Yeah, I played a slayer song before I went to sleep, and suddenly there was this dead girl on the roof and I thought "thats odd".

She started speaking in a long forgotten Scandinavian tongue and there were snakes and spiders exiting her vagina. I did what a man would do - I fell asleep.

This morning I woke up with my penis missing and blood on the wall, but I think she's gone so I'm happy. Maybe she went next door?

- m

Was it the girl next door??

- J.

No. This ghost had well developed breasts and muff hair.

Originally posted by Magic Man
No. This ghost had well developed breasts and muff hair.

MMMmmmk. You sure your penis is gone?
Have you tried the microscope?

- J.

Who do you think you are? Hojack?

Not happy Jan :mad:

Since I have your attention, did you kill Seldom?

- J.

Sorry, but people here in Australia (ie. not gay like in Amerikkka) dont work on Sundays.

Lol - I know that. Just havent seen him lately.

- J.

Do you think he'll get custody of the home computer and modem when he moves out?

- J.

what do you mean?

Isn't he gonna ditch his woman and move out?

- J.

I have no idea, but from what I can gather he should be called SeldomHappy instead.

Poor bastard.

I hope he gets out soon.

- J.

yeah man, from what I hear, its like they're already married

I remember one time he told me about her eating all the kababs that he made for dinner, and he was like "wheres mine?" and she was like "I thought they were all for me..." and he was thinking happy thoughts.

Originally posted by Magic Man
yeah man, from what I hear, its like they're already married

I remember one time he told me about her eating all the kababs that he made for dinner, and he was like "wheres mine?" and she was like "I thought they were all for me..." and he was thinking happy thoughts.

I remember that story.

That woman has gone out of her way to break his warrior spirit.

He was offhandedly *****ing about her when I was contemplating breaking up with my ex many moons ago. Here I am today, he's still with the same miserable ***** and she's still sucking the life out of him.

I can see a point if a relationship is struggling and trying to work through it if you think it's worthwhile but he is flogging a dead horse with that relationship and he needs to get out. Buying that house was ****ing stupid and I told him as such too. I can only hope he profits from the encounter and moves the **** out before he's too old to get laid.

- J.

She must be some dynamite *****. I mean dy-na-mite.

It must be so dynamite that the walls peel, the mountains crumble, the sky rains down fire and the ground trembles.

Or, maybe its true love.

Originally posted by Magic Man
She must be some dynamite *****. I mean dy-na-mite.

It must be so dynamite that the walls peel, the mountains crumble, the sky rains down fire and the ground trembles.

Or, maybe its true love.

Or maybe he's uncomfortable with change?

- J.

I think he should start looking for another tree to swing to.

In more ways than one.

Is he happy where's working now at least?

- J.

I don't think so, also, his car is ****ed...

...0/3 ain't bad.

TTT for Seldom.

- J.

Go **** yourselves you two...thank you for displaying the soap opera that is my life to the greater community...yes, my job sucks, my car is ****ed and my gf went from being a nightmare to just plain painful long ago...but you forgot to mention my testicular cancer that I fear is getting bigger and the constant head aches I have from sitting in front of this PC all day...also my dire financial situation...come on fellas. lift your games!

Originally posted by seldomTap
Go **** yourselves you two...thank you for displaying the soap opera that is my life to the greater community...yes, my job sucks, my car is ****ed and my gf went from being a nightmare to just plain painful long ago...but you forgot to mention my testicular cancer that I fear is getting bigger and the constant head aches I have from sitting in front of this PC all day...also my dire financial situation...come on fellas. lift your games!

Sorry mate. He started it.

We just worry about you.

At least I didn't tell anyone she cheated on you.

- J.

hahahaahaha...**** off!

Originally posted by seldomTap
Go **** yourselves you two...thank you for displaying the soap opera that is my life to the greater community...yes, my job sucks, my car is ****ed and my gf went from being a nightmare to just plain painful long ago...but you forgot to mention my testicular cancer that I fear is getting bigger and the constant head aches I have from sitting in front of this PC all day...also my dire financial situation...come on fellas. lift your games!

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Seldom, seriously mate, fi your g/f is that much of a headache, start looking around for buyers of the house so you can shift the mortgage to them, ditch the ***** and travel with a duffel bag and two pairs of clothing - like Kain from Kung Fu.

I love being single. I can live like the pig that I am no one complains about my substandard morals.

Originally posted by Magic Man
Seldom, seriously mate, fi your g/f is that much of a headache, start looking around for buyers of the house so you can shift the mortgage to them, ditch the ***** and travel with a duffel bag and two pairs of clothing - like Kain from Kung Fu.


Kain rocks.

Be like Kain.

- J.

Originally posted by Creed
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I a kidding Creed...my cancer has subsided of late.

And Magic is right, I should walk the earth...I already have a big floppy hat

Magic man with dubs: :<

Dammit I can't make it here.