Which would you rather have happen to you?

i think either one of them is better than that pic of the Klitschko brothers showering together, it looks like they're gonna jerk each other off!

Which would you rather have happen to you?

Sharks dont normally prey on humans, so its more likely the will just bite your leg off whilst testing if you taste good. Humans must taste like **** because its rare a shark finishes the meal.

i cant choose, because lighting is more likely to kill but a shark attack would scare the **** out of me(plus the idea of having no legs is terrible)!!

Hmmm probably lighning. I knew a guy that got hit by lightning. He's fine. It would depend on where you got hit and at what votage.

how about this shark attack or botched vasectomy

I would much rather take the Lightning, a shark would scared the carp out of me, if it were to eat off my legs and leave me alive, I would prob bleed to death or drown before I make it to shore. Lighting would be much faster and I might be able to live afterwards.

id prefer to eb attacked by a shark while being struck by lightning. that way, while the shark is biting me, and the lightning strkes me, maybe the shark can get zapped or sumthing. :rolleyes:

the death rate for lightning is 30% so ill take that..
and i hate deep water and its predators..

lightning wouldn't be that bad....yeah.....i'll go with lightning

lightning wouldn't be that bad....yeah.....i'll go with lightning
when lightning strikes it can be hotter than
the surface of the sun....ouch :D

when lightning strikes it can be hotter than
the surface of the sun....ouch :D
damn maybe i'll change my mind

Went cage diving in South africa (gaansbai) last YEAR (OOPS EDIT I TYPED WEEK IT WAS LAST APRIL) with Great whites awesome creatures but near 20 feet of teeth man, its tree they dont view humans as prey, more often than not as one poster alludes to here they are testing, as they dont have hands they use their mouths.


and if you wonder why they attack surfers so often, ever seen the outline of a surf board fomr under the water, with a sufer laying on it hands and legs just in the water as they do, its a dead ringer for a large seal.

anyway here endeth todays nature lesson, id probably go with lightening cos you dont know its gonna happen and then its over, either fatally or not, as shark is bite a piece out of you and foe a min of 30 secs unless he comes back to finish you off but you are gonna **** yourself for some time....in fact getitng in the bath wqould be a trauma for the rest of your life.

p.s. Bull sharks are far more dangerous than great whites by the way, guess where im diving next...... Barrier reef one of the main homes of the ......bull shark, :eek:

Went cage diving in South africa (gaansbai) last week with Great whites awesome creatures but near 20 feet of teeth man, its tree they dont view humans as prey, more often than not as one poster alludes to here they are testing, as they dont have hands they use their mouths.


and if you wonder why they attack surfers so often, ever seen the outline of a surf board fomr under the water, with a sufer laying on it hands and legs just in the water as they do, its a dead ringer for a large seal.

anyway here endeth todays nature lesson, id probably go with lightening cos you dont know its gonna happen and then its over, either fatally or not, as shark is bite a piece out of you and foe a min of 30 secs unless he comes back to finish you off but you are gonna **** yourself for some time....in fact getitng in the bath wqould be a trauma for the rest of your life.

p.s. Bull sharks are far more dangerous than great whites by the way, guess where im diving next...... Barrier reef one of the main homes of the ......bull shark, :eek:


Good points. I'd take the lightning.

Struck by lighting. It will be a far quicker death and there is always the chance that you gain supernatural powers.

p.s. Bull sharks are far more dangerous than great whites by the way, guess where im diving next...... Barrier reef one of the main homes of the ......bull shark, :eek:

Its ****ing mad to think bull sharks swim in rivers etc, if you dont get eaten by a croc your gonna get eaten by a bull shark!!

I'd love to go cage diver with a white shark, i'd be scared even in a cage.

Lightning, I would rather be dead , or mentally dead than live without limbs.

Either one, just as long as i can still masturbate.

lightning for sure

I'll take my chances with the ****in shark. If I keep my jab working and land a lucky right cross I may be able to survive....

struck my lightning, Jaws has ruined me for life

Its ****ing mad to think bull sharks swim in rivers etc, if you dont get eaten by a croc your gonna get eaten by a bull shark!!

I'd love to go cage diver with a white shark, i'd be scared even in a cage.


yeah thats ****ed up they have been found thousands of miles up the amazon, this is what makes them so deadly, they love estuaries and mouths of rivers which is where there is most human activity, due to the aggressive nature of the shark and the fact they will eat anything (the sea's dustbins) this makes them a major threat to humans. Whites get bad press in comparison to bull sharks trust me.


Its fairly hairy in the cage mate, especially is the visibility is low as was the case when I dived, the shark actually clipped the cage (5 metres long this baby) and threw me around a bit in there, thats when I decided to get back on board the boat. In truth you see just as much from the boat as the water is geenerally murky as all hell and full of chum, which is pretty disgusting in itself.

Good experience though and its about 80 quid. If you go to cape town i recommend it, get the one that goes early though most shark activity is at sunrise and a few hours after and dusk.

We saw 50 odd bait attacks and 18 different sharks according to the old sea dog who took us out, well worth getting up at 4.30 am for. (we got to shark alley at around 7.30-8 am)

the activity noticably got less post 10 am.


oh the aquarium is pretty special there too, have smoke and lay down under the shark tunnel, I had people stepping over me lol!!! mad! The roick hpopper penguins are ****ing hilarious as well you can also dive in the aquarium with the sharks but I wanted to do it for real. :eek:

great place cape town and as you guessed I love my natural history and wildlife so ideal! :D

the death rate for lightning is 30% so ill take that..
and i hate deep water and its predators..

And where did you get that stat from?