My main ****** Ed is out front at the moment and I think he's gonna stay there. He's representing for the tea drinking crumpet eating masses so he is.

**** Wally, the big bastard is going down.

JJ is ****. I bet he doesn't even win one event. ****ing useless yank.

The big j.eggin surely.

I haven't watched much of it me dear as it always seems to be on when I'm asleep. I saw the wrestling one and a bit of the mountain running one.

The big j.eggin surely.

I haven't watched much of it me dear as it always seems to be on when I'm asleep. I saw the wrestling one and a bit of the mountain running one.

Wally - no chance. The big bastard has got no skill and shouldn't have won the event that he did. My main ****** Ed was conned in that one. He should have 3 wins to his name by now.

I like the surfer. He is by far the worst but is having the time of his life. Gwan Murray!

Who remembers this quote from the last series....

"ahhhh you got my ear...not cool dude!" - dumb yank while getting his hair cut.

Murray is a good lad. He could have won that mountain climbing one if he didn't go off so fast at the start. Ed has got a better noggin on him though and his tactics are top notch.

I fancy Ed. I also think he'll win it. The archery task this week looks good.

Anyone fancy a bet on tonites show. It's just started. I'll take 1k on Ed for the archery challenge.

Betting closes in 5 mins....

Betting closes in 5 mins....

I'll bet 1k on JJ if yer still up for it.

I'll bet 1k on JJ if yer still up for it.

Deal. He'll still be fuycked off that beatle nut.

Deal. He'll still be fuycked off that beatle nut.

Listen son, at least the cunt had the good sense not to get behind the wheel of a motor vehicle.

Listen son, at least the cunt had the good sense not to get behind the wheel of a motor vehicle.

haha, that was classic.

Get in there JJ my son!

Get in there JJ my son!

It's close. I still fancy Ed.

I think Walle will win! hes awesome combat events, last 2 have been endurance!

'Ave it!

I'm pleased for JJ. He's been **** at everything else but he's always given his best so he has. Fair play to the yank.

****ind Ed you spack!!

It says at the end that the narrator is Ralf Little. Sounds nothing like him...

I think Walle will win! hes awesome combat events, last 2 have been endurance!

All he's got is brute strength though. Anyone with a bit of skill or technique will kick him in the cunt, make no mistake about that.

The one event he won was a fix an all. Ed won that one really.

All he's got is brute strength though. Anyone with a bit of skill or technique will kick him in the cunt, make no mistake about that.

The one event he won was a fix an all. Ed won that one really.

Walle's going to murder you and your poxy little car hoff

My money is on Ed I knew he was gonna win the endurance race in Nepal and unless the stick fighting was edited completely then he should have won that and be 3-1 up on JJ and the soccer poof, are the yanks useless or what

My money is on Ed I knew he was gonna win the endurance race in Nepal and unless the stick fighting was edited completely then he should have won that and be 3-1 up on JJ and the soccer poof, are the yanks useless or what

Duggie, did peeds let you have a go on his wife while you were stopping at his in fat yank land?

Tonight I'm going for Murray. Usually I'd back me main j.eggin Ed when it comes to the endurance events but he's only a wee skinny thing and I reckon the cold will get to him during the event. Murray's got a bit more fat on him to keep him warm and looked good running up them hills so I'm going for the hippy cunt.

Tonight I'm going for Murray. Usually I'd back me main j.eggin Ed when it comes to the endurance events but he's only a wee skinny thing and I reckon the cold will get to him during the event. Murray's got a bit more fat on him to keep him warm and looked good running up them hills so I'm going for the hippy cunt.

I honestly thought Murray had fooked it up again this week with that mental start. Good form tho, he kept it up, and 2nd overall is fair impressive against those tribesmen.

Next weeks looks good, they're all gonna get leathered by those ninja folk.

I honestly thought Murray had fooked it up again this week with that mental start. Good form tho, he kept it up, and 2nd overall is fair impressive against those tribesmen.

Next weeks looks good, they're all gonna get leathered by those ninja folk.

Aye, I was worried about that an all. I thought the cunt would have eased himself into it this time after he bombed it up them hills then conked out in nepal, but the lad did himself proud. Good performance so it was.

I fancy the Wally next week. The big bastard is gonna use his strength to give em all a hearty kick in the cunt.