Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
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I'm a virgin......I'm taking out a cute chick from work tomorrow night and you never know.

Yesterday I trimmed my pubes and almost sniped off my dong.

That is all.



Give him tips to get the cooter!!!

WHEN THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD IT LIKE THIS
SMOKE SOMETHIN DRINK SOMETHIN GET RIPPED
AND MAKE THE GIRLS AT THE PARTI JUST STRIP

I wish I had such sound advice as a strapping young lad.... *Sob*

- J.

advice? ok, on yer date tomorrow:

have fun
don't get in fights

Whip it out only if she ask or does it herself

Don't expect it on the first date buddy. Just be yourself.

Expect what? What the **** is going on here, Jesus.


I'm not as pathetic as I used to be... well I mean I'm still a virgin but... wait, yes I am as pathetic as I used to be.