Why do I want to **** nerdy chicks. I'm trying to get his **** from one and I could do way better.

I figured you wanted to **** anything that looks female and has a pulse man. ****, I didn't realise you were being fussy.

- J.

Yeah I don't know. Somtimes it seems like to much work and then I go and see whats on the tv.

You are not alone Gman...there is a woman on my train who has the total package...tidy body, innocent looking face, glasses...but I would give my left nut to deflower her ass

Originally posted by seldomTap
You are not alone Gman...there is a woman on my train who has the total package...tidy body, innocent looking face, glasses...but I would give my left nut to deflower her ass

The sensitive caring type.

- J.

me in a nutshell

Yeah chicks with glasses are hot.

Originally posted by Gman
Yeah chicks with glasses are hot.

Only if they come in a tight little package.

I love it when Arju wears her glasses. It just does it for me.

- J.

Damn woman and thier ways of making me happy in the pants.

Originally posted by Gman
I'm trying to get his **** from one and I could do way better.

You are trying to get his ****?

WTF Gman?

I don't know. Because it's easy.

This is ridiculous.

gman, you gotta come stay with me for a week or two. I'll send you back to Canada with a PHD in attracting women and a slight substance abuse problem.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
This is ridiculous.

gman, you gotta come stay with me for a week or two. I'll send you back to Canada with a PHD in attracting women and a slight substance abuse problem.

Slight?

Yes, I wouldn't let you get full blown.

No I'm poor.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Yes, I wouldn't let you get full blown.

Yeah, because then he would be sending picture of himself in a Rickson Gracie Gi to see if he could become there offical gi model. Or he might be posting pictures of his **** on-line

Originally posted by Creed
Yeah, because then he would be sending picture of himself in a Rickson Gracie Gi to see if he could become there offical gi model. Or he might be posting pictures of his **** on-line

What the **** does anything you just said have to do with gman and a slight substance abuse problem?

Creed, you're hopeless. You're going to die a virgin. The only way you're going to get laid is by slipping some **** in a chicks drink.

I'm inviting gman. He actually seems like he's got a great chance of getting laid sometime soon. I'm happy for him. It's like watching your son hit a homerun in the championship game. Sure, I don't have any children that I'm aware of................but, I gurantee it would feel how I imagine it.

Creed, your attempt at being funny was a waste.............just as your whole existence on this earth is one too. Your father wasted perfectly good sperm in his attempt to create the son of his dreams. You're not what they were expecting....but, hey.............at least you can hook them up at Wendys.

gman I would have fun with. I could take him out to bars and **** and we WOULD pick up on girls. Creed, I would take you to a bar.....you would vanish after ten minutes.............then, days later, I would find you at a library posting on global........you god damn ****ing worthless waste of human flesh.

So whats your game plan on sexifying GMan to appeal to non nerdy chicks?

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
So whats your game plan on sexifying GMan to appeal to non nerdy chicks?

Swingers - "You're so money and you don't even know it"

He's got the skills.......just isn't sure what to do with them. I guarantee that if I got him out of Canada and with me for a week or two I WOULD get him laid. Sure, it may not be the woman of his dreams............but, he's getting laid........that's for sure.

well cant deny that. put in just a little effort in today's bar and your pretty much money.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
well cant deny that. put in just a little effort in today's bar and your pretty much money.

Yeah, you would think so. I guess the bars in Canada are different.

Okay?

Originally posted by Gman
Okay?

Does that mean you want to come to FL and stay with me?

No I don't have the money.

Then what does "Okay?" mean?

It means I freak out about how you want me to **** some chick in Florida

Originally posted by Gman
It means I freak out about how you want me to **** some chick in Florida

Not just a chick in FL......ANY CHICK ANY****INGWHERE.

'Sept the fat chicks and the 'tards in wheelchairs that twitch and drool all over the ****ing place... cuz they don't need no ****'n love'n!!!

Okay arn't you moving to Cali?

No, I'm not moving back to CA. I was just there for over two months......not moving back.