View Full Version : Eliminating ******* hair


Stain
11-15-2003, 04:58 PM
How can I get rid of the hair in my *******? I'm too frightened to shave it and nair is not made for *******s.

Thanks

The Golden Bear
11-15-2003, 04:59 PM
wax is the job. Get it done profesionaly. They will do you right.

Stain
11-15-2003, 05:00 PM
that sounds quite scary

Fallout
11-15-2003, 05:02 PM
Cesaro?

Stain
11-15-2003, 05:03 PM
Cesaro nairs his ass. i dont know how he doesnt burn it, since it says on the bottle not to use on "private areas"

Fallout
11-15-2003, 05:08 PM
He has lots of experience in removing body hair.

The man is as smooth as a block of ice

realkaps
11-15-2003, 05:23 PM
He uses rubber gloves to protect his junk. Why do I know that?

Prince
11-15-2003, 05:26 PM
nair works as long as you dont leave it on for too long and dont apply it twice.

if you put it on, leave for 5, wash it off and do it again, you will get ****ed up.

my friend told me he used it so i decided i would too. it burned for like an hour the 1st time but i think i left it on too long.

my ass crack is fine but when i use it on my chest i get red bumps for some reason but they are gone the next morning.

Prince
11-15-2003, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by kaps
He uses rubber gloves to protect his junk. Why do I know that?

hahahahaahaha, correct. i put my junk inside of a surgical glove i steal from hospitals so when i'm nairing my thighs and ass it doesnt get on my sack or shaft.

realkaps
11-15-2003, 05:31 PM
You could always burn it off....

The Jake
11-15-2003, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
hahahahaahaha, correct. i put my junk inside of a surgical glove i steal from hospitals so when i'm nairing my thighs and ass it doesnt get on my sack or shaft.

So you nair your ass but leave your nuts hairy and intact?

- J.

realkaps
11-15-2003, 06:32 PM
Do you really want to know what he does with his nut hair?

The Jake
11-15-2003, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by kaps
Do you really want to know what he does with his nut hair?

This puzzles the **** out me.

I can understand a guy who wants his nuts to be hair free or trimmed for the laides.

I can't understand why he'd go to such lengths to keep his ass hair free and nothing else.

- J.

realkaps
11-15-2003, 06:36 PM
Its not just his ass hair, its all body hair, exluding his head and eyebrows.....

The Jake
11-15-2003, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by kaps
Its not just his ass hair, its all body hair, exluding his head and eyebrows.....
Oh ok - I didn't know Cesaro was a metrosexual. I knew he had a thing about bodyhair in wierd places I didn't know it was a general thing.

- J.

realkaps
11-15-2003, 06:43 PM
Its all body hair, but I dont think that classifies him as a metrosexual, seeing as how he wears his chuteboxe hoodie everyday all day without any cleaning. He has had the same pair of shoes since highschool, and ****s himself regularly.....

The Jake
11-15-2003, 06:44 PM
Ahh I forgot about the ****ting part.

Good point.

So he's just ****ed up right?

- J.

realkaps
11-15-2003, 06:46 PM
That's the general census.....

Stain
11-15-2003, 07:04 PM
I **** myself at the grapplers quest tournament. I threw my underwear in the garbage and wore fight shorts for underwear

Curly Howard
11-15-2003, 07:08 PM
Should have left them on. Winner via tap due to stinky drawers

realkaps
11-15-2003, 07:09 PM
Javi won last night Curly.....

Curly Howard
11-15-2003, 07:10 PM
I knew he would. He's the man.

realkaps
11-15-2003, 07:12 PM
It was a close one from what I read, split decision....

The Golden Bear
11-15-2003, 07:13 PM
javi fought?? ruffneck? or Vasquez?

Fallout
11-15-2003, 07:13 PM
When is he gonna fight in the UFC?

realkaps
11-15-2003, 07:14 PM
Vasquez...

Curly Howard
11-15-2003, 07:15 PM
Vasquez. He'll be in the UFC soon.

The Golden Bear
11-15-2003, 07:17 PM
lol i thought it was ruffneck... lol

The Jake
11-15-2003, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Should have left them on. Winner via tap due to stinky drawers

Why does that remind me of a Bruce Lovely thread all of a sudden.....

- J.

realkaps
11-15-2003, 07:18 PM
Who?

Curly Howard
11-15-2003, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by The Jake
Why does that remind me of a Bruce Lovely thread all of a sudden.....

- J.

I should delete my post then

The Jake
11-15-2003, 07:20 PM
Bruce Lovely

Funniest poster on Sherdog. I think he's banned now or he posts on Ironlife.

Anyway, he posted a thread once on how to become MMA champion.

Something about entering wearing a pink jumpsuit, marching in to some Village People song. Then doing some strip tease to it and before the fight begins ****ting his pants in the middle of the ring and smearing himself with his own **** and when the fight begins chasing the guy down.

- J.

realkaps
11-15-2003, 07:23 PM
I didnt find him too funny, he had his moments.....

The Jake
11-15-2003, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by kaps
I didnt find him too funny, he had his moments.....

Believe me, that thread of his was one of them.

- J.

Fallout
11-15-2003, 07:35 PM
Bruce was/is one of the most memorable internet personalitys EVER

The Ensanity
11-15-2003, 08:25 PM
Wanna rid hair from ya *******?


1. Get a lighter

2. Eat cabbage and beans

3. im pretty sure you can guess the rest

Kato
11-17-2003, 07:11 PM
Just use the Venus razon blade if you feel that shaving your ass might be easier or safer...


1 - Lather that ass throroughly
2 - Place one leg on the edge of the bathtub
3 - Squat slightly
4 - With one hand spread the cheek a bit
5 - Always use a new blade
6 - Shave according
7 - Remember to breath
8 - Change legs
9 - Repeat steps 3 and 4
10 - done