really kool.

I saw Malvada at the Trafford Centre*.









*By Malvada i mean Mandy Dingle.

who's Mandy Dingle..I


I looked up a pic.. I seriously hope you don't think I look like that.. if you do you need to look at my pics lil more closely :)

who's Mandy Dingle..I


I looked up a pic.. I seriously hope you don't think I look like that.. if you do you need to look at my pics lil more closely :)

:rofl: i was only joking, i did see Mandy Dingle at the trafford centre though :luvbed:.

:rofl: i was only joking, i did see Mandy Dingle at the trafford centre though :luvbed:.

who is she..like a girl from a soap opera? what is trafford centre?

who is she..like a girl from a soap opera? what is trafford centre?

Aye, she's basically a useless, good for nothing heffer :lol1:.

The Trafford Centre is a really big shopping centre.

Aye, she's basically a useless, good for nothing heffer :lol1:.

The Trafford Centre is a really big shopping centre.

I ought to beat you down for comparing me to a woman you think is a "useless good for nothing heffer" lol :p

who's Mandy Dingle..I


I looked up a pic.. I seriously hope you don't think I look like that.. if you do you need to look at my pics lil more closely :)

You've got nothing on dingle love.

Aye, she's basically a useless, good for nothing heffer :lol1:.

The Trafford Centre is a really big shopping centre.

Trafford Centre is big. I saw Lucy Pinder in there onnce, I tried to penetrate her but she wasn't having anything of it.

Slag.

She's a ****tease and the thing is that if you shag her, without her consent, you're the one that will go down for rape.

The World's gone mad.

My cousin is a lad off Hollyoaks.