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View Full Version : Update on my ass. Bluecifer 11-17-2003, 06:43 PM It's not burning today when I ****, but I also wouldn't call it 100%. I've been ****ting alot and am constipated. My stool seems to be stuck. Even coffee won't help. It's only coming out one small lump at a time. After every BM I feel like I'm battered and bloodied on the crapper. I feel like I'm losing a battle to this mighty turd. The Ensanity 11-17-2003, 06:45 PM I love update threads Bluecifer 11-17-2003, 06:47 PM Me too. Gives me a chance to let everone know what is going on in my life that's important while I catch up on what is going on with everyone else. HockeyFighter 11-17-2003, 07:46 PM I was constipated as **** last week. When I finally pushed it out it was the biggest **** I ever took. I think I now know what it feels like to be raped and it's bad. Bella 11-17-2003, 07:55 PM Eat peaches next time. realkaps 11-17-2003, 08:01 PM I've been havin good poops lately.... Fallout 11-17-2003, 08:19 PM BlueDawg when the big one finaly comes, I pray for you Kempo Chris 11-17-2003, 11:37 PM You go to doctor yet? May be hemroid VulgarTheClown 11-18-2003, 12:07 AM my ass is good thank you very much The Golden Bear 11-18-2003, 12:18 AM i pooped. nance 11-18-2003, 01:26 AM :lol2: :lol1: :lol3: Nuno 11-18-2003, 11:46 AM Update: Bella's new AV just gave me wood.......it kinda looks like the Paris Hilton video...... Bluecifer 11-18-2003, 12:47 PM Originally posted by Nuno Update: Bella's new AV just gave me wood.......it kinda looks like the Paris Hilton video...... Kinda does, and no, the big poop hasn't come yet. I'm awaiting it's arrival sometime today with great trepidation. Last night I ate celery and salad and I'm having lentil veggie soup for breakfast. Your prayers are appreciated. Nuno 11-18-2003, 12:49 PM Man, I don't give a sh.............. Nuno 11-18-2003, 12:55 PM jk Blue hehehe............ :( Bluecifer 11-18-2003, 01:21 PM You better be! Not being able to **** is a god damn tragedy! I fear the my "o" ring will be greatly increased in circumference when it finally happens. Bella 11-18-2003, 04:35 PM Originally posted by Nuno Update: Bella's new AV just gave me wood.......it kinda looks like the Paris Hilton video...... WTF Aaron Bizarre 11-18-2003, 04:38 PM drink coffee. Bluecifer 11-18-2003, 05:33 PM I've been drinking MAAAD coffee all day and am so amped out I'm about to commit ****ing murders and still.........NO ****!!!! WTF!!!!! I'M GONNA ****ING SLAY SOME ****ING MOTHER****ING ****WADS!!!!! Bluecifer 11-18-2003, 06:09 PM HALLEMU****INJAH!!! I FINALLY ****!!! YAY!!! IT WAS A MIGHTY FOE, BUT IN THE END IT WENT DOWN THE ****TER JUST LIKE ALL IT'S PREDECESSORS!!! The Golden Bear 11-18-2003, 06:10 PM You are a better man than that **** Bluecifer 11-18-2003, 06:10 PM I feel so light and atheletic!!! This is amazing!!!! Bluecifer 11-18-2003, 06:11 PM Originally posted by The Golden Bear You are a better man than that **** Yes! Yes I am! I had my doubts and thought I might tap, BUT I NEVER GAVE UP!!!! |