Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
.......if you want to inform me that anywords in my post are spelt wrong, i do not care and **** you.

You found it. Hi Bella....

Hey Kaps. When are you going to let me call you again?
What should I have for dinner?

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*shows penis*

I had Enchiladas from El Jardine, they where awesome......

I've never had enchiladas from El Jardine, but maybe someday.
I ate at La Carreta the other day, and had some enchiladas. Those were awesome.

El Jardine, is the best mexican place around here, besides the taco truck......

Okay, so, when are you going to let me give you a ring?

Bella and I never talked on the phone :(


She told me not to call her :(

Whenever you want, I gotta get my cell phone reconnected, probably on friday. How about then?

Scratch that, UFC is on Friday. How about Saturday?

Saturday might be good for me. Just hook me up with the number and I will just call it randomly and say dirty things.

Charles, you and I were supposed to chat it up once upon a time. We will make this happen.

You still want a threeway with Tammy?

Yes, the threeway would be quite enjoyable. :cool:

I hate you all.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I hate you all.

Hehehehe.

Woo tammy rules.

Bella

awww, i want phone sex too....

Originally posted by Tom
awww, i want phone sex too....

done

Numbers?

123456789

39

69

634-3582

If you call that you can talk to my mom or maybe my sister. Not me though. I don't live there.

area code?

306

39!

561-297-9260

you can talk to me or my roomates.

There is Fatty, Peru, and D Rudz

B-rad

Nobody ever wants to talk to me.... :(

thats cause all you do is whine. not to mention your an ass raming **** sucker who has no redeaming qualities. please kill yourself.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
thats cause all you do is whine. not to mention your an ass raming **** sucker who has no redeaming qualities. please kill yourself.

Don't be a Dragonzero

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
561-297-9260

you can talk to me or my roomates.

There is Fatty, Peru, and D Rudz

Do your roomates know you are a closet homosexual?

I'm envisioning all sorts of fun phone calls I can be making....

- J.

I didn't study for my test last night, so i am trying to get some last minute studying in before i hit the F bomb on the test. God, i am a retard sometimes..

Originally posted by Tom
I didn't study for my test last night, so i am trying to get some last minute studying in before i hit the F bomb on the test. God, i am a retard sometimes..

What is it on?

just biology...stuff i pretty much 'learned' in high school but... i never really payed attention because i hate science...

ahh I see. Nothing you'll need in the real world

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Don't be a Dragonzero


That post was nothing like Dragon.

Dragon says ***.

I said ass ramming **** sucker with no redeaming qualities.




I see a huge difference, but yes it was a childish retort and for that i appologize

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
thats cause all you do is whine. not to mention your an ass raming **** sucker who has no redeaming qualities. please kill yourself.


And what are your redeeming qualities? What do you add to this board? Besides your lame assed eTapout threads, and your constant penchant for making yourself look like a total ass. You remind me of the kid who never got a good shot in the face growing up. Every time you post on this forum, I wish I could reach through the computer and smack you in the face. You persist in making personal attacks against me with the only thing you know about my personal life, cause you are a desperate man and don't have the mental resources to come up with anything else except for shots below the belt. What do I know about you? You're Jewish. I'm not an anti-semite or anything, so I won't make comments on how someone should turn you into a bar of soap or how someone should try to mate your mother with a German Sheppard. Do everybody a favor and hang yourself in your closet, and end your pathetic wannabe existance.

Originally posted by Squezze
What do I know about you? You're Jewish. I'm not an anti-semite or anything, so I won't make comments on how someone should turn you into a bar of soap or how someone should try to mate your mother with a German Sheppard. Do everybody a favor and hang yourself in your closet, and end your pathetic wannabe existance.


HAhahahahahaahahhahahabarofsoaphahahahahahGerman shepherdhahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!! So wrong yet so funny!!!!!!

The land of funk scores.

Originally posted by Squezze
And what are your redeeming qualities? What do you add to this board? Besides your lame assed eTapout threads, and your constant penchant for making yourself look like a total ass. You remind me of the kid who never got a good shot in the face growing up. Every time you post on this forum, I wish I could reach through the computer and smack you in the face. You persist in making personal attacks against me with the only thing you know about my personal life, cause you are a desperate man and don't have the mental resources to come up with anything else except for shots below the belt. What do I know about you? You're Jewish. I'm not an anti-semite or anything, so I won't make comments on how someone should turn you into a bar of soap or how someone should try to mate your mother with a German Sheppard. Do everybody a favor and hang yourself in your closet, and end your pathetic wannabe existance.


i do believe that was one of my first personal attacks on you after hundreds of you onto me.

as for taking shots as a kid boy i'm almost sure i double the ammount of beatings taken from parents by anyone on this board aside from Bzob.

whats my religion have to do with this at all?

what do i know about you? nothing except your firned blew her face off with a shotgun to the mouth. (probably your fault too, your life is a waste so you bring down all the good people around you). you know, i don't even bet its your fault, I know it is. you prolly hgged her and got your germs on her of something forcing her to clean herself the only way possible... via shotgun to the mouth, yeah its extreme but its better than dealing with you.

as for me killing myself, its people like you that keep me alive, people that dislike me are the reason i;m still here. if my very existance bothers you then 1) your a weak person for letting somone else affect you emotionaly and 2) you deserve to be bothered for reason 1.

so in conclusion toughen up, stiffen your upper lip, open the door, and get outside cause your leaking ***** is stinking up the house.

Go team Jew.

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Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i do believe that was one of my first personal attacks on you after hundreds of you onto me.

as for taking shots as a kid boy i'm almost sure i double the ammount of beatings taken from parents by anyone on this board aside from Bzob.

whats my religion have to do with this at all?

what do i know about you? nothing except your firned blew her face off with a shotgun to the mouth. (probably your fault too, your life is a waste so you bring down all the good people around you). you know, i don't even bet its your fault, I know it is. you prolly hgged her and got your germs on her of something forcing her to clean herself the only way possible... via shotgun to the mouth, yeah its extreme but its better than dealing with you.

as for me killing myself, its people like you that keep me alive, people that dislike me are the reason i;m still here. if my very existance bothers you then 1) your a weak person for letting somone else affect you emotionaly and 2) you deserve to be bothered for reason 1.

so in conclusion toughen up, stiffen your upper lip, open the door, and get outside cause your leaking ***** is stinking up the house.


A. It was a he, and I hadn't talked to him in months.

B. You honestly think that you posting on this board affects me emotionally? Seriously? Do you have dilusions on your own self importance or something? You could get hit by a truck tomorrow or continue to post on this board for 20 more years and it wouldn't affect me emotionally. Do you really think that you posting some lame assed picture really affects me? Let me tell you something, when you post your "emotionally affecting" posts, I read them, then I go about my business as usual. Some bloated birdfaced sack of **** living in a different country would have to do more than write out a poorly written paragraph of childish insults to affect me emotionally.

C. It seems to me that YOU are the one affected emotionally by what is said on this board. Every time I post, you pop up right behind me with some lame assed insult. Did you cry when I dissed your stupid eTapout threads? Forgive me if I don't give a **** how your make believe fighter performs.

D. Weak? You don't know me. I've been through things in this life that would make your hair turn gray. Calling me weak due to some lame assumptions and/or my persona on this board, is both foolish and stupid. I consider myself about as mentally tough as you can get. You don't know me.

E. **** off and die.

Originally posted by Squezze
A. It was a he, and I hadn't talked to him in months.

B. You honestly think that you posting on this board affects me emotionally? Seriously? Do you have dilusions on your own self importance or something? You could get hit by a truck tomorrow or continue to post on this board for 20 more years and it wouldn't affect me emotionally. Do you really think that you posting some lame assed picture really affects me? Let me tell you something, when you post your "emotionally affecting" posts, I read them, then I go about my business as usual. Some bloated birdfaced sack of **** living in a different country would have to do more than write out a poorly written paragraph of childish insults to affect me emotionally.

C. It seems to me that YOU are the one affected emotionally by what is said on this board. Every time I post, you pop up right behind me with some lame assed insult. Did you cry when I dissed your stupid eTapout threads? Forgive me if I don't give a **** how your make believe fighter performs.

D. Weak? You don't know me. I've been through things in this life that would make your hair turn gray. Calling me weak due to some lame assumptions and/or my persona on this board, is both foolish and stupid. I consider myself about as mentally tough as you can get. You don't know me.

E. **** off and die.

the dreaded list of self explination has come out. RUN AND HIDE EVERYONE!!!!

A. He, she, whatever.

B. it must affect you, you get pissy everyime i post "those pictures"

C. i'm left unafected by you and most others online and in real life for that matter. I happen to pop up behind you and attempt to insult you all the time cause well this board isn't all that busy and you happen to be a moron that deserves being made fun of and if peopel that are good at it arn't here to take care of the job then me being the good guy i am should step up to the plate and give it my best.

D. your right i don't know you, i don't care to know you, you mean nothing to me or anyone for that matter (your parents included. i hear you were a mistake). As for you being through stuff that would make my hair turn gray, wow i already have some gray hair from my traumatic upbringing. mabye if we swap stories we can be friends..???? or i'd prolly just eat a shot gun like that other dude.

E. you used to rag on me for saying that, now you use it. hypocrit.

I do not even know why we are having this conversation, your canadian after all that means you don't matter. (no offenseto Gman or Creed)

What pictures?
Did I miss something?

Wow this thread took a wide turn.

iNTARNET WARS!!!!!!!!!1

This is so ghey

This thread is just cleared up my constipation! AAAAAHHHHHH! I feel like I just shed 30 lbs!

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
This is so ghey

Happy birthday Squezze

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
the dreaded list of self explination has come out. RUN AND HIDE EVERYONE!!!!

A. He, she, whatever.

B. it must affect you, you get pissy everyime i post "those pictures"

C. i'm left unafected by you and most others online and in real life for that matter. I happen to pop up behind you and attempt to insult you all the time cause well this board isn't all that busy and you happen to be a moron that deserves being made fun of and if peopel that are good at it arn't here to take care of the job then me being the good guy i am should step up to the plate and give it my best.

D. your right i don't know you, i don't care to know you, you mean nothing to me or anyone for that matter (your parents included. i hear you were a mistake). As for you being through stuff that would make my hair turn gray, wow i already have some gray hair from my traumatic upbringing. mabye if we swap stories we can be friends..???? or i'd prolly just eat a shot gun like that other dude.

E. you used to rag on me for saying that, now you use it. hypocrit.

I do not even know why we are having this conversation, your canadian after all that means you don't matter. (no offenseto Gman or Creed)


It's like arguing with a 6th grader. I figured I'd better make a list so it was easy for you to understand. I could sit here all day and verbally paint tits on your back if I felt the need, but to be honest you bore the **** out of me. You never have anything interesting to say. The only thing I find mildly interesting about you is you've claimed to tap out black belts and whatever. I don't give a **** if you tapped out Rickson Gracie with a pinky toe lock, you're still a fatass birdman with a face like a smacked ass. In every picture I see of you, you look like you're trying to **** your guts out or something. Do you eat small animals whole? Are you trying to **** a full watermelon out your ass? Do you eat like a snake? You bore me.


Oh yeah, don't scratch your chin. My balls are hanging there and they've got an abrasion on them from me putting a new wrinkle in your moms ass. Eat my ****.

So, Kaps.... I hear you play Quake man....

- J.

gee, i wonder if i ****canned you all for a few months, came back and had self-titled threads they could maybe have this much fun-filled drama...
































naw. i think i'll just stick with my blatent displays of dip****ism. starting with people who should have never been awarded ears by the blessings of genetics because they aren't efficient enough to send audio indications for their brains to neurologically accept, and COMPREHEND, the sheer outright fact that led zep is the best band of all ****ing time.
and a special "congrats, you are an even bigger ****neck" award that goes out for the numbnut that actually tries to justify an arguement- which nobody will because
1. there is no arguement
2. it's funner to watch squezze and vulgar rape eachother via online slandering

Originally posted by Squezze
It's like arguing with a 6th grader. I figured I'd better make a list so it was easy for you to understand. I could sit here all day and verbally paint tits on your back if I felt the need, but to be honest you bore the **** out of me. You never have anything interesting to say. The only thing I find mildly interesting about you is you've claimed to tap out black belts and whatever. I don't give a **** if you tapped out Rickson Gracie with a pinky toe lock, you're still a fatass birdman with a face like a smacked ass. In every picture I see of you, you look like you're trying to **** your guts out or something. Do you eat small animals whole? Are you trying to **** a full watermelon out your ass? Do you eat like a snake? You bore me.


Oh yeah, don't scratch your chin. My balls are hanging there and they've got an abrasion on them from me putting a new wrinkle in your moms ass. Eat my ****.


all i heard was incoherent bull **** dribbling from that stink hole you call a mouth.

could you try a little harder to be cool? your almost there.

p.s. if you wanna point out that your typing and not talking, please don't bother posting cause its gay.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
all i heard was incoherent bull **** dribbling from that stink hole you call a mouth.

could you try a little harder to be cool? your almost there.

p.s. if you wanna point out that your typing and not talking, please don't bother posting cause its gay.


Ok, point out some of those incoherent bull**** whatevers to prove your point, and I'll acknowledge it.

I don't have to try to be cool, I was born that way.

Gay? I thought you were above those homophobic remarks. Mr. I-don't-have-to-resort-to-homophobic-remarks. **** off. You contridict yourself with every word you type.

The only thing that dribbles from your mouth is warm man semen from the large economy sized glass you drink from each morning. Die slowly.

Originally posted by Gman
Go team Jew.

Screw you guys that was funny.

Originally posted by Squezze
Ok, point out some of those incoherent bull**** whatevers to prove your point, and I'll acknowledge it.

I don't have to try to be cool, I was born that way.

Gay? I thought you were above those homophobic remarks. Mr. I-don't-have-to-resort-to-homophobic-remarks. **** off. You contridict yourself with every word you type.

The only thing that dribbles from your mouth is warm man semen from the large economy sized glass you drink from each morning. Die slowly.

cool and retarded are not synonyms.

yes i said gay, It was the only way for you to understand any of the words i said. We all know you have trouble understanding words with more than 3 or 4 letters, so i did my best to cater to your needs.

as for the semen, hey its cheaper than a protein shake with just as much protein.

(if you do not recognise that as sarcasm please kill yourself, do not even bother to try and crack back. to clarify, I DO NOT injest any semen that is not my own and even that was only once and i was 13.)

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
cool and retarded are not synonyms.


as for the semen, hey its cheaper than a protein shake with just as much protein.



mmmmmm...thus I could do a better thing than spread my semen in the w.c....

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
to clarify, I DO NOT injest any semen that is not my own and even that was only once and i was 13.


:?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

OMG dude you did NOT just ****ing state that!!! go back, hit the delete button and let's just all pretend that the above statement was never submitted.

This is old news, Pal Johnson outted him about it long ago in the cage.....

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
I DO NOT injest any semen that is not my own and even that was only once and i was 13.)

Dear God, no...

- J.

Originally posted by Purity
:?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

OMG dude you did NOT just ****ing state that!!! go back, hit the delete button and let's just all pretend that the above statement was never submitted.


it was pure sarcasm. jesus christ.

ben you suck at sarcasm. but thank you for dispelling the self-proclaimed rumor that you're a cum drinker.

Originally posted by Purity
ben you suck at sarcasm. but thank you for dispelling the self-proclaimed rumor that you're a cum drinker.

Yeah but at what price????

- J.

I feel less intelligent for having my name in the title of this thread.

Wow........wow........this thread sucks so bad. I thought it was bad one page one when it got hijacked on post 3. Not that the original topic made sense anyway. By page 3 it was worse and some how it id even worse on page 4. I pity you Bella for having your name on this thread. Someone should change it to "attn:vulgar" or something since it seems to fit him alot better.

I love you Hockey, and Bella too.

Originally posted by Bella
I've never had enchiladas from El Jardine, but maybe someday.
I ate at La Carreta the other day, and had some enchiladas. Those were awesome.


yea, those were great....now im starving :(

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
I love you Hockey, and Bella too.
Come near me and I will kill you.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
I love you Hockey, and Bella too.

Ok, ok...thus our relationship is going down to a deep and dark abyss...I hate you Ben!!! And the children hate you too!!!...

noooo Spanny baby, you know your my #1.

I was just tryin to get them in too.


Hockey, honey, baby, babooshka, come to daddy.

I like this thread.

Every time I keep thinking Bella = Green Iguana Queen

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
noooo Spanny baby, you know your my #1.



I knew it my pleasure clown:lovers: