click here

http://www.bastardpowered.com/chiicks.htm

Maddox @ http://www.monkeymofo.com/ = truer
But this page does come close. One page in and I'm not arguing yet.

- J.

I don't think that guy likes women.....duh!

I like this one:
http://www.bastardpowered.com/strike.htm

A nice summary of the grocery union strike out here in California.

Pisses me off enough to want to start another thread over it even though it's already been done.

- J.

whoever wrote that has a lot of built up frustration towards women...maybe he should just turn gay?

i hate to admit it...but quite a few of those ARE true...

Originally posted by Exotica
whoever wrote that has a lot of built up frustration towards women...maybe he should just turn gay?

i hate to admit it...but quite a few of those ARE true...

No, all of them are true.

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
No, all of them are true.

- J.


well, for example....

Women expect you to buy them useless items like diamond rings and necklaces and then ***** when you buy a usefull item like a drill press. (Impractical)

....me and my ex used to go shopping for car parts and power tools more often than looking at boring ass jewelry....i got parts for my car for my birthday not a ring ;)

Women will make fun of women with big boobs while secretly wishing that they had boobs that were that large. (Envious)

....i dont make fun of the women w/big boobs...i feel sorry for them because it sucks.

Women DO get envious of women with big boobs. It's a fact. I know of at least one who got breast implants for self esteem issues and of another who is getting them (same reason).

Women DON'T buy **** for practical reasons. They buy **** because it is on DISCOUNT and think they're getting a good deal. Practicality DOESN'T enter the picture. Otherwise they'd realise that buying five items when you only need the one, regardless of the discount, is still a dumb deal.

E.g. Arju ran out and bought five calenders the other day because they were on sale. Granted we're doing Christmas shopping too but that's not the point. We now have 3 calenders for 3 different rooms of the house, despite the fact that they're all located within 10 feet of each other.

- J.

:lol1: maybe im just not like most women

Originally posted by Exotica
:lol1: maybe im just not like most women

That's what they all say.

- J.

argh, i give up, men are all the same

Originally posted by Exotica
argh, i give up, men are all the same

Perhaps. But at least we admit our faults rather than lie about them or try to bury them.

- J.

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick....

Women will go to athletic events that we play in and then use it against us like they did us some huge favor.


So god damn true.

It really doesn't matter how stupid, impractical, boorish, awful or even insecure all us women are, you love us because you don't like butt sex. :)

Originally posted by madcrewmom
It really doesn't matter how stupid, impractical, boorish, awful or even insecure all us women are, you love us because you don't like butt sex. :)

What has that got to do with anything?

You mean because I don't wanna be a doughut puncher I'm out of options?

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
What has that got to do with anything?

You mean because I don't wanna be a doughut puncher I'm out of options?

- J.


What else is there??? Your hand and some lotion???

Originally posted by madcrewmom
What else is there??? Your hand and some lotion???

Celibacy is an option.

As is hookers for guys who don't want to love a woman for longer than an hour.

I read on a website once (I REALLY wish I knew the link coz I'd post it) a guy did a cost comparison between the cost of paying for a hooker on a regular basis (either fortnightly or weekly basis can't remember) and getting married.

It worked out that paying for the hooker on a regular basis, even if it was for every month for the rest of your life - worked out to be cheaper.

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
Celibacy is an option.

As is hookers for guys who don't want to love a woman for longer than an hour.

I read on a website once (I REALLY wish I knew the link coz I'd post it) a guy did a cost comparison between the cost of paying for a hooker on a regular basis (either fortnightly or weekly basis can't remember) and getting married.

It worked out that paying for the hooker on a regular basis, even if it was for every month for the rest of your life - worked out to be cheaper.

- J.

Ok, Ok, You win! *throws in towel* Just remember all of this when you are old and lonely.

Originally posted by madcrewmom
Ok, Ok, You win! *throws in towel* Just remember all of this when you are old and lonely.

I was speaking for men in general not myself.

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
I was speaking for men in general not myself.

- J.

I was speaking to men in general, not yourself.:)

Name 7 positive things about women.

Originally posted by Exotica
argh, i give up, men are all the same

No, I'm different.......in a weird, public exposure, intoxicated, week long drug haze kind of way.

Originally posted by madcrewmom
Name 7 positive things about women.

I got to four and then couldn't be stuffed.

- J.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
No, I'm different.......in a weird, public exposure, intoxicated, week long drug haze kind of way.

just as long as you dont say you enjoy sheep

Originally posted by Exotica
just as long as you dont say you enjoy sheep

Do not ever underestimate Tanner Rhoden.

- J.