After a hard night of drinking and eating jalapenos my ******* is in ****ing AGONY!!!! Does that ever happen to you and if so what can be done to alleviate the burn of this liquid fire/hydrochloric acid that's shooting out of my bunghole? PLEASE HELP!!! I'M ****ING DYING OVER HERE!!!!

once i used ice cubes to ease the pain.


try a bath tub full of ice and water...

Ice cubes? Ok. I'll be right back...I hope no one comes to my office during this though...that'll be hard to explain.

I thought this was going to be about fun stories involving lit bags of dog crap on people's porches.

I'm leaving now.

The chick in the Black Eyed Peas is sexy.

I'm gonna run down stairs and get some ice cream...and it ain't for eatin'.....

The ice cream should be eaten right after eating jalapenos, silly, I thought everyone knew that.....

I'm not gonna EAT the ice cream....it's for another use. Should still be refreshing though.

Originally posted by Squezze
The chick in the Black Eyed Peas is sexy.
I'd hit it

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I'm gonna run down stairs and get some ice cream...and it ain't for eatin'.....

Dear Penthouse

I never thought it could happen to me but.....

Hahaha suffer.

- J.

Dear Penthouse, my butt is addicted to Rocky Road ice cream.

Yeah when I go on fishinf trips all we eat is junk food and beer. Hot peppers on everything isn't a good thing.

You people must have weak bowels or something. I can't remember the last time I had something with chili and went to the toilet and got the 'burns'.

- J.

I put hot sauce on everything. Espically meatloaf.

I only get burning ****s from, of all things, KFC

I havnt had the burns in a while, although we did get this new hot sauce that is supposed to be really hot. Maybe that'll work....

Half a fifth of Vodka and a bunch of jalapeno poppers did it for me.