Who is your signature referring to?

- J.

It is a Frank Drebbin quote from the Naked Gun. I couldn't think up something that funny myself

Originally posted by seldomTap
It is a Frank Drebbin quote from the Naked Gun. I couldn't think up something that funny myself


Hahahaha oh no....

reminds me of that line from National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon. Goes something like:

"Sarge, I think my wife is cheating on me. We haven't had sex in two years, and I got a six month old daughter."
"Herb, Herb - you're getting to suspicious! This job wil do that to ya!"

- J.

"I'm boiling a roast...how hot and wet do you like it?"

"Very hot...and awfully wet"

Rugby world cup finals yyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Classy shows!


Whats the Leslie Neilson film set in space where he's some secret agent? Was watching bits of that on cable the other day - **** he cracks me up.

One day he'll be in a retirement home in a wheelchair, killing old people with laughter.

- J.

Frank Drebin: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Originally posted by Gman
Rugby world cup finals yyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

My tip...australia by 9

Jane Spencer: I've heard police work is dangerous.
Frank Drebin: It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
Jane Spencer: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
Frank Drebin: I used to have that problem.
Jane Spencer: What did you do about it?
Frank Drebin: I just think about baseball.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Frank Drebin: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Goodyear?

No, it was the worst

Frank Drebin: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

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Frank Drebin: Well... We shot a lot of people together. It's been great. But today I retire, so if I do any shooting now, it'll have to be within the confines of my own home. Hopefully, an intruder and not an in-law, like at my bachelor party.

- J.