Yeah its another ****ing test, hey...what can I say? I am bored


I am:

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"What Gritty No Nonsense Comic Book Character are You?" - Results:

You are Lobo. Lobo is an alien humanoid being from the planet Czarnia. Born in the Earth year 1599, Lobo is 6'4", 250 pounds, with red eyes and black hair. Lobo is the last surviving member of his race, because he killed almost every other Czarnian on a whim one day. Lobo's favorite color is Sepucher Black. He is a man of his word, who would rather kill the promisee than renege. He also loathes the following: square jaws, goody-goodies, democracy, flags, the philosophy that Good will always triumph over Evil, short hair, brown shoes, Equality for Women, Equality for Men, basic rights, and most everything else that is commonly considered decent

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John Constantine, whoever that is.

So why is that cat looking at that ass?

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
John Constantine, whoever that is.

WHOOO !!! he is awesome.

Hellblazer is the book.

Whoremaster and Arron Bizarre know of him.

I've never heard of him before.....

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You are Jesse Custer. Jesse is as tough as they come and always willing to prove it. He'll kick your ass for being a jackass. Or back you up if you prove that you're a man. An actual good guy, Jesse's word and honor is without reproach.

You are Spider Jerusalem.
Spider is THE journalist of the future. He smokes,he does drugs, and he kicks ass. The drugs aregoing to eventually kill him but not before hegets his way. And his way is the demise of thefailed American dream. Although full of hate,he cares about his city. All he wants to bringthe world is truth. Spider Jerusalem,conscience of the City. Frightening thought,but he's the only one we've got.
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all the guys in this quiz are ****ing cool.

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You are Jesse Custer. Jesse is as tough as they come and always willing to prove it. He'll kick your ass for being a jackass. Or back you up if you prove that you're a man. An actual good guy, Jesse's word and honor is without reproach.

You are The Punisher. Frank Castle was a career U.S. Marine, who served five years in Vietnam, and worked as a special forces trainer in upstate New York. While picnicking in Central Park, Frank's wife and children were caught and killed in the crossfire between two warring factions of drug dealers. On that day, Frank vowed to use his skills and experience to wage a one-man war on crime. He set out to punish all criminals, and more often than not, that punishment takes a very lethal form indeed.

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You are The Punisher. Frank Castle was a career U.S. Marine, who served five years in Vietnam, and worked as a special forces trainer in upstate New York. While picnicking in Central Park, Frank's wife and children were caught and killed in the crossfire between two warring factions of drug dealers. On that day, Frank vowed to use his skills and experience to wage a one-man war on crime. He set out to punish all criminals, and more often than not, that punishment takes a very lethal form indeed.

I got Punisher... but I wanted Lobo :)
I've collected more than a few of his comics... they're hillarious!

- J.

Nice..I haven't read anything of him...

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You are Jesse Custer. Jesse is as tough as they come and always willing to prove it. He'll kick your ass for being a jackass. Or back you up if you prove that you're a man. An actual good guy, Jesse's word and honor is without reproach.

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I'm The Midnighter.

I dont know who that is.

You are John Constantine. John has a strong knowledge of the occult and at times he appears to wield strong magical powers but he has also become known as something of a con-man, more likely to talk himself out of trouble than pull a rabbit out of a hat.

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**** I am the only lobo here

you must be the only drunken homocidal maniac who hates everything int eh known universe but dolphins.

tru dat tru dat...


*...time to speak with the dolphins..eeee...eeee*

Lobo killed ever member of his home race just so he could be unique.

One of his main superpowers, apart from inhuman strength and the ability to track someone across the universe is his ability to regenerate. It's greater than Wolverine's. You see God doesn't want him in Heaven and Satan is afraid he'll take over. So they basically keep resurrecting him to keep him out of the afterlife.

Oh yeah, and he never loses. Ever.

Cconsider this one of his superpowers. One time he did lose and he went back in time to change the flow of events so he did win.

- J.

Lobo killed ever member of his home race just so he could be unique.

with his high school science project nontheless.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
with his high school science project nontheless.


Hehehe... I hear there was one issue where he got reincarnated as a squirrel and ran infront of a truck to get himself killed. Then he got reincarnated as a woman with all his masculinity in one arm as well.

Frankly I'm still pissed that he lost to Wolverine in Marvel vs. DC when it's a known fact that Lobo shouldn't have lost.

- J.

I love Lobo, I know of him because of my brother's comic collection...

Lobo rocks.

I got one issue where he started his own religion to make tax free money.

I also have another he becomes a rock star.

Quality reading. One of the few comic books I would still buy today for the gag factor alone.

Lobo and Sandman (or anything under the DC Vertigo line)... that's prolly it.

- J.

You are Lobo. Lobo is an alien humanoid being from the planet Czarnia. Born in the Earth year 1599, Lobo is 6'4", 250 pounds, with red eyes and black hair. Lobo is the last surviving member of his race, because he killed almost every other Czarnian on a whim one day. Lobo's favorite color is Sepucher Black. He is a man of his word, who would rather kill the promisee than renege. He also loathes the following: square jaws, goody-goodies, democracy, flags, the philosophy that Good will always triumph over Evil, short hair, brown shoes, Equality for Women, Equality for Men, basic rights, and most everything else that is commonly considered decent.


hurray for me

Originally posted by astroboy
You are Lobo. Lobo is an alien humanoid being from the planet Czarnia. Born in the Earth year 1599, Lobo is 6'4", 250 pounds, with red eyes and black hair. Lobo is the last surviving member of his race, because he killed almost every other Czarnian on a whim one day. Lobo's favorite color is Sepucher Black. He is a man of his word, who would rather kill the promisee than renege. He also loathes the following: square jaws, goody-goodies, democracy, flags, the philosophy that Good will always triumph over Evil, short hair, brown shoes, Equality for Women, Equality for Men, basic rights, and most everything else that is commonly considered decent.


hurray for me

**** you whore.

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
**** you whore.

- J.


only women sorry bud

Originally posted by astroboy
only women sorry bud

That wasn't an invitation dip****.

Did you check your PMs?

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
That wasn't an invitation dip****.

Did you check your PMs?

- J.


oh not yet one second ill do that now

who else could i be? THE PUNISHER OF COURSE

Originally posted by mma thugg
who else could i be?

I dunno man. At a grand total of seven posts it's a little hard to say we know you :)

- J.

no i meant that as in what other comic book character is there?

Originally posted by mma thugg
no i meant that as in what other comic book character is there?

Well there's Lobo, John Constantine... there's a few on this list.

I wish Grendel was also on the list.

- J.

true,but are any of those characters more gritty and no nonsense then the punisher? i doubt it

Well Lobo has gotta be the DC version fo sho.

- J.

i never really got into the lobo comics i mainly read marvel when i was a kid and occasionlly dark horse comics.

Lobo is a timeless classic. Especially for adults. A step above the 6 year old mentality required to absorb an XMen comic. Indeed, Lobo is aimed at 12 and up.

- J.