The Perfect Job [Archive]

VulgarTheClown

11-13-2003, 01:10 AM

Kicking ass: the perfect job.

I was thinking about possible careers the other day, when I finally thought of the perfect job: kicking ass. Every day I'd get up, eat beef jerky, grab my ass-kicking gear and go down town to kick some ass. I'd go to different places every day, like retirement homes on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, animal rights conventions/feminist meetings on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, and finally, I'd go to orphanages on Sundays and holidays, unless there are any mimes in town (mimes always get priority beatings).

Kicking ass is not for everyone. Specifically, commies, hicks, bleeding heart liberals, and hippies can not become ass kicking administrators. Any of them that say otherwise should be shot. While kicking ass is simple in theory, its execution is complex, requiring an ineptness towards sensitivity, sarcasm and contempt for all life and happiness in general.

Taken from Maddox (http://maddox.xmission.com/)

DragonZero

11-13-2003, 01:15 AM

YOU ARE ****ING RETARDED PLEASE CASTRATE YOURSELF SO THE WORLD WON'T BE INFECTED BY YOUR OFFSPRING.

VulgarTheClown

11-13-2003, 01:16 AM

:-!

VulgarTheClown

11-13-2003, 01:17 AM

p.s. - no

kcfman

11-13-2003, 01:18 AM

etapout?

DragonZero

11-13-2003, 01:18 AM

you should it's for the best

VulgarTheClown

11-13-2003, 01:19 AM

DragonZero = TechGirl

DragonZero

11-13-2003, 01:20 AM

vulgar =VOD

DragonZero

11-13-2003, 01:21 AM

Originally posted by kcfman
etapout?

don't encourage him please.

btw, get your ass on aim bro:-)

Kempo Chris

11-13-2003, 01:29 AM

Maddox is crazy

kcfman

11-13-2003, 01:53 AM

Originally posted by DragonZero
vulgar =VOD
Really? I used to post that Vod was a clown!

The Jake

11-13-2003, 04:46 AM

Maddox should be a mafia enforcer.

- J.

Leather

11-13-2003, 09:26 AM

The perfect job = A blow job....DOT AND FINAL....

Now I must return to work...

Fury Dragon

11-13-2003, 09:38 AM

Another ****ty Vulgar thread to go down in the books.

realkaps

11-13-2003, 10:01 AM

Its not Vulgar you tards, its ****in Maddox. Maddox rules, you all ****in suck. www.maddox.xmission.com

Go there, read it, good ****, asshats.......

Fury Dragon

11-13-2003, 10:07 AM

The fact that VULGAR dragged that over here makes it his ****ty thread.

handjobs4dollars

11-13-2003, 10:08 AM

maddox does rule

realkaps

11-13-2003, 10:11 AM

You should be happy to get the words of Maddox deleivered to you......

handjobs4dollars

11-13-2003, 10:13 AM

We should ask maddox to post here.

realkaps

11-13-2003, 10:23 AM

He bash us on his site, then we'd get the thousands of Maddox guys coming over here to bash us too. Not a good idea......

VulgarTheClown

11-13-2003, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by kaps
You should be happy to get the words of Maddox deleivered to you......

This is the truth!

Dragon and Fury being against Maddox is proof that they are flaming pieces of **** and should be BANNED!

VulgarTheClown

11-13-2003, 10:52 AM

wouldn't it be considered fighter bashing to bash Maddox since he kicks so much ass?

also wouldn't I be included in that since I do fight? BAN EVERYONE ON THE SIGHT FOR FIGHTER BASHING!!!

handjobs4dollars

11-13-2003, 12:01 PM

You don't fight anything except the urge to love the ****.

realkaps

11-13-2003, 12:04 PM

6 points, Gman.....

VulgarTheClown

11-13-2003, 02:14 PM

gman be out your mind!

The Jake

11-13-2003, 10:14 PM

Maddox rules. If he ****s with us, Waylander, C0ld, myself and a few others will just nuke his site off the net.

- J.

VulgarTheClown

11-13-2003, 10:56 PM

sure you will, maddox is all powerfull!