Alright people, we got a new member so I figure we should take some time and introduce ourselves to make her feel welcome.

My real name is Chris. I'm 20 years old and am a 3rd year Geography major at the University of Lethbridge. I have no life but I enjoy hockey and know more about it then most people will forget in their lifetimes. I also have a large collection of hockey cards. The dryer in my house just broke down so I am currentlyair drying my clothes on my bed and with a makeshift clothes line I have rigged up in my room. I also seem to have somekind of super immune system and only get sick like once every 4 years. And that is more then you ever wanted to know about me but writing it helped me put off working on homework for another 2 minutes.

*edit
Yes, I should have mentioned my location. I live in Lethbridge, Alberta where I go to school and go home to Estevan, Saskatchewan for holidays and the summer.

I am Blake - im 22. I live in Long Beach CA. and i am a histoy major there. had 3 midterms this week. And a 10 page paper that is due friday that i have not started on.

I am waiting for my girl to call. we are gonna make love.

lmao, awesome.....ur avatar is from Slapshot right? an old friend of mine made me watch that movie like 100 times w/him lol

oh yea btw....im Shelbie...im 19, live in TN and am in college...majoring in Interior Design. Anything to get me out of this terrible excuse for a state....*cries*

Originally posted by The Golden Bear
I am Blake - im 22. I live in Long Beach CA. and i am a histoy major there. had 3 midterms this week. And a 10 page paper that is due friday that i have not started on.

I am waiting for my girl to call. we are gonna make love.


3 mid terms??? bless ur heart...im bout ready for finals ;)
argh, dont mention sex, its been too long...

My name is Jarrod. 25 years old. I working in Network Abuse on the swing shift and have a piss easy job. I migrated from Australia to America to live with my wife Arjukanpokarate about six months ago.

In my spare time, I'm trying to focus on game design and programming but I'm having probs with sleeping and concentrating at the moment. So I basically work, weight train, go to sleep.

- J.

HI, I'm Nancy and I'm a mom of three kids M~A~D are their initials, hence my s/n. I love to sew, post, and redesign my house all the time....just wish I could finish all my started projects.
Welcome to our corner of the insane cyber world.:cool:

Hi I'm toni, an old lady who loves MMA & for some strange reason am attracted to the nuts on here...............

Welcome, they are a lively bunch here, but their pretty great.....


if your into moods, kinkiness, wild nights & just plain funny stuff, your gonna love it!

Originally posted by The Jake
My name is Jarrod. 25 years old. I working in Network Abuse on the swing shift and have a piss easy job. I migrated from Australia to America to live with my wife Arjukanpokarate about six months ago.


wow...big move...i love australia...always wanted to go there...very kewl lil country ;)

Talk to Magic and SeldomTap long enough and you may change your mind..... :)

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
Talk to Magic and SeldomTap long enough and you may change your mind..... :)

- J.

LOL never, ya'lls accents are just too kewl

Magic is a jewish pole. He represents no one.

Originally posted by momita
Hi I'm toni, an old lady who loves MMA & for some strange reason am attracted to the nuts on here...............

Welcome, they are a lively bunch here, but their pretty great.....


if your into moods, kinkiness, wild nights & just plain funny stuff, your gonna love it!

MOMITA!!! Long time no talk!! I need to call you.....been really busy lately.

Originally posted by madcrewmom
HI, I'm Nancy and I'm a mom of three kids M~A~D are their initials, hence my s/n. I love to sew, post, and redesign my house all the time....just wish I could finish all my started projects.
Welcome to our corner of the insane cyber world.:cool:

shew...3 kids? i'd say MAD too ;) i have a little brother whos 4 and a little sis whos 2....they drive me crazy...

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Magic is a jewish pole. He represents no one.

Magic claims to be a child of the world - some Jewish-Polish former POW from Nazi Germany and yet, strangely enough looks like a bored Malaysian university student with a fixation on necro**** and young children.

- J.

my name is adam. i am 23 in about a week or so. i live in huntington beach, california. i am very physical. i like to clown around and have a good time. smiling is second best to being angry. i have a passion and a strong love for mma. i love training. i love the whole concept of fighting and the impact that it has made on my life. i will soon be enjoying my carreer move. i like christmas, spring and the summer.... everything else in between is just blah. i love GOD, my sister, my nephew, my mom and dad... and the very few real friends that i have. i love myself. i hate you. that is all.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
my name is adam. i am 23 in about a week or so. i live in huntington beach, california. i am very physical. i like to clown around and have a good time. smiling is second best to being angry. i have a passion and a strong love for mma. i love training. i love the whole concept of fighting and the impact that it has made on my life. i will soon be enjoying my carreer move. i like christmas, spring and the summer.... everything else in between is just blah. i love GOD, my sister, my nephew, my mom and dad... and the very few real friends that i have. i love myself. i hate you. that is all.

And you especially hate me. Don't forget that.

- J.

correct.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
my name is adam. i am 23 in about a week or so. i live in huntington beach, california. i am very physical. i like to clown around and have a good time. smiling is second best to being angry. i have a passion and a strong love for mma. i love training. i love the whole concept of fighting and the impact that it has made on my life. i will soon be enjoying my carreer move. i like christmas, spring and the summer.... everything else in between is just blah. i love GOD, my sister, my nephew, my mom and dad... and the very few real friends that i have. i love myself. i hate you. that is all.

love you, too, sweetness ;)

seems like just about everyone is from cali or the west...guess me and linz are outcasts :lol1:

I'm the outcast. Not only am I from the prairies, but the praries of Canada. Don't get anymore outcast then that.

My real name is Ben. I'm 21 years old and am a 3rd year Criminal Justice major at Florida Atlantic University. I have no life, I wake up, go to class, go to work, and go to the gym. I enjoy fighting more than anything in life. Its all I think about, its all I wanna do.
My middle finger on my right hand is currently broken so i am not trainign as much and i feel like a useless sack of ****. I feel fat and lazy even tho i appear to be getting smaller by the day. I hate my existance and i am only happpy when hitting people and getting hit by people. I have a complex where I truthfully believe that everyone on the planet hates me and is out ot get me, it ****s with my head and makes peopel think i'm strange but at the same time keeps me entertained (not necisarily in a good way) most of the time. I hate everything about myself except for how hard i hit people.

I fantasize about being killed and killing people with my bare hands. I am a lover at heart but to unsettled in my own self the be able to actually give in to myself nad find joy. I hate myself to much.

wow i think i just went on an internal cleaning tangent, i need a hug.

:?!:

i'm tony

My name is kaps, 21, aquarius, from Nor Cal. I enjoy watching MMA, talking about MMA, reading about MMA, and annoying the Jake. I work as a sawer for a construction company.....

Hi I am ruffneck, 21 from Southern Cali. I smoke crack and pay hookers to fight each other. By this time tomorrow night I should be in jail for... well if I told you they would come get me right now.

WELCOME

:evil:

If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast.....

Originally posted by kaps
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast.....

Did you have Chinese food for dinner?

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic....

my name is ryan. i'm 18 years old, born on february 28, 1985.

i live in the western part of north carolina with my parents in a city called kings mountain(35-40 miles west of charlotte).

i don't have a job but i send out unsolicited emails, instant messages, and chatroom links for money.

the only things in my life i love are my cat and chute boxe hoodie.

my only good trait is my tv quality fingernails. if you don't envy these alluring and ravishing dead cells of mine, then you should start.

there is no use in talking to me unless you take pleasure in other peoples misery and get a good laugh out of it or you are also depressed and want to die like i do.

girls say i'm nice and funny, which i'm fairly sure is just a nice way of saying, "stay out of my life you boring, fat, ugly, annoying scumbag". if they don't hate me because of those reasons then its because they have made the correct assumption that i have a penis that lacks length, girth, and experience. they could also correctly assume that i have a deadend life and i will never have the cash to compensate for a small penis and no personality.

if you read all of this, i apologize.

I'm just here.

My name is Curly and I'm the guy who gets all the **** dumped on him around here. I used to really love this place but now I can't stand to even open the browser window to log on anymore.
We used to post all night and have a blast but for some strange reason I decided it would be cool to help out. Now no one hardly talks to me. If they do they want something or to ***** about me or someone else. All my free time goes towards this place and yet only a few people appreciate or even know what I do to help keep this place running. The phone calls and emails for interviews and press passes and news. The editing, deleting and constant bull**** that goes on here because someone's too lazy to post a thread in the right forum or wants to act like a 2 year old and post things that they know isn't right.
Why do I keep doing this even though no one probably gives a ****? I have no clue at all. One day I'll wake up and just stop coming here but for now I'll just keep taking the abuse and keep being ignored.


Oh and welcome to Global

Originally posted by Curly Howard
My name is Curly and I'm the guy who gets all the **** dumped on him around here.


boo ****in hoo man.

you hate openin the browser how the **** do you think i feel?

Yeah make Vulgar a Administrator. Problem solved.

My name is the Spaniard (aka Leather), i'm 23 and I'm Leo. I love the music and playing instruments. I like the cinema basically surrealism, horror, gore and underground. I have a niiiice and hot g/f wich post here one time in the year aprox: Spanishwoman. Please, Exotica don't post large and close english threads because my english is liiiiimited.
My hidden passion are the sheeps and goats and I'm studying economics and working in a bank to earn some money to build a big, big farm plenty of sweet , tender and nice sheeps *Got an erection*....

Originally posted by The Spaniard
My name is the Spaniard (aka Leather), i'm 23 and I'm Leo. I love the music and playing instruments. I like the cinema basically surrealism, horror, gore and underground. I have a niiiice and hot g/f wich post here one time in the year aprox: Spanishwoman. Please, Exotica don't post large and close english threads because my english is liiiiimited.
My hidden passion are the sheeps and goats and I'm studying economics and working in a bank to earn some money to build a big, big farm plenty of sweet , tender and nice sheeps *Got an erection*....

You do a good job with your English Spanaird. It is alot better than my Spanish!!!:lol2:

Originally posted by The Spaniard
My name is the Spaniard (aka Leather), i'm 23 and I'm Leo. I love the music and playing instruments. I like the cinema basically surrealism, horror, gore and underground. I have a niiiice and hot g/f wich post here one time in the year aprox: Spanishwoman. Please, Exotica don't post large and close english threads because my english is liiiiimited.
My hidden passion are the sheeps and goats and I'm studying economics and working in a bank to earn some money to build a big, big farm plenty of sweet , tender and nice sheeps *Got an erection*....

You this dude isn't one of us. He said he'd **** a sheep.

My name is Bryan. I am 25, graduated from East Carolina University in accounting. I am a CPA who lives near Wilmington, NC. I like all sports, except soccer and I love going to the beach and partying on the weekend with my friends.

Poor Curly......thank you for all you do! :)

*gives him a hug*

Geoff, 27 in CT. Network Admin/Help desk/Geek for work. I live to ride my motorcycle and will soon be back in some martial arts class. 3 years judo, 3 years aikido (3 more of karate but i wa very young and it sucked so i dont count that) is what i have under my belt. Looking into a renzo gracie school at the moment in CT. Goign to UFC tomorrow which im effin psyched about!!! Thats about all for now i suppose :)

where in CT you from?

I was born in Danbury and lived in Bridgeport, Fairfield, Monroe for 12 years.

Hi I'm Carlos, but everyone calls me Carlao (Car-loan) no relation to lendig $ for cars.
Puertorican, moved to NYC, then sunny rainy Florida. Love, Love, love my motorcycles and BJJ and MMA. I work for a mortgage and financial firm and I also manage some of the fighters for American Top Team. I'm 31, SCORPIO, I like candle light dinners and walks on the beach. NOT! I love a juicy stake and a movie and I do like the beach during the day time to swim, surf, and check the hotties. THAT IS ALL!

:lol1: you guys are great...i dont think i've laughed this much in a while.

Hi, my name is Nuno and I appreciate Curly cause he is DA MAN!!!

Hello my name is Steve. I'm 23. I don't like British people. They've got bad teeth. I work at Wal-Mart. Be my friend. Please.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
My name is Curly and I'm the guy who gets all the **** dumped on him around here. I used to really love this place but now I can't stand to even open the browser window to log on anymore.
We used to post all night and have a blast but for some strange reason I decided it would be cool to help out. Now no one hardly talks to me. If they do they want something or to ***** about me or someone else. All my free time goes towards this place and yet only a few people appreciate or even know what I do to help keep this place running. The phone calls and emails for interviews and press passes and news. The editing, deleting and constant bull**** that goes on here because someone's too lazy to post a thread in the right forum or wants to act like a 2 year old and post things that they know isn't right.
Why do I keep doing this even though no one probably gives a ****? I have no clue at all. One day I'll wake up and just stop coming here but for now I'll just keep taking the abuse and keep being ignored.


Oh and welcome to Global



ahahhaa Curly you da man
you need help with some stuff lemme know

This is old....but Im lazy...

Im the Ensanity...Good lookin, smart, and funny. Im a honor to be around but a jerk to talk to. People love to look at me, and can you blame them?!?!?? Look at what Im workin with! People everyday want to be me, WHY!?!? because I am the Ensanity. Anybody staring at me too long are wishing they can be me, and I look at them wishing I can be them. WHY!?!?!? So I can be them, watching me. Besides being handsome, brainy, and witty, Im extremely modest. The modesty adds to the charm. Also...ummm...Im second to no one, so there.

im 23 and an aquarius.

I see you have a fivehead, welcome young lady. I'm Beelzebub, 26.

Hi, I'm Mouse. You'll get to know me as time passes. BDSM is mainly my specialty however. Los Angeles, CA.

yep, im scared.

You scare too easily, little girl.

I enjoy my innocense. ;)

Pssssst, Exotica, The Ensanity likes to show penis, he forgot to mention it though....

sooooooooooo, be prepared......... :)

Someone pee on my chest.

Oops wrong thread?

Originally posted by momita
The Ensanity likes to show penis


LOL yea, guess he neglected to mention that....thanks for the warning.

How did you hear about Global?

My name is Luke Gill, and I live an hour outside of Toronto in Ontario, Canada. I'm 17, and over the summer I think I might have develoepd a drinking problem.

I'm a virgin, and my life took a shocking and disapointing turn a few weeks ago when I lost my fake ID at a bar. Chances are if I'm not thinking about the next Miller Time, I'm thinking about railing some braudskie I happen to be oggling, or what my life would be like if I couldn't use the letter "w".

I work at a McDonald's part time while I go to high school, and I haven't exercised in like 2 months. I don't have a girlfriend, but I'm taking out a cute chick from work tomorrow night and you never know.

Yesterday I trimmed my pubes and almost sniped off my dong.

That is all.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
My name is Luke Gill, and I live an hour outside of Toronto in Ontario, Canada. I'm 17, and over the summer I think I might have develoepd a drinking problem.

I'm a virgin, and my life took a shocking and disapointing turn a few weeks ago when I lost my fake ID at a bar. Chances are if I'm not thinking about the next Miller Time, I'm thinking about railing some braudskie I happen to be oggling, or what my life would be like if I couldn't use the letter "w".

I work at a McDonald's part time while I go to high school, and I haven't exercised in like 2 months. I don't have a girlfriend, but I'm taking out a cute chick from work tomorrow night and you never know.

Yesterday I trimmed my pubes and almost sniped off my dong.

That is all.

As soon as I post a pic of Deniro saying YOU TALKIN TO ME there you go. Speak of the devil. Welcome back Luke :)

You on AIM dude?

- J.

Yea my AIM handle s the same as my name on here.


Lets get this OT ****ing goin.

Originally posted by ruffneck119
How did you hear about Global?

I'm friends with Bella.

Originally posted by Exotica
I'm friends with Bella.

You ever chewed her mitt?

Originally posted by Exotica
LOL yea, guess he neglected to mention that....thanks for the warning.
































































































*Shows penis*

That's the one.

:lol1: cute.....?

SUCK MY DICK *****

LMAO!

Be nice Luke. Or else.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
SUCK MY DICK *****

<~isn't laughing.

If I'm bad do I get spanking?

Originally posted by Exotica
<~isn't laughing.

Well you're the first girl not to laugh when I showed them my shlong.

Or else what HF? That was pure gold...

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
If I'm bad do I get spanking?
Naw, just flamed and stuff. You'd like getting spanked too much.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Naw, just flamed and stuff. You'd like getting spanked too much.

I WOULD like or I DO like?

I'd say "would" since you probably have never actually been spanked and therefore have no basis on for which to pass judgement on being spanked.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Naw, just flamed and stuff. You'd like getting spanked too much.

kinky?

Naw I'm not into that. I just like it the old fashioned way.

IN DA BUTT!

Originally posted by kaps
IN DA BUTT!

TWO TIEMZ!?!?

Originally posted by kaps
IN DA BUTT!
Did that. Nothing special.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Naw I'm not into that. I just like it the old fashioned way.

good thing to know ;)

BUTT SEKZ!!

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
SUCK MY DICK *****

Settle down son. Lay off the sugar and caffeine.

- J.

Originally posted by Exotica
good thing to know ;)
Sweet, I got a wink. This is the farthest I have got with a women in months.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Sweet, I got a wink. This is the farthest I have got with a women in months.

lmao...poor thing....

btw...me and your boyfriend were just talking about u:crazy2:

Hockey has a boyfriend?! *Jay voice* I ****in knew it dude.......

Originally posted by Exotica
lmao...poor thing....

btw...me and your boyfriend were just talking about u:crazy2:
Yes, I was informed of this situation. Creed is a liar. But I would like to know what was said about me anyway. Damn Creed, always trashing my good name with his gay fantasies.

Lies, all lies. Damn lies!

Dont let him smell your hair......

Smelling a women's hair is cool. Most girls smell really good......well maybe not most. Alot of them do. On the other hand guys like me always smell but right now I am going through a good phase and the stench isn't all that bad.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
On the other hand guys like me always smell but right now I am going through a good phase and the stench isn't all that bad.

lol ewwww

Originally posted by kaps
Dont let him smell your hair......

i'll keep that in mind....lol

PeachyTuesdays: Chris seems like a kewl guy
Creed MMA: ahhh
Creed MMA: HockeyFighter?
Creed MMA: Yeah, he is a good guy
PeachyTuesdays: yea
Creed MMA: he is my boyfriend
PeachyTuesdays: oh really??
PeachyTuesdays: awesome
PeachyTuesdays: :-P
Creed MMA: no, I am serious
PeachyTuesdays: really?
Creed MMA: no

...actually kind of had me worried for a few seconds :(

He had me worried also since he kept insisting that you thought I was gay. Tends to worry a guy.

So Exotica, have you and Bella ever messed around?

:lol1:

Originally posted by Exotica
:lol1:

that was kind of vauge

Originally posted by kaps
So Exotica, have you and Bella ever messed around?

lmao....

Originally posted by Creed
that was kind of vauge

oh? sorry...no dear, i dont think you're gay ;)

Originally posted by Exotica
oh? sorry...no dear, i dont think you're gay ;)

where is Tammy? She smelt really purdy

Originally posted by Creed
where is Tammy? She smelt really purdy

who's tammy? and how do you know what she smells like?

She is in LA. He was smelling her hair.....

Tammy needs to come back since we have a major female presence on the board now. I wonder how she is doing.

Kimee needs to come back too, I miss them both.....

Yeah but we know why Kimmie isn't here.

Tammy just kind of vanished

Originally posted by Creed
Yeah but we know why Kimmie isn't here.

I don't. I was gone for 4 months and when I came back she was gone.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I don't. I was gone for 4 months and when I came back she was gone.

She moved out of her old place and doesn't have the net anymore

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Tammy needs to come back since we have a major female presence on the board now. I wonder how she is doing.

Major female presence = Arju, Bella, Kato, MCM, Momita

- J.

That's more females then any other MMA board I know.

and all of them are very good looking

Originally posted by The Jake
Major female presence = Arju, Bella, Kato, MCM, Momita

- J.

yea, just leave me out...i see how it is....

Bah, what does the Jake know.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Bah, what does the Jake know.

RPGs?

i have nothing to add to this thread...


















pure_ensanity: lets have sex
whyalemon: oh really now?
whyalemon: diddn't think you were that into me
pure_ensanity: sure...wanna do it?
whyalemon: hehe, we'll see
pure_ensanity: we'll see?
pure_ensanity: yes or no?
pure_ensanity: Im putting the condom on now
whyalemon: what color is it?
pure_ensanity: beige
pure_ensanity: is that cool?
whyalemon: sure
pure_ensanity: its going to fit hella loose
pure_ensanity: i brough magnum by accident
pure_ensanity: *brought
whyalemon: haha

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
where in CT you from?

I was born in Danbury and lived in Bridgeport, Fairfield, Monroe for 12 years.

sorry this took so long to reply...

I live in Southington, Central CT. The Renzo School im looking in to is in Derby. :)

Originally posted by Exotica
yea, just leave me out...i see how it is....

Point is, Hockey says MAJOR female presence and there's like six chicks compared to several THOUSAND guys.

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
Point is, Hockey says MAJOR female presence and there's like six chicks compared to several THOUSAND guys.

- J.
I'm talking a ratio of ACTUAL REGULAR male posters to female posters. I'm just taking a stab in the dark here but I'll say 50 regulars to 6 females. That is less than 10:1 which beats any board I know of making it a major female presence.

I am a pre op trans sexual named Andrew, soon to be Angela.

I spend most my nights plucking hairs from my chin, posing in front of the mirror to accentuate my breasts (which will be fabulous after my implants) and finding easier ways to tuck my penis in between my legs.

I also take a large quantity of hormones that are playing merry hell with my sex drive and mood swings.

I hope one day to meet one lucky guy who will know how to treat a brand new lady

Damn Andrew, I didn't know your relationship was that bad.

She has driven me to this...it is my only escape...follow my dreams and become a trans sexual show girl...I have great legs you know?!

Hey I have a picture of creed doing something very weird to tammy that I'm going to upload tommrow.

Originally posted by Gman
Hey I have a picture of creed doing something very weird to tammy that I'm going to upload tommrow.

This I have to see

You remember when you did that licking thing with your fingers.

Originally posted by Creed
and all of them are very good looking :) Thank you!!! you just made my day!

Originally posted by Gman
You remember when you did that licking thing with your fingers.

hmmm....interesting...:lol1:

Originally posted by Gman
You remember when you did that licking thing with your fingers.


Uhhhhh......no?

mhm, so wheres the pic??

Are u a virgin?

Hi Exotica....

Originally posted by Mouse
Are u a virgin?

no

Originally posted by The Spaniard
Hi Exotica....


hidee

...you like it don't you.. you like sex.. tell us how much u like it.

Originally posted by Mouse
...you like it don't you.. you like sex.. tell us how much u like it.

LOL doesn't matter how much i like it, im not getting any at the moment.

Originally posted by Exotica
hidee

Nice to see you here but now bye!! A good friday beer is waiting for me with my friends!!!

BTW...nice av!!it remember me a ********* girl...just kidding...sorry:)

lmao im not even going to ask......but have fun ;)

Spaniard.. i thought the same thing.. Karebear all the way, dumb slut should be stabbed.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
My real name is Ben. I'm 21 years old and am a 3rd year Criminal Justice major at Florida Atlantic University. I have no life, I wake up, go to class, go to work, and go to the gym. I enjoy fighting more than anything in life. Its all I think about, its all I wanna do.
My middle finger on my right hand is currently broken so i am not trainign as much and i feel like a useless sack of ****. I feel fat and lazy even tho i appear to be getting smaller by the day. I hate my existance and i am only happpy when hitting people and getting hit by people. I have a complex where I truthfully believe that everyone on the planet hates me and is out ot get me, it ****s with my head and makes peopel think i'm strange but at the same time keeps me entertained (not necisarily in a good way) most of the time. I hate everything about myself except for how hard i hit people.

I fantasize about being killed and killing people with my bare hands. I am a lover at heart but to unsettled in my own self the be able to actually give in to myself nad find joy. I hate myself to much.

wow i think i just went on an internal cleaning tangent, i need a hug.


Wow. Sounds like a natural born cop to me....

Originally posted by Cesaro
my name is ryan. i'm 18 years old, born on february 28, 1985.

i live in the western part of north carolina with my parents in a city called kings mountain(35-40 miles west of charlotte).

i don't have a job but i send out unsolicited emails, instant messages, and chatroom links for money.

the only things in my life i love are my cat and chute boxe hoodie.

my only good trait is my tv quality fingernails. if you don't envy these alluring and ravishing dead cells of mine, then you should start.

there is no use in talking to me unless you take pleasure in other peoples misery and get a good laugh out of it or you are also depressed and want to die like i do.

girls say i'm nice and funny, which i'm fairly sure is just a nice way of saying, "stay out of my life you boring, fat, ugly, annoying scumbag". if they don't hate me because of those reasons then its because they have made the correct assumption that i have a penis that lacks length, girth, and experience. they could also correctly assume that i have a deadend life and i will never have the cash to compensate for a small penis and no personality.

if you read all of this, i apologize.




HOLY **** THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!:rofl:

come watch me compete in charlotte on january 10 if you want to see comedy.

Cesaro, I think you're wonderful.

I'll just be getting back to Oregon from my 2 week vacation in Cali, I'll have WAAAY too much **** on my desk to take more time off. Best of luck to you on your competition though!!! GOOOOO CESAROOOOO!!!!

thats because i'm a wonderful person.

hopefully i will do okay in the competition. i laid out of bjj this week and next week they are closed for thanksgiving. i'll have a couple weeks of training in december and maybe 1 week in january.

i think leftbench will be competing as well, intermediate division in a lighter weight class than me.

Cesaro, when are we meeting half way to hang out?

come to charlote on the 10th and watch me get ****ed up

What time?

its an all day event

Well, is there a starting time? Where's it at?
I'm going to see Fuel on the 9th, so I'll be pretty hung over I'm sure.
I would considering driving to Charlotte though.

somewhere in downtown charlotte.

it probably starts at like 11am and ends sometime at night

My middle name is Vargas. I'm a sagitarrius. I'm a corporate headhunter that likes trashy girls, music that's fast and heavy, soft downers, and I like my corner window office. I hate my one bedroom apt(GF kicked me out of our condo), I like moral quandries, and enjoy killing time and brain cells. I got what I thought I wanted in a job but somehow my life is still empty. My shrink charges me $250 a week. I think I'm being cheated.

I'm so jealious of Cesaro right now.

I heard Lefty will be there, too.
I think the 20 bucks to get in would be worth it to hang out with those two.

i'm not one to be jealous of at all.

ugly, overweight, competing in a bjj tournament that i obviously should steer clear of.

I don't think your ugly Cesaro. You're also a very charming fellow. You don't give yourself enough credit. Maybe you'll get to bang Bella. You never know.

I'm saving myself for marriage.

Hey Cesaro. Get back in the Female Hotties Section and post more pics.

Maybe you'll change your mind when you meet Cesaro. If I was a hot young virgin female I sure would.

By the way...all this self-deprecation ain't gonna get you laid in here. Hit the weights, young man!

Originally posted by Cesaro
i'm not one to be jealous of at all.

ugly, overweight, competing in a bjj tournament that i obviously should steer clear of.
Well I'm ugly, overweight and have no BJJ tournament and no good looking women to possibly meet. Gangstah chops out. See you on the flip side crips.

mmafan, i'm not getting much **** these days. i'll post some when i get some new ****. i know of a site i can put up so i'll do that. hitting the weights is something i won't be doing for awhile, too lazy. i'd rather complain about being lazy and out of shape.

blue, maybe the pics you saw of me are blurry or something.

hockey, word up chops. i'm sure there have to be some bjj tournaments floating through canada somewhere. meeting good looking women is cool but it still sucks when you're ugly like me. and fat.

-glock cripple

Word Crips werd. I peep dat ****. Chops out.

My old admin sent me pics of her nips that she got pierced. Wanna see?

you told me about that

i always wanted to see

my aim is Bullshido and my email is vocedormira@yahoo.com

or just PM me a link

We all want to see

She's not that hot, but she has a great rack.
on second though maybe posting her pic isn't the best idea I've ever had.

Do I have to put an N/S up just for that link?

you might want to edit that out, i dont think its allowed in off topic


but nice rack indeed

I would like for all of you to eat my ass. Slowly.

Poof! Her rack is GONE! Tonight I'll tell her that she's famous!

I saw no rack.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Poof! Her rack is GONE! Tonight I'll tell her that she's famous!

post it in female rotties

Put it in the rottie forum

Originally posted by Blue Dawg

on second though maybe posting her pic isn't the best idea I've ever had.

oh lol

I wouldn't want to anger her, she could smother a man with those...

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I wouldn't want to anger her, she could smother a man with those...

There are worse ways to die

Yeah I could smother you.